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Ralphie May

Ask standup comedian Ralphie May why his style sounds so fresh and he'll tell you it's all because of hip-hop. "Rap is the music, hip-hop is the lifestyle" says May, and you can hear his allegiance to the lifestyle in his use of slang and street-smart flow. Born in Chattanooga, TN, but raised in Clarksville, AR, May grew up listening to Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, and Sam Kinison. He began working on his own routine at the young age of 13. Three years later a car accident would leave him in a coma for ten days. With 42 broken bones, he was immobile for quite some time and his weight ballooned. Since then he has fought his weight problem, but he doesn't dwell on it in his act, seeing it as an easy way out and the confident May is always up for a challenge.

One challenge he faced head-on was a radio contest where the winning standup would open for Sam Kinison. May took a break from his studies at the University of Arkansas, entered, and won. Kinison influenced May to move to the more happening Houston. After working his act in the Houston clubs, he moved to Los Angeles, where he worked as an actor and writer, and in 2003 competed on the reality television show Last Comic Standing. Although he didn't win, he came in second and the exposure landed him a series of appearances on talk shows and game shows along with a record deal. The Dreamworks-associated label Melee released his debut CD/DVD, Just Correct, in 2004 and the equal opportunity offender soon had a platinum album to his credit. A year later he lost 27 pounds on the reality show Celebrity Fit Club, and was the only white standup to be featured on The Big Black Comedy Show, Vol. 4 DVD. In 2006 he made the move to the Warner Bros.-associated label Jack Records and released the CD/DVD Girth of a Nation. A year later his Comedy Central special Prime Cut became his second release for the label. The 2009 release Austin-Tatious found him on the Image label. ~ David Jeffries, Rovi
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"Compton American"... l m a o
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My favorite hefty blanglo
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This s**t is awesome
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Funny
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He needs a new special! I've heard all of these so much, yet I continue to listen he's just that funny! Thanks Ralphie!!
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Lol he is super funny ������ and he sounds black a little
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Ralphie. Dude I love it when comedians make fun of a preis because it gives more ammo to fire at my teacher when he brags about his preis. *NOTE: HE IS NOT GAY*
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brian24696
Ralphie, You are my dude! Thank you. Now if you can get the message out. Do it! My dude. Do it.
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almost all other (race) comedian's have joke's about different races, nobody points them out to be racist. The man talks about every race including his own, he is funny. If you don't like his comedy don't listen.
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Love Ralphie May!
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jaidyncesena
I hate how he just thinks he's black, saying he's religous, has black blood in him. XD wow dude he can f*ck off.
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Straight up fat slag monkey
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morganscheil e
F**king funny
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bradbrwn
if you honestly think he has any hate in his heart towards minorities then you might be socially inept, or just have a learning disability
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I did the SAME THING with the Cuban coffee in Miami. So funny and true. They knew it too. Kept saying are you sure? are you sure? okay. here you go! Took me an hour to drink that coffee.
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If u dont have something good to comment dont comment at all
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This guy discriminate s against Mexicans and Arabs then tells people to drop their burden, fat inbred f**k
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Stfu seriously? If you don't like the dang jokes then press the thumbs down button
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freakin racist
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lorddame
Haha. .. his fuuny
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Very very very funny
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Funny
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This guy's voice does sound like an older heavy set lesbian.. come to think of it he looks like one to lol...
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Rusty the retard is really retarted
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when did this come out
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He's not even funny all he does is talk about stuff he doesn't know about
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His step uncle is my math teacher cx btw my math teacher is latino
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This guy is DISCRIMINATE I N G against Mexicans!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! He's talking about them like there dirt
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This guy's a f**got
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really bad
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i been norklin before, any yall go norklin?
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Dumb. Fat f**k thinks he's black.
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Cooba divin
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Faggots need to chill
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This guy...is SO funny. It must be his accent that really drives the punchline. I love his bit about Dora. That poor little baby is lost in the woods! LOL
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Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However If you don't post this you will die in two days. Now you've started reading this so don't stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 songs in 143 minutes when done press f6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters this is so scary because it works!
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(Scrufy douche bag) its Discriminati n g dumb a**. Learn to spell. Or are you a border jumper too? He is a comedian, his job is to make fun of people idiot.
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freddykruger 3
I laugh that hard nearly every damn day you could even ask my friends
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I luv him! FOLLOW!
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This guy is DISCRIMINATE I N G against Mexicans!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! He's talking about them like there dirt
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OMG so funny
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follow me ill follow back
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HILARIOUS!
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Fallow me
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celestiallio n h e a r t
*Get in MY MOUTH! hahahaha xD
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HE'S HILARIOUS!!! ! !
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Something
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I love him!
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He's so damn funny cant stop laughing my stomach starts to hurt from laughing so hard
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