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Tim Hawkins

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Track List: Cletus Take The Reel

1. Cletus Take The Reel

2. Quit The Choir

3. Delilah - The Samson Version

4. Dollar Store

5. Smells Like Birthday Cake

6. Commercial: Future Hits

7. Paintball Wizard

8. Troubleshooting

9. Youtube

10. The First Song Prince Ever Wrote

11. Stupid Zoo

12. A Homeschool Family

13. Commercial: Real Men Of Genius

14. My Supercuts Experience

15. Home Depot Song

16. Live Life On A Diet

17. Imagine

18. Free Gospel Report

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Track List: Pretty Pink Tractor

1. Pretty Pink Tractor

2. Twinkie

3. The Government Can

4. Shave

5. 3rd Wheel

6. Honey-Do List

7. A Daddy Boy Can Survive

8. Homeschool Blues

9. Just The Way You Are

10. Old White Man

11. A Whiff Of Kansas

12. Youtube Video Comment Guy

13. Major Tomtom

14. The First Song I Wrote For My Wife

15. Colonoscopy

16. Freebird Goes Green

17. Chick-Fil-A (Live)

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Track List: Extremely Madeover

1. Subway

2. Irritating

3. Tootsie Roll

4. Kids Rock

5. Taco Bell

6. Banana Peeling

7. Corporate Praise / Anti-Butter Song

8. Take My Squirrel To The Park

9. Things You Don't Say To Your Wife

10. If Rock And Rollers Became Holy Rollers

11. I Don't Drink Beer

12. Fire Ants

13. Parents Are People

14. Hearts In The Air

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Track List: The Government Can (Mini Album) EP

1. The Government Can

2. 3rd Wheel

3. A Whiff Of Kansas

4. Homeschool Blues

5. Twinkie

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I agree
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This guy is the best a comedy. I �� him and his comedy
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Tim Hawkins is funny
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73brentmeg
THIS IS AWESOME BECAUSE ITS ABOUT God!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! B - ) ������������ = - O :-P ;-) :-( :-) :-! :-$ B-) :O :-* :-D :'( :-\ O:-) :-<
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This guy is a genius. His facial expressions are so hilarious. Wish I could meet him
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���� he is awesome!
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jeff-laura.s m i t h
Tim Hawkins has clean and decent humor to the government jokes and not Jack Black's Satanic Cult lies which are totally vulgar.
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Lol
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Soooo funny
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mom2jnjnj
Kiss your hand then pick a color then post this on 2 more songs then look under your pillow
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OMG THIS GUY ES SOOOOO FUNNY! "I believe somebody broke wind!", "Chick-fu(?) l - a , what a dirty nasty trick to play, now I have to go to, Subway!", and "I work a Suuuubway!"
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sarigd76
My teacher shows us his shows. We always die laughing ��
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I like Tim not only because he is funny but because he is a Christian and a clean comedian. He is so funny!
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Hahahahhahah a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a
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I love you tim
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So funny! Love him and all the other peps on here!
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F-ing amazing
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denland
#timhawkinsf o r p r e s i d e n t !
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#timhawkinsf o r p r e s i d e n t !
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#timhawkinsf o r p r e s i d e n t !
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denland
He is freakin AWSOME !!!!!
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Hey there deliah soooo epic! Total fan here!!!
Keep up your funny business Tim.
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The HOMESCHOOL FAMILY!!!!! Totes relate;)
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This guy is so funny!! What a dry sense of humor!!!!
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Love your work keep it up man!!!
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went to see this guy in Albuquerque and I loved it
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gretagryffin d o r
LOL!!!!!
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larkinfelts
I'm homeschooled so love Tim
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He is absolutely funny expecially when he is talking about homeschooler s . ;}
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I LOVE HIS COMEDY! He was even funnier live! I couldn't stop laughing the whole time!!!
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I'm very happy that he is a christian comedian! It's so awesome to listen to clean comedians
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kingkaine1
This guy is awesome!!!
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Favorite comedian!
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CLETUS TAKE THE REEL!!!!
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My favorite comedian... :)
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My favorite comedian... :)
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My favorite comedian... :)
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How cool is he!?!?!!!??? I ABSOLUTELY love comedy like this!!!!!! I can't wait to hear even more songs! Like pretty pink tractor! I LOVE THAT SONG SOO MUCH!!!!
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haha
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None of his really good songs r on here :/
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one really funny guy
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nvm
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Oops i mean
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Im a ding dong in a TWINKIE WORLD
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Why don't they have any other of his CDs?
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I love him!! He's awesome! Lol "someone broke wind!"
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Can I marry you
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