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The Queers

Sometimes they are mistaken for a queercore band like labelmates Pansy Division, but one listen to the Queers' adolescent-boy-who-never-grew-up lyrics ("she got no tit," "I'm really goo-goo over you/I'm mentally retarded too," "she's my Burger King Queen," etc.) will dispel that misconception. While some of their songs border on sexism and homophobia, they are simply too goofy and good-natured to mean any harm with their left-back-four-grades, dumb-a** shtick. Formed in 1982, this New Hampshire group ambled their way through the 1980s, recording a few singles and compilation tracks along the way, most of which were collected on Lookout's A Day Late and a Dollar Short. Before recording their first full-length studio album, Grow Up, the group finally settled on a permanent lineup consisting of singer/guitarist Joe King/Queer, drummer Hugh O'Neill, and bassist B-Face. Grow Up was released on a small English label called Shakin' Street, which promptly went belly up after only 1,000 copies were pressed. Screeching Weasel frontman Ben Weasel got Lookout label owner Larry Livermore to sign the Queers, and in 1993 Lookout released the Ben Weasel-produced Love Songs for the Retarded. Love Songs was followed by a yearly salvo of bubblegum punk, from 1994's Beat Off to 1996's magnum opus Don't Back Down, the best late-'70s-era Ramones album the Ramones never recorded. After a long bout with brain cancer, O'Neill died on January 21, 1999; Later Days and Better Lays, issued that spring, assembled unreleased Queers material recorded during his tenure with the band. B-Face next left the band, and after signing with Hopeless Records, the Queers went through various lineups as King remained the only constant. 2000's Beyond the Valley... marked the first studio album since O'Neill's death and, somewhat fittingly, was a relatively darker album than the rest of the band's prior catalog. A string of releases followed in the early 2000s, including the Today EP, Live in West Hollywood, and Pleasant Screams. A split with Manges appeared in 2003, and the classics collection Summer Hits, Vol. 1 was issued the next fall. Recorded live during a two-day stint at Bernie's Distillery in Columbus, OH, the Queers next released the aptly titled album Weekend at Bernie's in May 2006. The record featured King joined by Teen Idols' Philip Hill on bass and Dave Tervino on drums. That same year, Asian Man Records began reissuing several of the band's classic albums (remixed and remastered), starting with 1993's Love Songs for the Retarded. In February 2007, and also via Asian Man, the Queers released Munki Brain, their first album of new material since 2002, while the band commemorated their 25th year of immaturity with the DVD The Queers Are Here, which was chock-full of live footage, interviews, and music videos. The reissues continued into 2007. ~ Kembrew McLeod
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Selected Discography

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Track List: Back To The Basement

1. Rollerdog

2. Back To The Basement

3. Titfuck

4. Outta My Skull

5. Pull Me Out Of It

6. Psychedelic Mindfuck

7. I Knew GG When He Was A Wimp

8. I'm Pissed

9. White Minority

10. Don't Touch My Hat

11. F**ked In The Head

12. Everyday Girl

13. Keep It Punk

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Track List: Munki Brain

1. Overdue

2. Houston We Have A Problem

3. I Don't Get It

4. Duke Kahanamoku

5. I Think She's Starting To Like Me

6. Girl About Town

7. Whatever Happened To Philthy Phil?

8. I Can't Stay Mad At You

9. Tangerine

10. Something In My Heart

11. I'm A Fool

12. Monkey In A Suit

13. Brian Wilson

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Track List: Summer Hits No. 1

1. This Place Sucks

2. Monster Zero

3. You're Tripping

4. Kicked Out Of The Webelos

5. Love Love Love

6. Another Girl

7. My Old Man's A Fatso

8. I Wanna Be Happy

9. Ursula Finally Has Tits

10. Like A Parasite

11. Psycho Over You

12. Punk Rock Girls

13. Aishiteruyo Kanojo

14. The Kids Are Alright

15. F**k This World

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Track List: Pleasant Screams

2. See You Later Fuckface

3. I Wanna Be Happy

4. Danny Vapid

5. I Never Got The Girl

6. It's Cold Outside

7. Psycho Over You

8. Generation Of Swine

9. Tic Tic Toc

10. I Don't Want You Hanging Around

11. Homo

12. You Just Gotta Blow My Mind

13. Debbie Be True

14. Molly Neuman

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Track List: Punk Rock Confidential

1. Tamara Is A Punk

2. Everything's O.K.

3. I Didn't Puke

4. Mrs. Brown, You've Got An Ugly Daughter

5. The Sun Always Shines Around You

6. Rancid Motherf**ker

7. Punk Rock Confidential

8. Today I Fell In Love

9. Pretty Flamingo

10. Motherf**ker

11. Like A Parasite

12. Idiot Savant

13. I Enjoy Being A Boy

14. Don't Mess It Up

15. Sayonara Sucker

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Track List: Everything's O.K.

1. Everything's OK

2. Queerbait

3. Get A Life And Live It Loser

4. I Enjoy Being A Boy

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Track List: Move Back Home

1. She's A Cretin

4. If You Only Had A Brain

5. I Gotta Girlfriend

6. Hawaii

7. From Your Boy

8. Definitely

9. Everything's Going My Way

10. Cut It Dude

12. That Girl

13. Peppermint Girl

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Track List: A Day Late and a Dollar Short

1. We'd Have a Riot Doing Heroin

2. Terminal Rut

3. Fagtown

4. I Want C**t

5. Trash This Place

6. Love Me

7. Kicked Out of the Webelos

8. Tulu Is a Wimp

9. At the Mall

10. I Spent the Rent

11. I Don't Wanna Work

12. I'm Useless

13. This Place Sucks

14. Wimpy Drives Through Harlem

15. I Like Young Girls

16. Nuni In New York

17. Nobody Likes Me

18. Nothing to Do

19. Nowhere at All

20. Macarthurs Park

21. Flesh for Tulu

22. F**k You

23. Didn't Want None

24. Meat Wagon

25. Didn't Puke

26. Bonehead

27. Wimpy Drives Through Harlem

28. Nothing to Do

29. Gay Boy

30. Nobody Likes Me

31. Too Many Twinkies

32. Half Shitfaced

33. I Live This Life

34. Live Broadcast WFMU 4/11/94

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Track List: Love Songs For the Retarded

1. You're Tripping

2. Ursula Finally Has Tits

3. I Hate Everything

4. Teenage Bonehead

5. F**k the World

6. I Can't Stop F*rting

7. Feeling Groovy

8. Debra Jean

9. Hi Mom, It's Me!

10. Noodlebrain

11. I Can't Stand You

12. Night of the Livid Queers

13. Granola-Head

14. I Won't Be

15. Monster Zero

16. Daydreaming

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Track List: Beyond The Valley...

1. Uncouth

2. Little Rich Working Class Oi Boy

3. Strangle The Girl

4. I'm Not A Mongo Anymore

5. Stupid F**king Vegan

6. In With The Out Crowd

7. I Wanna Know

8. Journey To The Center Of Your Empty F**king Skull

9. I Hate Your F**king Guts

10. Babyface (Boo-Hoo-Hoo)

11. My C**t's A C**t

12. I Just Called To Say F**k You

13. Just Say C**t

14. Theme From Beyond The Valley Of The Assfuckers

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hehe_snake
My absolute favorite band, also just happen to be from my home state! Seen them numerous times, always a blast :)
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I hate everything
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this band blows
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If you don't love the queers you're a f*g..!!
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You have to love and hate them
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I will be seeing The Queers April 9th !!!
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tomarrow im going to see them with the dwarvs
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NEVER GETS OLD !!!! THANKS JOE !!
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I hate everything xD haha perfect for my mood right now
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Yeah@!!
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HAS ANYONE SEEN THE JOE QUEER BOBBLE HEAD DOLL? WHAT THE FVCK...THE QUEERS KICK A** LIVE, AND THEY'RE STILL PLAYING LITTLE CLUBS...
BOSTON PUNX 420 ALL DAY, EVERY DAY
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just missed a show by these guys. bummed
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Fagtown!
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monster zero rules !!
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B- Face was kinda a nerd !! heh heh Hi Joe !!
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love em !!!
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one of the best punk rock shows even 30 years later though still always will miss wimpy
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I LOVE QUEERS :D !!!!!

sorry the queers.... my bad
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one hell of a band and saw them again a few years ago and sounded exactly like they did back in the day minus of course the missed wimpy. but still was unforgetable
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Wow, Pandora needs to get their s**t together. They released a bunch of other Studio Albums in the nineties, like Punk Rock Confidential and Beat Off. As a NH resident I got to see the Queers multiple times at the now defunct Elvis Room. Those were good times.
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One of my high school friends played bass for The Queers on a European tour in the early 00's and didn't get paid. He was on a live album. His name is Isaac Lane.
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saw them a few months ago. joe stopped the show to threaten to smash his guitar into the face of a guy spitting in the pit. awesome.
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i enjoy listening to the queers than a queer complain about the noise that the queers are slamming out.
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Saw them a few times in the 90's at The Concert Cafe in Green bay(cheese central) always a good show.
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These guys are hilarious.
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joe queer once spit on me at a show, i had mixed emotions about this moment but when they played fuk the world i forgot all about it and truly felt i got my moneys worth
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these people rok (bty:start posting thing that have to do wit somting ok)
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Nobody! Or maybe if they were some sort of horrible s**t deamon who only listens to Nickleback. But no sane human would vote cheese off, unless they ate him or her(we should not assume that cheese is male, but then again cheese might be asexual).
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if cheese was ever on survivor it would win the million! what kind of idiot would vote cheese off the island?
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hey, I saw them in Austin @ Red 7 Sunday before last
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bromide01
Hey, that's awesome! Thanks for letting us know you're going to have fun while we're stuck at home posting comments on Pandora to make our pathetic lives go by slightly faster.
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i'm gonna see them in concert in a week!
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Cheese is f**king amazing! Who in their right mind would refuse cheese? Not I! Same thing with the Queers.
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i like cheese
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columbus loves the queers. in the butt. pretty much every weekend. since they play here so much
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The Queers are f**king amazing, I saw them live and they are one of the most engaging and crazily fun bands to see live. Also they are better than the Ramones because of the fact that the Ramones got all nasty and conservative especially towards the end of their career. The Queers are a great band because of their very fun lyrics and their very subtle way of critizing soceity and it's veiw of the trasgendered and other stuff.
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who doesnt like cheese?!?
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bromide01
I like cheese.
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i like them
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I now own love songs for the retarded, I like it but the vocals on some songs are pretty queer.
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Makes you long for the Ramones, a much better band!
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The Queers ROCK!!!!

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