Favorite Bands: RHCP, Jack Johnson, Brett Dennen, Mando Diao, Saul Williams, Arctic Monkeys, Matt Costa, The Little Ones, Sweatshop Union, The Prize Fighter Inferno
Characteristics: laughs only when appropriate, respectful during movie viewings, not a bandwagon Yanks fan, informed in politics, more than qualified for Honors Program, does not own an annoying switch-hitting sting ray, not threatened by Jeter or Jim Halpert, respects the art of speech more so than mind-numbing entertainment, not ticklish at all for some reason
Favorite movies: No Country for Old Men, Fight Club, The Departed, Airplane!, Pulp Fiction, Shooter, Monty Python's Holy Grail
Inspiring Quotes:-"ENGLISH MOTHER&*(#@+! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?"
-"I'll have to assume she'll read that..."
-"Don't be an idiot." Changed my life.
-"Early worm gets the...worm."...Another worm? Are they friends?
-"Life's a piece of work if you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke; it's true."
-"I lost my balls. -Cackle cackle cackle-"
-"If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed up."
-"Life is rolling a seven on a six-sided die."
-"Trees don't grow to the sky."
-"Sean Connery, you wrote down 'Below." I don't know why you wrote that, but technically that's the correct answer. You did write something. Let's see how much you wagered...'Me'. 'Below Me.' 'Beeeelow Me.'"...I don't get it.
-"So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."
-"IT'S NOT OVER UNTIL I SAY IT'S OVER!!!!!"
-"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's a**!"
-"I have Hwang all up in my a**!"
-"I'm cracking eggs of wisdom!"
FAQs: -What is the meaning of life?...42
-What is Kevin's greatest fear?...Nothing. I would also accept snakes.
-What is Kevin's dentist name?...Crentist?
-Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God?...You betcha.
1- No mussing of the hair.
1- Follow rule one.