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Crap
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Uhh... It s Tom now
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jordan.amare . w
Gfhgjhihfgfg f g g h g h h j g j g h y h y u h g h g u h g g h g u y u g u g g f g f y g g g g g g u g t u g h h g h v h h
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jordan.amare . w
Gffffy chuffing
Adssde
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I like how a boy named sue used this as a forum to beg for church money, and I'm not good at religious stuff but Jesus isn't God, he's his son Sue (Art of War lol) I'm stupid ��
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Love how half his jokes are just him making fun of himself for being overweight and how he is so comfortable with it.
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Got a minute ? There's a church that was built and they need monetary donations to help cover expenses , the church is Saint Patrick church - 1046 E. 34 th street Los Angeles California 90011 - (323) 232- 8756 ( 323) 234- 5963 - Pastor Rev. Timothy Dyer - Jesus is God :)
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chipw9
To answer Ms. Angie Jimenez's question, comedian John Heffron (if you're referring to the bit about I can't breathe! when he was grounded to his room. I hope that helps.
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T I G E R
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Know this has nothing to do with this comedian but does anyone know the name of that guy that says "what are you gonna do ground me? I'm already grounded."
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f6
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Cricket and jellyfish
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manntrav
Dont read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you dont post this to at least 5 songs in the next 143 minutes the worst day of your life will be tomorrow. When your done press f6 in the comment section, your lover's name will come in big letters. This is scary because ot actually works
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heathdew01
Sucs
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I tell hew hwhat, I tell hew hwhat. lmao, this is legen (wait for it)...
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Don't read this cause it's so scary it acually works. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you don't post this you will die in 2 days. Now that you've started reading don't stop. This is so scary put on at least 5 songs in 143 minutes. When your done press f6 and your lovers name will come on the screen in big letters. This is so scary because it works.
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Hilarious
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Don't read this because it's so scary it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you don't post this you will die in 2 days. Now that you've started reading don't stop. This is so scary pit on at least 5 songs in 143 minutes. When your done press f6 and your lovers name will come on the screen in big letters. This is so scary because it works.
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Don't read this because it's so scary it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you don't post this you will die in 2 days. Now that you've started reading don't stop. This is so scary pit on at least 5 songs in 143 minutes. When your done press f6 and your lovers name will come on the screen in big letters. This is so scary because it works.
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Don't read this because its so scary it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you don't post this you will die in 2 days. Now that you've started reading don't stop. This is so scary pit on at least 5 songs in 143 minutes. When your done press f6 and your lovers name will come on the screen in big letters. This is so scary because it works.
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Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of you life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you don't post this you will die in 2 days. Now you've started reading so don't stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 songs in 143 minutes. When done press f6 and your lover's name will come on the screen in big letters. This is so scary because it actually works
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If this dude died I would go into mourning for two weeks. This guy a my favorite. His podcast with him and his wife are hilarious.
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he's not dead... ��
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This guys humor;,) so funny
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cottonbales2
Funny dude
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Oh yea i remember when they picked me up and we had pancakes
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zfeliciano
I love him
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17robertpete r s o n
This freaked me out. This isn't fake. Apparently if you copy and paste this on 10 other songs you have the best day of your life tomorrow. You will either bekissed or asked out. If you break this chain you'll see a big girl in your room tonight. InThe next 53 minutes someone will say I love you or I'm sorry.
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Blue
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That cackling laugher in the background.. . . Geez.... Somebody gag that lady...
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Funny
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No, he's not dead. He's alive and ripping on brown people. Suck it brown people.
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This this is my thing
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After an extensive 1 minute online search... Tom Segura is alive. Not dead, opposite of dead. Alive.
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Rip tom
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wyndfire01
Nope. Alive in l.a.
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Paola worxia (miguel flores1759)
Should get a pilots license and aim at her own ugly a** selfie face...fuckn sand nig piece of goat s**t lol
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roycardenas5 5
I see people here saying he copied John Mulaney, but it seems more like maybe Gabriel Iglesias came in and stole a thing or two or vise-versa no idea, they seem like very very similar jokes
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Tom Segura died?
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speedyja.alm a g u e r f**k u the guy dief 5 or 6 hours ago show respect for a comedy legend
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Say iPhone 5 times
Say the color
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Look under your pillow
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Say iPhone 5 times
Say the color
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Look under your pillow
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Very funny if u don't like ur dumb
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I think he's really funny and should make another cd
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This Guy sucks
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10ray68
Miguelflores is a skank
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leroybernard j r
Funny dude
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More cheese
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Great pot head
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