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wow.. you mean there IS modern swing music besides squirrels and cherry popping daddies? wow!!!! there's a whole world out there that people are actually listening to... wow!!!

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Totally un-related: here is a blues-ish song i wrote for my buddy Warpig

THE WARPIG BLUES

*slow blues riffs, each ending low*
I lost wife,
i lost my house,
i lost my job,
and my dog ran away...

*blues guitaur*
well the last part I made up
as i ran out of Xanax today

refrain: (fast rock guitaur)
'anything i like to do i don't like to quit
so i'm gonna work something out, get around it'

*some wind instrument played 1940's style*
i was all, so very much alone, and so
i went to church and got a girl to go!

(refrain)
'cuz anything i like to do i don't like to quit
so i'm gonna work something out, get around it'

*blues guitaur*
i don't remember what your parents named
you
but i remember how much i paid
you
to take me hard in the back
pew

you liked me so much you introduced me to
your Sister friends... was it three or two?

(spoken: one of the three might-a-been a priest)

(refrain)
'for anything i like to do i don't like to quit
so i'm gonna work something out, get around it'

*TWANGIE 6-string guitaur* (THERE's your infernal TWANG, happy NOW? friggin Southerners.... lol)
but-i never did do ecstasy,
crack, cocaine and LSD
or even sniff glue
before i met you!

i shoulda cleaned up before the job interview

(refrain)
'but anything i like to do i don't like to quit
so i'm gonna work something out, get around it'

*slow blues riffs*
and THAT's what i said
last night as i lay in bed
talking to my cell mate
but he just called me 'jailbait'

(refrain) *still slow blues riffs*
'Hey! anything i like to do i don't like to quit
so i'm gonna work something out, get around it'

*fast rock guitaur*
and so i told my cell mate last night in jail.
But his wife Palin agreed and paid my bail'

'Cuz-Hey! anything i like to do i don't like to quit!
So i'm gonna work something out! get ah-round it!'
'Cuz-Hey! anything i like to do i don't like to quit!
so i'm gonna work something out, get ah-round it!'