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Why Calculus, Algebra, and Trigonometry can f**k the hell off: I hate math. I really, REALLY hate math. And it's not that i'm bad at math. S**t, i scored a 3 on my AP Physics test and that's all math with some arbitrary application tacked on. No, i hate math because it requires me to spend more than five minutes per question on it. Math, unlike physics, is NEVER fun. Physics can be. Like "How fast does a 2 kilogram ball have to fly through a vacuum to impact Ted with enough force to knock him flat on his a**?" (the answer to the question is somewhere between "f**king fast" and "how the f**k did you make matter move that fast?!") No, no, no. Math is "Find x in the equation x^5+x^3+65+x=0." Why? Why would i want to do that? Why do i give a s**t? What's in it for me? Logarithms can especially f**k off. It's, again, not that i don't understand them. It's that i don't want to spend fifteen f**king minute WRITING, not solving, WRITING, the answer. And then there is always the possibility i misplace a value. Well, better start the f**k over. Trust me, it's faster than trying to figure out where you f**ked up. What really boggles my mind is that there are people who LIKE DOING THAT! WHAT?! Are these people insane?! Yes, yes they are. Well f**k them too.

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