Recent news. Due to a transfer mix-up I soon hope to remedy, I am working shifts in Otter Space. It is a very strange place, but the food isn't bad and the clients are adorable. However, the living conditions are dank, cramped, and my boss,Kawauso, only pays in as-of-yet ungranted wishes.
Just finished up negotiations with the Pan-Dimensional Demonic Realestate Agency! All contracts signed in blood- legal department is happy but I have my misgivings.
Vacations are AWESOME! But gravity is a real downer. I've been in space so long I have to wear this stupid "mechanized aid". It's noisy and the pads smell. Still, I haven't got my ground legs yet, breathing is painful, my digestion is all messed up, and I keep blacking out. They made traveling to other planets look so easy on TV! They didn't have to wear G-suits just to walk around, and they didn't have to have implants to help pump their heart and respire on standard gravity worlds after extended stays in the void. Sigh, there's no place like space.