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Roy D. Mercer

Tulsa, OK, radio announcers Brent Douglas and Phil Stone created the character of Roy D. Mercer as a hillbilly variation on the Jerky Boys -- a comedian whose act is entirely based on prank phone calls. Mercer rose from obscurity in 1997, when he graduated from a featured bit on the duo's radio show to a contract with Capitol Records. Two Mercer albums -- How Big 'a Boy Are Ya?, Vol. 1 and Vol. 2 -- were released simultaneously in February, and other volumes in the series soon followed on a regular and prolific basis. The duo broke away from the series in 2001 with the New York City-hatin' Roy D. Mercer vs. Yankees. Family Album from 2002 returned to the How Big 'a Boy Are Ya? format. Hits the Road (2003), Get Well Soon (2004), and Black & Blue (2006) stayed the course. ~ Stephen Thomas Erlewine
full bio

Selected Discography

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Track List: Red White & Bruised

1. Don't Red On Me

2. Takin' The Cake

3. Motel 666

4. Cussin' And Fussin'

5. The Catfish Is Comin'! (Fishing Report)

6. Roy Gets A NAB In His Bonnett

7. You Don't Know The Halftime Of It

8. Pickin' And Grinnin'

9. Not So Easy Rider

10. Tired Of Workin' For The Man

11. Graveyard (Dancin' Around Mix)

12. Political Announcement One (Extended Version)

13. Political Announcement Too (Extended Version)

14. Political Announcement Again (Extended Version)

15. Political Announcement Fore (Extended Version)

16. Graveyard (Dancin' Around Mix- Radio Edit)

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Track List: Ultimate Fits!

1. Car Dealer

2. Bad Gas

3. Dead Trees

4. Fingernails

5. Bad Popcorn

6. Bowlin' Ball Fungus

7. Police Chief

8. Horny Hound

9. Load O' Bull

10. Yankee In A Strange Land

11. Horse Feed

12. Giant Squarsh

13. Brokearm Mountain

14. Burrito

15. Statue Of Limitations

16. Long Gone Salon

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Track List: 10 Great Skits

1. How Big'a Boy Are Ya?

2. Bad Apples

3. Bird Dog

4. Bank Deposit

5. Travel Agency

6. Dead Hamster

7. Police Chief

8. Bad Popcorn

9. Bowlin' Ball Fungus

10. Vet Bill

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Track List: More Greatest Fits

1. Rebar Butt Bustin'

2. Burrito

3. Love Birds

4. Tranny Cabbie

5. Sissy Dog

6. Load O' Bull

7. Fiery Hayride

8. Chiropractor

9. Septic Tank

10. Roadie Rage

11. Sex Toy Delivery

12. Car Dealer

13. Notre Dammit

14. Police Chief

15. Horny Hound

16. Bad Gas

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Track List: Double Wide Vol.2

1. Insurance Claim

2. Bad Apples

3. Chiropractor

4. Grass Fire

5. Auto Mechanic

6. Fender Bender

7. Country Club

8. Grass Cutter

9. Court Clerk

10. Dead Trees

11. Love Birds

12. Vet Bill

13. Safety Goggles

14. Pawn Shop

16. Dead Goat

17. Fingernails

18. Jingle Fists

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Track List: Double Wide Vol. 3

1. Calf Fries

2. Hot Tape Deck

3. Modelin' Job

4. Coffee Shop

5. Sissy Dog

6. Orn'ry Mare

7. Septic Tank

8. Bad Popcorn

9. Bowlin' Ball Fungus

10. Horse Feed

11. Bury'd Cat

12. Stuper Glue

13. Bus Driver

14. Spoilt Seed

15. X-Ray-Ologist

16. Gas Meter

17. Boat Prop

18. Answering Machine Message

19. How Big'a Boy Are Ya?

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Track List: Double Wide: Volume 1

1. Bad Pager

2. Dead Rooster

3. Janitor

4. Car Dealer

5. Golf Course

6. Burrito

7. Dead Hamster

8. Barber Shop

9. Bird Dog

10. Travel Agency

11. S & M

12. Graveyard

13. Dead Dog

14. Mall

15. Paternity

16. Bad Gas

17. Mercer Family Christmas

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Track List: Black & Blue

1. Fiery Hayride

2. Bathroom Magic

3. Pig Jig

4. Nekked Pitchers

5. Fishin' Report (2006)

6. Foxhole Faux Pas

7. Mattress Mauler

8. Soiled Santa

9. Roofer Roughup

10. Brokearm Mountain

11. Continental Barber

12. Horny Hound

13. Yoger Yankee

14. Beard Salvage

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Track List: Get Well Soon

1. Peacocks And Dognuts

2. Lucky Charm

3. Hush Puppies

4. Tranny Cabbie

5. Wrong Number

6. Lunch Lady

7. Fishin' Report (2004)

8. Clownin' Around

9. Sex Toy Delivery

10. Poacher

11. Bee Fuddled

12. Smoked Bird

13. Answering Machine Message

14. Ephedrine

15. Cat Attack

16. Bowled Over

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Track List: Hits The Road

1. Album Intro

2. Campin' Caper

3. Amsterdam Intro

4. Second Hand Reefer

5. Hooked

6. Fishin' Report (2003)

7. France Intro

8. Notre Dammit

9. Saddle Sore

10. Pool Party

11. Italy Intro

12. Italian Tractor Pull

13. Swamp Thang

14. Spain Intro

15. Load O' Bull

16. Broken Bed & Breakfast

17. Paint Job

18. Scotland Intro

19. Soccer Ball Buster

20. Nobody's Home Intro

21. Roy Ain't Home (Answering Machine Message)

22. I Believe (MC Roy D. Mix)

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Track List: The Family Album

1. Soho Sitchiashun

2. Chiropractor

3. Giant Squarsh

4. Pharmacist

5. Roy Vs. Goldberg

6. Coffee Shop

7. Police Chief

8. Music Store

9. Roadie Rage

10. Dead Rooster

11. Poison Pansies

12. Grass Fire

13. Tragic Carpet Ride

14. Bleeder Of The Band

15. Lateesha Godiva

16. No Deposit, Don't Return

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Track List: Roy D. Mercer Vs. Yankees

1. Big Apple Agitation

2. Roadie Rage

3. Calendar Caper #1

4. Yankee In A Strange Land

5. Soho Sitchiashun

6. Quad City Quandry

7. Buckeye Bugs

8. Calendar Caper #2

9. Rehab Mountains

10. Band Camp Klepto

11. Malodorous Mechanic

12. Beantown Boater

13. Steeltown Stealer

14. Manhattan Mishap

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Track List: Greatest Fits

1. Bank Deposit

2. Girl's Shoes

3. Unlucky Charmer

4. Dead Hamster

5. Bird Dog

6. Travel Agency

7. Graveyard

8. Bad Apples

9. Dead Trees

10. Vet Bill

11. Fingernails

12. Hot Tape Deck

13. Bad Popcorn

14. Bowlin' Ball Fungus

15. Horse Feed

16. How Big'A Boy Are Ya?

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Track List: How Big'A Boy Are Ya? Volume 6 (Explicit)

1. Bowlin' Ball Fungus

2. Horse Feed

3. Bury'd Cat

4. Stuper Glue

5. Bus Driver

6. Movers

7. Spoilt Seed

8. X-Ray-Ologist

9. Gas Meter

10. Boat Prop

11. Answering Machine Message

12. How Big'A Boy Are Ya?

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Track List: How Big'A Boy Are Ya? Volume 5

1. Calf Fries

2. Hot Tape Deck

3. Modelin' Job

4. Coffee Shop

5. Sissy Dog

6. Orn'ry Mare

7. Septic Tank

8. Bad Popcorn

9. Sharon Gene's Birthday

10. Spring Fever

11. Friday The 13th

12. Good Fortune

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Track List: How Big'A Boy Are Ya? Volume 4

1. Love Birds

2. Vet Bill

3. Safety Goggles

4. Pawn Shop

5. Corn Dog

6. Dead Goat

7. Fingernails

8. Varnished Frogs

9. Arts And Craps

10. Baby Sittin'

11. Cotton Candy Wigs

12. Berth-A-Baby Down 'Ere

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Track List: How Big'A Boy Are Ya? Volume 3

1. Insurance Claim

2. Bad Apples

3. Chiropractor

4. Grass Fire

5. Auto Mechanic

6. Fender Bender

7. Country Club

8. Sore Feet

9. Grass Cutter

10. Court Clerk

11. Dead Trees

12. Jingle Fists

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Track List: How Big'A Boy Are Ya? Volume 2

1. Travel Agency

2. S & M

3. Graveyard

4. Pharmacist

5. Dead Dog

6. Music Store

7. Mall

8. Paternity

9. Radio

10. Bad Gas

11. Mercer Family Christmas

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Track List: How Big'A Boy Are Ya? Volume 1

1. Bad Pager

2. Dead Rooster

3. Janitor

4. Car Dealer

5. Network

6. Golf Course

7. Burrito

8. Dead Hamster

9. Barber Shop

10. Bird Dog

11. Body Shop

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This always can bring a smile to my face. Can't help but steal the "How big a boy are you?" Line
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I got me a Time Life set full of a** whoopin. LMFAO!
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jadealanaj
She's been sexy harassed bol
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Roy is so funny so funny
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Always fun to listen to these guys.
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"She said she done been sexy harassed"
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wtf
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Always makes my day
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Where the f**k is this clown from
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Make me stuff milk bone dwn yur throat shove of hungry dog up yur a**
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How big a boy are ya???classic ! ! ! ! !
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Lol
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Ima be in you like Michael Jackson on a Cub Scout ��
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Roy d mercer has been my all time favorite for yrs
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By god how big boy are funny as hell i like Roy d mercer
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How longs it been since you had a good ole country a** whoopin?
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Bull Butter!!
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How biggin ole boy are ya? LMAO!!!
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By God I ain't gonna do it! Love Roy D. Mercer
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RIP ROY MERCER...mad e the 90s cool
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Eoo
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They need to bring him back. he is to funny
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Hilarious prank phone calls.
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I love roy d mercer jokes and how they block the profanity with sound effects lmao super funny
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Lol
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Funny guy
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CASS-et deck!
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take this off I hate it!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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So awesome
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lol. rip follow me
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schoeyfamily 2
Poor hamster that's how mine dead
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:)
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biggwrench
RIP Phil, Many hours of laughter listening to you guys
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Tulsa misses you both on the radio, R.I.P. Phil
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cody.owens0
He has some balls of steel to do that1
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Hahahaha����
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Hahahahahaha h a h a h a
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oklahoma stand up!
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this is so funny
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How big a boy are ya?
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Nephew tommy you are to funny jocke
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So How big a boy are you
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bigassman302
(\___/)
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(..)_(..)
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It's gonna be chitty chitty bang bang unless I get a check for 300. Horse hockey! Ever have ya a** whipped???. It ain't nothing for me to whip a grown mans a**. he ordered a chicken a** fried sandwhich. By god.
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i love thos
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I love hearing these!!
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Don't Mean nothing to me to whoop a Mans A**!
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Ill whoop your a**!
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Imma be on u like Michael Jackson On a Cub Scout.. Lmfao...!!!! ! ! {-_-}
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Love Roy D. Mercer .. Funny a** red neck.. And I'm blaCk
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