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Tom Segura

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Track List: Completely Normal

1. Intro

2. Hobby

3. Entitlement

4. Travel Advice

5. First 48

6. Shouting Black

7. Are People The Same?

8. No Change

9. I Sit

10. Seagal

11. Sorry

12. Catastrophic

13. You Win

14. Dr. Dick

15. A Good Death

16. Cali's Crazy

17. Professional

18. D R Period

19. New Goal

20. It's Okay

21. 2 Girls

22. My History

23. Learn My Way

24. Stop Pretending

25. Liberate Yourself

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Track List: White Girls With Cornrows

1. Intro

2. Los Angeles Is Spanish

3. White Girls With Cornrows

4. Every Family Has Stupid

5. Animal Man

6. A** Hats

7. People Want To Connect

8. Destiny

9. NYC

10. Inspiration

11. Where The Dudes At?

12. My Downfall

13. Caught By Strangers

14. Confusing Words

15. Worse At Sex

16. A Mexican Story

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Track List: Thrilled

1. Intro/Hello, Minnesota

2. You Know How

3. My Goal

4. Fun Game

5. Something Gay

6. You Should Judge People

7. Pregnant While Mexican

8. Aggressive On A Bicycle

9. My Thing

10. Too Much Vegas

11. Homeless Guy

12. 3 Types

13. Tattoos

14. Not Normal

15. 80's Porn

16. Cursing Is Bad/Rudely Interrupted

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Mrcamann87 you're a f**king f*g
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jkpplll
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listen to Lotto EB two pistols freestyle by lotto EB youtube
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jstewart3342
Every time I hate you
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It's funny
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I like havardi cheese the most what's your favorite
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I like to do anal with another man
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Mexicans need to stay behind that wall
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Black people are cool
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Don't read this you will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will will be the best day of your life. Now that you have started reading this don't stop this is so freaky but if you read this and ignore it you will have very bad luck. Put this on 15 songs in 144 minutes when you're done press the spacebar and your crushes name will appear in bright letters on the screen this is so freaky it actually work
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erm97
love this guy.
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Good
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This was completely funny and hilarious, I totally recommend it!
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Note: Those/that two headed girls/girl do porn now.
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My role model��
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This is so funny!!! :)
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chipw9
Tom Segura is brilliant, ruthless, and unflinching. Fantastic timing and story-tellin g . So good, up there with many other new-to-estab l i s h e d up-and-comer s like Kyle Kinane, John Mulaney, and Tim Bedore. I wish he had his own show on FX, Comedy Central, or something like that.
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Oh my god. This guy is a visionary.
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Hey
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Very freakin hilarious. Also, I feel like if we met in person, we would be friends.
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japanthur
Hey, Hitler!
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Loooove him. His specials are the best. So mad I missed his show when he was in Detroit.
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L Ml ml ny glint
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ksufan2004
This guy has some high and tight jeans.
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weegiemario
Aaaah this guy is great
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I hope he gets rabies
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Im doctor sex.
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derekconnerp h o n e
Catman345678 9 2 1 that was a joke of his during The League, or that era. I think they blew the quote.
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Music lover you are either a girl or boy but that's just gross putting that on pandora
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But I think he hates bald eagles
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Like he is funny
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L
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kmroethler
best comedian ever
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SO FUNNY LOL FOR DAYZ
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Yess p**sy drink
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All haters, Sopla a D - Tom Segura is hilarious!!
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Uhh you sound weird
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The best?
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Your as awesome as a plasma pistol. Lol
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mickeytheplu m b e r
Hmmmmmm
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trinn17
Sorry,didn't laugh once. Guy just isn't funny.
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happyleo24
Anal sex with this guy was so boring, but he was funny
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Hilarious
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U I'm mc mm u
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No, I'm not gunna tip you for scaring me
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Lol I couldn't stop laughing
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Read joecrammer83 correctly
He wrote IF this dude died.
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Not funny at all
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Butt f**k a bald eagle
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He is so funny
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