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Ralphie May

Ask standup comedian Ralphie May why his style sounds so fresh and he'll tell you it's all because of hip-hop. "Rap is the music, hip-hop is the lifestyle" says May, and you can hear his allegiance to the lifestyle in his use of slang and street-smart flow. Born in Chattanooga, TN, but raised in Clarksville, AR, May grew up listening to Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, and Sam Kinison. He began working on his own routine at the young age of 13. Three years later a car accident would leave him in a coma for ten days. With 42 broken bones, he was immobile for quite some time and his weight ballooned. Since then he has fought his weight problem, but he doesn't dwell on it in his act, seeing it as an easy way out and the confident May is always up for a challenge.

One challenge he faced head-on was a radio contest where the winning standup would open for Sam Kinison. May took a break from his studies at the University of Arkansas, entered, and won. Kinison influenced May to move to the more happening Houston. After working his act in the Houston clubs, he moved to Los Angeles, where he worked as an actor and writer, and in 2003 competed on the reality television show Last Comic Standing. Although he didn't win, he came in second and the exposure landed him a series of appearances on talk shows and game shows along with a record deal. The Dreamworks-associated label Melee released his debut CD/DVD, Just Correct, in 2004 and the equal opportunity offender soon had a platinum album to his credit. A year later he lost 27 pounds on the reality show Celebrity Fit Club, and was the only white standup to be featured on The Big Black Comedy Show, Vol. 4 DVD. In 2006 he made the move to the Warner Bros.-associated label Jack Records and released the CD/DVD Girth of a Nation. A year later his Comedy Central special Prime Cut became his second release for the label. The 2009 release Austin-Tatious found him on the Image label. ~ David Jeffries, Rovi
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jaidyncesena
I hate how he just thinks he's black, saying he's religous, has black blood in him. XD wow dude he can f*ck off.
Straight up fat slag monkey
morganscheil e
F**king funny
bradbrwn
if you honestly think he has any hate in his heart towards minorities then you might be socially inept, or just have a learning disability
I did the SAME THING with the Cuban coffee in Miami. So funny and true. They knew it too. Kept saying are you sure? are you sure? okay. here you go! Took me an hour to drink that coffee.
If u dont have something good to comment dont comment at all
This guy discriminate s against Mexicans and Arabs then tells people to drop their burden, fat inbred f**k
Stfu seriously? If you don't like the dang jokes then press the thumbs down button
freakin racist
lorddame
Haha. .. his fuuny
Very very very funny
Funny
This guy's voice does sound like an older heavy set lesbian.. come to think of it he looks like one to lol...
Rusty the retard is really retarted
when did this come out
He's not even funny all he does is talk about stuff he doesn't know about
His step uncle is my math teacher cx btw my math teacher is latino
This guy is DISCRIMINATE I N G against Mexicans!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! He's talking about them like there dirt
This guy's a f**got
really bad
i been norklin before, any yall go norklin?
Dumb. Fat f**k thinks he's black.
Cooba divin
Faggots need to chill
This guy...is SO funny. It must be his accent that really drives the punchline. I love his bit about Dora. That poor little baby is lost in the woods! LOL
Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However If you don't post this you will die in two days. Now you've started reading this so don't stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 songs in 143 minutes when done press f6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters this is so scary because it works!
(Scrufy douche bag) its Discriminati n g dumb a**. Learn to spell. Or are you a border jumper too? He is a comedian, his job is to make fun of people idiot.
freddykruger 3
I laugh that hard nearly every damn day you could even ask my friends
I luv him! FOLLOW!
This guy is DISCRIMINATE I N G against Mexicans!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! He's talking about them like there dirt
OMG so funny
follow me ill follow back
HILARIOUS!
Fallow me
celestiallio n h e a r t
*Get in MY MOUTH! hahahaha xD
HE'S HILARIOUS!!! ! !
alecstap
Something
I love him!
He's so damn funny cant stop laughing my stomach starts to hurt from laughing so hard
Didn't know dude was from Arkansas
Lol he funny
OmG! Rolling on the floor laughing!
I live un Arkansas he is the funniest comedian Ever happy someone good came from Arkansas
he said a 4 yr old mexican girl who gets lost everyday
Funniest dude alive hands down this cubby fool it's hilarious
Love ya ralphie! Tell it how it is.
lived near me ARKANSAS is awesome
got2gsons
LOVE RALPHIE KEEP US LAUGHING!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
bhagan9
LOVE me some Ralphie May! He gets away with some OUTRAGEOUS stuff because his delivery is perfect!!!!
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