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Pete Holmes

Host of the TBS network's nightly comedy series The Pete Holmes Show, comedian Pete Holmes got his start on the Los Angeles standup circuit before becoming a regular on television panel series like VH1's Best Week Ever and Comedy Central's Premium Blend. He also wrote and voiced the character of the E*Trade baby on a series of successful television commercials, then in 2011 he made his comedy album debut with Impregnated with Wonder. His TBS series The Pete Holmes Show premiered in 2012 and was followed in 2013 by Nice Try, the Devil, his first album for the Comedy Central label. ~ David Jeffries
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Selected Discography

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Track List: Nice Try, The Devil

1. No Need Teef / Salon Dijon

2. White Wine / Youth Pastor

3. Pierce!!! / Juan!!!

4. Good Time McDonald's

5. Atlanta

6. Dropped A Dog

7. Single Give & Take

8. Gay For Gosling

9. Hate Girlfriend's Friends

10. Video Game Doctor

11. Breast Milk

12. Arrows

13. Belief Choices / Raptures

14. Tighten Up

15. Boysenberries / Cake Porn

16. Telemarketers

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Track List: Impregnated With Wonder

1. Laughing Alone

2. Killer In The Backseat

3. YouTube Comments

4. KKC / Sven Diagram

5. Facebookery

6. Magic Sound

7. Fun Dad / Blonde Moustaches

8. The King / Standing Like A Pregnant Woman

9. Non-Fiction

10. Sex In My Dreams

11. Pieeeeeeeerce!

12. Google And Not Knowing

13. Really? / "Must Be Free"

14. Subway

15. Kid Bit

16. I Need A Lawyer!!!!!

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Hilarious! Telemarketer joke is my favorite!
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Nice try...The Devil.
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So funny
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Hating Girlfriend's Friends is right on. I appreciate the frustration. Too funny. Who are all these other people? I'm not into the wagon wheel crowd of people. Lol
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Don't read this. Your crush will kiss you on the next Friday. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Share this on another 15 songs in the next 143 minutes or have bad luck.
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This guy reminds me of John Ritter
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For all those saying his Subway bit is a rip off of Gaffigan's, "Impregnated With Wonder" came out in November of 2011, "Mr Universe" was released in July of 2012.
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works his way out of the voice when he hears that his credit card was stolen!!!
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Is he actually T.J miler!? O-O
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They does he sound like T.J Milker!??
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Bananaise I was to try that
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Your dog is a racist
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Fùck you im a cat HAHAHA HAHAH
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zoober12345
This guy is really funny
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I love him :) xoxo
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Cats are the boss!
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Subway bit...I sense Gaffigan.
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XD
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Well...Mrs. Holmes...
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Check it out buddy.... blonde mustache. HYSTERICAL
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Trying to eat my corn!
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Telemarketer s what an opportunity
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OH NO! DID THEY BUY ANYTHING EXPENSIVE?
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HELLO?
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Look up brad helfrich on YouTube I get punched in the face
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letsgohyde
this guy is so funny! love the voices
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smithrooster
.... WASH MY DAMN TOWELS!!!
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Check out his YouTube sketches. Bartender and The Ex-Men are the best reoccurring ones.
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This albums McDonald's
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patrick.bowe n
I lose a hat I buy two more throw one in the street and wear the other one as a victory crown :D
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alwonton
Best comedian of this generation
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Telemarketer s Can't Hang Up :D
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Ya! DENVER YAAAAAAAAYYY Y ! !
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They put up Nice Try, The Devil! Yaaaay!!
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sandman7152
I wonder why this guy's Subway set, and Jim Gaffigan's Subway set.. are pretty much identical.
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WHERE WERE ALL THE DRUGS GOING?! ROFLFROFLROF O L F R O L R F O L R F L
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Funny

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