Now son, Don't Touch that cactus
*flys onto cactus as if by magnets*
YOUR DEAD TO ME
LOOK IT UP ON YOUTUBE!
I luv demi lavato shes such an inspiration. shes gone thru so much and still stays strong. STAY STRONG!
when someone says "no ofense" it means that they are about to say something to you, and you should take ofense.
Always be who you are, unless you want to be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn
Some people just need a high five..
in the face...
with a knife.
when some one asks "do you have a bathroom?"
NAH WE CRAP IN THE YARD
*Man walks in, ses his baby in flames on the floor*
*Says comly*:Honey, why is the baby on fire?
*Says in wierd voice flaling arms around*:BUY ME MORE JEWLERY!!!
LOOK IT UP ON YOUTUBE!!!!
RUB SOME BACON ON IT!!!!
~rub some bacon on it song
LOOK IT UP ON YOUTUBE!!
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