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Nick Swardson

Comedian/actor/writer Nick Swardson began playing St. Paul, MN's comedy club circuit when he was only 18. His mix of trashy and silly caught on quick, and with only two years under his belt, he was off to New York City, landing gigs at the Comic Strip and Caroline's. Numerous late-night television talk show appearances led to his own half-hour standup special on Comedy Central in 2000. He soon moved to Los Angeles to focus on acting and writing. The year 2003 was a breakthrough year, with Swardson co-writing the film Malibu's Most Wanted with Jamie Kennedy and taking on the reoccurring role of roller-skating male prostitute Terry on Reno 911. A year later he appeared as the "Gay Robot" on Adam Sandler's album Shhh...Don't Tell. Swardson was asked to join Sandler's Happy Madison Productions and began writing for the films Grandma's Boy and The Benchwarmers, both released in 2006. In 2007 he starred in Blades of Glory and I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry along with also releasing his debut comedy album, Party. Seriously, Who F*rted? followed in 2009. ~ David Jeffries
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Selected Discography

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Track List: Seriously, Who F*rted?

1. Intro

2. Booze Is Magic

3. Booze Is Amazing

4. Gay

5. Weed Is Dope

7. Ufc

8. Blades Of Glory

9. Ninja Reunion

10. Party Monkeys

12. A Very Terry Christmas

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Track List: Party

2. Opening

3. Drinking

4. Smoking Pot

5. Retarded

6. Gay

7. Party

8. Birthday Gift

9. British Kid

10. Cat/Ghost

12. Dying

13. 1580s

14. You Had To Be There

15. Wheel Of Fortune

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Track List: Taste It

1. Fast Food Drunks

2. Booze

3. Drunk Chicks

4. Night Clubs

5. I Felt Bad

6. Jogging

7. Packers

9. IPhone Problems

10. F*rting And Urinals

11. Liv Tyler

12. Figure Skating

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happyleo24
Yeah F**k you Coleram2005, how dare you have an opinion!!
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I love this guy he's a great actor and comedian����
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This guy hilarious
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F**k you coleram2005 this guy's awesome
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I don't like this guy.��
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brieness796
FUNNY
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Funny funny
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Ssspecial ssskills
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Gamertag?
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Suck my balls
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Funny
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Ooooh pot.
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I'M F**KIN CRAAAAAAAAAA A A A A Z Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y
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Dooe
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Jajajajajaja ! :)
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im a white male........ i t s the best
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I have 1% battery life right now
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Follow for a Follow future friends!!! ❤️
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Dude I don't know what to make of you but I know it would be awesomely delicious and disturbing at the same time! WHAT?
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gavindunagan 2 2
Your awesome
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Hey kids, he did the f*rt thing as a joke. F**k.
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Cats f**king suck
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f**king funny
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nick swodsen is so funny
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A golden shower on the cover of the wheaties box
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It would b like the McDonald's arches
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I thought u were shooting gay porn ��
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It's Has Explicit Warning....: P She Has a box of poop with my name on it
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Donuts make me go nuts
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:)
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F*rt
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Seriously who f*rted?
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<======3
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Oh so slut is less offensive than f*rt? Good to know.
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Oh my gosh. As if a word referring to flatulence is seriously harming the current generation of children, teens, etc? Wow. F**k, s**t, damn, b**ch, slut, c**t, motherf**ker , c**k, tits, and a**.
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Is f*rted literally edited?
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Aziz Ansari can't compare to the hilarity of Nick Swardson...a l t h o u g h reading the comments of his fans...maybe he can.
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Nicklaus you should fight crime!
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Nick: Grandma how old are you? Grandma: 98 Nick:You like 90 if you said you where 90 I would believe you
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Live never laughed so hard in my life
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Says the guy who looks like a f**king loser
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Yes
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I like applesauce
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Well now I know that I can shoot hard core gay porn in my apartment
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Nick is the best. So frigging funny. He nails it every time.
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Lel
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Why is "F A R T E D" Blocked?
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Who F*rted?
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