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Patton Oswalt

Comedian Patton Oswalt translated his acerbic, defiantly absurdist sensibility into surprising mainstream success, enjoying a thriving television and film career without dulling his edge. Born January 27, 1969, in Portsmouth, Virginia, Oswalt initially pursued a career as a writer, and also worked as a paralegal before performing his first open-mike gig at the Washington, D.C., club Garvin's in the summer of 1988. He began his professional standup career the following year and in 1992 relocated to San Francisco, continuing to hone his craft in nightclubs. After collaborating with fellow comedian Blaine Capatch on Food for Thought, a series of short films for the cable network Comedy Central, Oswalt settled in Los Angeles in 1995, working as a writer on Fox's fledgling sketch program Mad TV and appearing on HBO Comedy Showcase. In 1996, he made his feature film debut with a brief role in the comedy flop Down Periscope. Cast as nerdy Spence Olchin in the long-running CBS sitcom The King of Queens in 1998, Oswalt worked alongside veteran standups Kevin James and the great Jerry Stiller, solidifying his rising profile via roles in the features Magnolia, Man on the Moon, and Zoolander. In 2003, he even expanded into the world of comic books, writing the DC one-shot JLA: Welcome to the Working Week.

Oswalt's debut standup LP, Feelin' Kinda Patton, appeared on Michael Penn and Aimee Mann's United Musicians imprint in 2004. The indie rock fanzine Chunklet also released an unedited and unexpurgated two-disc version of the same performance as 222. In the fall of 2004 Oswalt teamed with Zach Galifianakis, Brian Posehn, and Maria Bamford as the Comedians of Comedy, a collective that eschewed traditional standup clubs in favor of indie rock venues. A feature film documenting their tour followed in 2005, as did a six-episode Comedy Central series. In 2007, Oswalt appeared in a number of voice acting roles, including Jim in an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants and Rémy, the star of the Pixar film Ratatouille. In 2007 he released Werewolves and Lollipops, with My Weakness Is Strong following in 2009. Finest Hour arrived in 2011, with Patton discovering "The Miracle of Sweatpants." Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time followed in 2014 and focused on the highs and low of parenting with tracks like "I Am a Great Dad" and "I Am an Awful Dad," respectively. ~ Jason Ankeny
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Selected Discography

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Track List: Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time

Disc 1

1. My Fitness Future

2. Florida

3. I Am A Great Dad

4. I Am An Awful Dad

5. Adorable Racism

6. Creative Depression

7. Money And P**sy

8. Sellout

9. New Clothes

10. My Prostitute

11. Germany

12. Encore: Orudis Blampfortt

Disc 2
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Track List: Finest Hour

1. The Miracle Of Sweatpants

2. The Parking Ticket

3. The Gifted Child

4. The Parental Defense

5. The Stripper

6. The Bugged Car

7. The Dumb Gay Friend

8. The Best Argument Against Gay Marriage

9. The Invisible Anus

10. The Power Of Jesus

11. The Vomit Bag

12. The Magic Of Cursive

13. The Ham Incident

14. The Museum Of Spam

15. The Weight Loss Plan

16. The Limits Of Dancing

17. The Burroughs Of Carbs

18. The Circus Is In Town

19. The Spirit Cave

20. The Slob Avatar

21. The Vestibule Of Dreams

22. The Best Comedy I've Ever Seen

23. The Horror Of New York City

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Track List: My Weakness Is Strong

1. Text

2. Birth

3. Fat

4. Treadmill

5. Whiskey And Weed And L.S.D.

6. The Sad Boy

7. The Oswalt Family Crest

8. Rats

9. Orgy

10. Lofty Thoughts

11. First

12. Obama... And Time Travel... And Coolness... And The Last Racist

13. Demons

14. Sky Cake

15. Grocery Robots

16. Airplane

17. The Magician

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Track List: Feelin' Kinda Patton

1. The Sadness Begins

2. A Man Shaves His Balls

3. Facts About Midgets

4. How We Won The War

5. When You Buy A Humvee

6. America, The Retarded Trust Fund Kid

7. A Bl**job Behind The Tilt-A-Whirl

8. Come On Apocalyps

9. Your Moment Of Irony

10. "We're Here, We're Queer...!"

11. The Gay Pride Parade

12. The Winning Team

13. "Two More Sips"

14. Liquor Everywhere

15. The World's Most Amazing Father

16. I Hate Hippies

17. 80's Metal

18. The Poetry Of Pornography

19. Steak

20. A Brief History Of S**tty Comedy

21. Toronto Open Mic

22. Tivo!

23. My Christmas Memory

24. Stella D'oro

25. Robert Evans The Sadness Ends

26. Piss Drinkers

27. Tom Carvel

28. The Magic of Oil Paintings - Easter Eggs

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Track List: Werewolves And Lollipops (Explicit)

1. Here We Go

2. America Has Spoken

3. Beautiful People And A Bridge Troll

4. Clean Filth

5. The Miracle Of Childbirth

6. You Are Allowed 20 Birthday Parties

7. The Dukes Of Hazzard

8. Alternate Earth

10. Physics For Poets

11. At Midnight I Will Kill George Lucas With A Shovel

12. Bubble Of Sanity

13. Sterling, Virginia

14. The Gatekeepers Of Coolness

15. Racist Cell Phones

16. The Best Baby In The Universe

17. Married & Single

18. I Tell A Story About Birth Control And Deal With A Retarded Heckler

19. Great Food Is Cooked By Psychos

20. Wackity Schmackity Doo!

22. Cirque Du Soleil

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does a bit about his wife....sad now, that she died suddenly
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Your name is even more retarded "friendsrule 8 1 " you have no friends. Btw Deadpool is literally the best action movie on earth
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Oh my God!
It's George Lucas!
Can I have some ice cream?
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Patton is awesome. Love this guy!
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Fedpoolfan your name is retarded and have no taste in comedy.
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F**k this s**t DUMBASSES
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So sad to hear that his wife died :(
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He was in agents of shield haha
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IM GONNA FILL YOUR HOOHA WITH GOOP JUICE
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I know I thought the same exact thing
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He's from p-toooownnnn n ? ! ? ! ? ! Dang.
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SEND IN MY AVATAR
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Saw this guy at the Riverside theater!
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Jerry McGuire
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i want all the ham
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I knew I recognized his voice
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Yeah stuff didn't quite work out like he thought it would did it?
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I didn't know he was Ezekiel( shakes son) on aqua teen hunger force.
I realized it when he did his jet blue material and did his retard voice, and I was like holy s**t that sounds like zeke.
really funny guy, doesn't get the credit he deserves.
Let's just hope he makes it to 120, then he can be our president.
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Dis album art is legit!
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You are the f**king present old dude
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Pandorabomb is a stupid cubt
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Your inside of me now
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"I want all the haam..."
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Bring forth my Doom spawn from your stink crevasse A PROVE THE GYPSY WRONG!!!
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Funniest way of telling someone your having a child...I think
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What invoked the wrath of the wizard?!
$5.00
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Sometimes the best parts of his jokes are the reaction of the audience!
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Is this seriout
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Airplane: I'm winking and blowing you air kisses at this point. :-)
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I love this man he is so amazing!! I would love to see him live!
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Patton Oswalt. One if the greatest comics ever to take the stage. Would love to see him live and I envy those who have. From his home state and doubt he will ever comeback to this shithole.
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Happy birthday!
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Even though he's an atheist, he's hilarious
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You know what you do when you dislike someone on Pandora? You hit thumbs down. Crazy huh?
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"Jerken off to internet porn in my office when I should be teaching my daughter to read" haha
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I would swim towards pie
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AND THEN I REALIZED IM SWIMMING TOWARDS PIE!
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"Im gonna fill your hood ha with goof juice" one of the funniest lines ever.
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sky caaaaaake
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Brown Crime :P
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MEGALEG ROSE FROM THE SEA AND LAID WASTE TO THE CITIES OF MAN!!!!!
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Patton Oswald! I don't even listen to music anymore. Only stand up, and I blame you and your hilarity! You are my favorite comedian. Thank you for telling jokes!
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This s**t is hilarious.
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Oh my goodness, did he actually make Rape Stove: The Stove That Rapes People???
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Sucks
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IF YOU GET TO BE 120 YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! MARRY A PELICAN!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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