••bored? I dare u to read this•••
I believe Im not 5 and im not 1736 years old. I am somewhere to the effect of at least 297 years younger than 5278 yrs old...
I have a cat
I am alive
I tend to enjoy sitting on roads (who doesnt?)
Im not sure what im supposed to be writing in this word box. When i try 2 do algebra, my brain goes "badink, badonk, ba-BOOM" cuz it just exploded, and in my world "2+2" equals 4, and "1115x - 23y < 1854q + 3" JUS DONT PROCESS.
There is a mushroom cloud on the horizon... AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Traveling in a crate is sooooo NOT SMART
My name is NOT "Albert the House Eater"
I like tacos. Im not sure why you are reading this. If you just said "neither am i", u are the lucky winner of my goldfish named WANDAAAAAA. I am a collector of socks, so if you are missing random socks at the current moment I probably have them. I wish i could speak Elven.
••CONGRADULATIONS•• u made it this far without too much brain damage!!! I must award your determination! As a token of my appreciation, please accept this hippo. It will be shipped to your dog when the sky turns purple and rains gumdrops. Yup.
Here, i tell u peeps this stuf-->
I love music-- I'm obsessed with melodies. My fav genres have got to be SYPHONIC METAL, POP, POP ROCK, ROCK, ELECTRONIC STUFF, COUNTRY, and STUFF LIKE THAT!!!!! I like music-- aggressive, energetic, catchy, melodic, with creepyish lyrics, "bouncy", unique, epic, and/or full. A song tends to tuen me off when the singer starts to swear in my face, i have my limitations on language.
Want to kno more about me???
You say "no"
I say "too bad"
You say "spare me you beast!!!"
I say "Muhahahahaaa you stand no chance, Victym of my INSANITY!!!!!"
You say "gimme a break"
I say "use your manners"
You say "plz?"
I say "what doth ye want to picketh from the great boxeth of awesomenessetheth?"
You say "What???"
I say "just read it again"
You say "oh yeah"
A few moment later...
You say "nope, still dosnt make any sense"
I say "yup--not supposed to"
*really awkward silence*
I say " this it a really awkward silence, i am going to fill it by telling you more about 'myself'"
I emitt an evil laugh and continue to drive you insane: I once grew a money tree, but puff the magic dragon ate it for lunch. I cannot eat anything with kryptonite in it or else i may lose my power. I once beat an orc in armwrestling. My boyfriend doesnt exist(you can take that a few ways...)
I once had a dream that i was shot :D
I drew on my friends foot in sharpie once and at school they thought it was a real tatoo. I may have money I may not What do yoooooo think O_O I visited Mordor in a feild trip once. WOAH DIS THING IS LONG. Oh yea Im in a world famous movie that doesnt exist. Guess how long it took me to write all this???? How old do u think i am (older than 0)??? Did you actually read this whole thing??? What do you think my name is????? Have you ever visited Sparta???? Are you actually answering these questions???? Thought so. Shazaaam!!! KaPOW!!!!!!! WaCHAAAAAA!!!!!!! READY TO DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<--25 !'s(counted 'em) oh--FYI: not all those stations i listen 2. I tend to make dem and when i find out dey dont thrill me, i delete 'em. Ive also got some really weird MOOD SWINGS. So if i create some death metal station... It jus means im going through some weird phase, :P Yup ok im done. :)