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GO REAL MADRID! I'm a proud blonde, 6, 2 male with blue eyes and glasses. I'm a huge fan of The Walking Dead, so of u haven't seen it, find a way because is frickin awesome. I'm also a very avid reader. I'm currently reading The Fallen by Charlie Higson. I'm 14, run cross country, track, and play baseball, soccer, football, and basketball. I "work" at Trollarch Inc. You may be saying that I'm too young for a job, but I'm just in it to make a few bucks. LOOK OUT! ITS...ITS...A GIANT TOASTER THT WANTS TO EAT UR SOUL! AND UR BREAD! AND UR PET UNICORN! Now u might be saying this doesn't make sense u crazy person, Because u know, it doesn't. But hear me out. After the toaster toasts ur bread, then u don't have anything to feed ur Unicorn, so hes gonna run away, and since ur Unicorn is basically ur soul, because u know, Unicorns r real and completely awesome, ur gonna loose ur soul 2 a toaster. Wat a way 2 go. Happened 2 my pet dragon, who had a pet Unicorn. Anyway, I love basically all music. My favourite band/artists are Hunter Hayes, Andy Grammer, Parachute, The Beatles, and many more that I'm too lazy to put on here. Did i mention sushi? Some really good comedians are Brian Regan, Jim Gaffigan, Jeff Dunham, Demetri Martin, and T.J. Miller. Now I would like 2 recite a poem. Roses are red, Bacon is red, This poem is hard, BACON. I GOT HIRED BY MACHINAMA! COLONEL SANDERS, GOD OF CHICKEN AND FIRE, AND XYLOPHONES! I SUMMON U 2 KILL IT! KILL THE GIANT TOASTER WITH FIRE WHILE U CATER THE ENTIRE WORLD WITH KICKASS CHICKEN! THINK U CAN DO THAT BRO? GIVE ME A SIGN! AHH S**T! I DIDN'T MEAN SET ME ON FIRE U SELFISH A**HOLE! WAT DO U MEAN U DIDN'T SET ME ON FIRE? U THINK ITS BECAUSE IM SITTING INSIDE A VOLCANO THT JUST ERUPTED? U WANNA KNOW WAT I THINK? OBVIOUSLY NOT MUCH BECAUSE IM SITTING INSIDE A GOD DAMN VOLCANO!!! But thanks anyway! Oh ya, and im not single anymore! Im in a relationship with Rachael, who is smart, beautiful, funny, and perfect. Love u Ray. If u follow me, I ALWAYS follow back. Thanks for all the followers! 700! Recently I was diagnosed with EDD (Extreme Dumbass Disease) and its making post all this stupid crap. But I was actually diagnosed with depression, I have major anxiety, and I have monthly emotional breakdowns! So yeah, there's that. This is usually the part where i make one more smart-a** comment before i sign off, but frankly im far too full of food to say anything witty or sarcastic, so ill leave you with a quote. "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." -Elbert Hubbard. Updated 11/28/13

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