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Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God) (Live)

Features of This Track

folk roots
mild rhythmic syncopation
extensive vamping
acoustic sonority
minor key tonality
acoustic rhythm guitars
offensive lyrics

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pookaphoenix
Thanks Stephen! This made me laugh a lot!
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I like the songs better when there live. Who agrees?
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Follow for follow
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dylanweum
Love u Stephen lynch good song never gets old or annoying love bowling song and Beelze they are funny and good songd
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Anyone else hear this song and think of Tiki God by Presidents of the United states of America?
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6th comment. That person has had that profile for 44 years
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6th comment, we all know you're a weird old dude.
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This song made my floppy turn into a hard drive
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Lol omg I love all of his songs he is so damn funny
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I love all of his songs
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16th post!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!¡¡ ! ¡
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thefatrabbit 3
Are there any videos of him playing this song?
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Yea i don't know why he finds it so embarassing. . t h e song is funny and unique
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kimbelle10
Lol!--Such a funny song...It's weird but I like it!

He was getting all Jack Black there for a minute there...Lol!

I love it--Don't know why he doesn't play it...People like he's twisted sense of humor now...'Cause I think people are all like that secretly in a way...

Plus it sounds good!
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YES 11th post!! no importance whatsoever
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z570esr2
lol
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wow, that comment by f**k off...just.. . w o w
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He said he got mocked for this at one point, but really I don't think it's much better or worse than any of his other songs on average.
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omg
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Possibly the greatest song ever.
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i want your big c**k in my 12 year old tight p**sy <8
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5th comment. WOOT. idk why thats important >_>. ALMIGHTY MALACHI.
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this song is my theme song!!!!!
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offensive lyrics??? f**k that man this song rocks!
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Love this song!!!
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ha first comment on this great rare song

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