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There's three kinds of stupid...I'v e analyzed it
Well you can't eat that cuz that's alive.
Yay! A new cd
In Alabama there is no Mexicans at least from when I went there for 5 months
He's awesome
F**k
Funny how he thinks he must be the first guy to wipe his nuts on those drapes. Crabs are the best case scenario.
What's my name
What's my name
What's my name
What's my name
Funny
If u idiot think hes not funny dont listen. No one cares about what u think
dallasdave19 8 0
He is not that funny. Ian edwards and hannibal burress are super funny!
Tom segura ur not even funny, ....the only thing i find funny.is the fact that u dont even play it off. U try to make it look casual, but its out of ardor, nice, reeeaaal nice , f**ker. U fuckn white peice of s**t.
Jean shorts in dirt driveways haha!
Haha :D
farns625
Tom is the #1 mommy
ouspyy
Called humor
This guy the best I have a bunch of comedians on this app but this guys the best
Who's house?
Why woulda white girl have cornrows huh WANNA BE!
This guy is too funny. Haha "see the black guy f**king loved this joke" hahhaha hell yesss Im still laughing!!! Too hilarious
This guy sucks he copied John Mulaney's little people bit, almost word for word. F**k you tom
Tommy Bunns!
farns625
Jeans are high and tight
I've never heard of this guy, he's great.
Dude is too funny!! Tom, U ROCK!!
Kiss your hand
Say your crushes name 3 times
Say a day
Close your hand
Say your name 3 times
Open your hand
Post this on 15 songs and your crush will ask you out on that day
nathans135
Dang this guy is funny
Get some teeth.... lol
Tom is awesome
Hilarious!! Follow for a follow
F**k
FOLLOW I FOLLOW BACK!
Patton oswalt is an unfunny tired piece of s**t
@anabeil2000 how is he a ripoff of Patton? This guy's original and has his own style.

He's coming to my city this weekend, and I'm trying to get off work to see him. I just hope he brings new material
jon.truelove
Love your act. Your Minneapolis special kills!
he looks weird
follow me ill follow you back
He is ok at best
Follow me
whataburgerw o m a n
i want to marry you tommy
Fallow me
Tom Segura is one funny mother f**ker. Love all his stuff
jrsotelo
Tom and Patton are 2 completely different comedians, no one ripped off anyone idiot
jleemorrow32
Funny as s**t
This is a ripoff of Patton Oswalt. OR OR OR Patton Oswalt ripped this guy off. Either way. I do not approve.
Midgets don't like midget jokes
greenjacob44 2 0 9
F**king awesome
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