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Tim Hawkins

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Track List: The Government Can (Mini Album) EP

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About love this song i meant the government can
I love him because he is Christian.
Love this song so true
AWESOME!!!
bigbossmoss8 0 8
Clergy's take the reel take it from my hand!
GONNA SEE HIM LIVE FOR THE SECOND TIME SATURDAY! CAN'T WAIT!
I've seen him live twice. He's really good
And I like the song,
Cletus take the reel!!
so true & sad!!!
SUPER FUNNY GUY!!
The government can is so sadly true:(
Love that song, Frankie, saw him sing it in concert!
cnh_long_082 8
WDZBOY99!!!! ! - you never had a Twinkie that's fine I have but it's been a while since like 2 yrs
cnh_long_082 8
Anyone heard his song things not to say to ur wife
I almost got to see him in Fort Smith, but it sold out right before I got tickets
I've been to one of his concerts and it was hilarious
kristindekoc k
:)
kristindekoc k
The best present I ever got were tickets to see him
dawnbrad5
he's awesome! and tweet song IS GR8 kale allerion
"Hamsters are like cigarettes; perfectly harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire!" Tim Hawkins (from the tweet song) (its funny tweets that him and John branyan do) look it up on YouTube it's hysterical!! !
I wish his stand up comedy was on here. It's the best.
I've never ever had a Twinkie!
misty.alpine c h u r c h
End you comments with a :) if you love Jesus!!! Remember he loves you no matter what you do!!!
misty.alpine c h u r c h
I love that he loves God!!!
cshock95
Love Tim Hawkins. He SO hilarious!!: )
Lol. Because I work at subway!!!!
I think I am addicted to Tim Hawkins. But then again, if I don't listen to his station I have withdraws :D love this guy <3
Tim hawkins is amazing. I laugh every time. Quote him all the time too.
I like his music but I like his comedy better favorite song is 3rd wheel
love this chanell
Kiss your hand
Say your crushes name three times
Say a day
Close your hand say your name 3 times
Open your hand
Post this on 15 songs and your crush will ask you out on that day
His songs are as good hashish standup. It is likeit but in a song. I have a picture of me and him.
Love him! He is soooooo hilarious!
Who can take your money?
Who can take your money?
Take all away and give it to some other guy?
The government.
The government can.
Love this dude... my favorite comedian!!!
Who can make the founding fathers roll over in their grave???.... . . t h e government can
adamsmashem
:-( that hurts i do not
traci332
That "stinks"
adamsmashem
U can twister and i can referee
Go tim your hilarious
crystalfuals
Love this guys comedy his songs r good to but his comedy is better
Im a ding dong in a Twinkie world
Haha he signed my foreheadXD
Why isn't his comedy on here?! That's way better than his songs.
I just went to his show too! It was awesome!
Love this guy so funny have his dvds
zanderm1999
Why is queen a similar artist?
Absolutely love him have his DVDs :)
I have a stuffed penguin named Kowalski and I make him look like he's saying tim Hawkins jokes and singing his songs I did that all summer on spotifi (another music app)
samsue000
Going to see him live this Wednesday!! Remember to be Twinky in a Ding-Dog!
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