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Nick Swardson

Comedian/actor/writer Nick Swardson began playing St. Paul, MN's comedy club circuit when he was only 18. His mix of trashy and silly caught on quick, and with only two years under his belt, he was off to New York City, landing gigs at the Comic Strip and Caroline's. Numerous late-night television talk show appearances led to his own half-hour standup special on Comedy Central in 2000. He soon moved to Los Angeles to focus on acting and writing. The year 2003 was a breakthrough year, with Swardson co-writing the film Malibu's Most Wanted with Jamie Kennedy and taking on the reoccurring role of roller-skating male prostitute Terry on Reno 911. A year later he appeared as the "Gay Robot" on Adam Sandler's album Shhh...Don't Tell. Swardson was asked to join Sandler's Happy Madison Productions and began writing for the films Grandma's Boy and The Benchwarmers, both released in 2006. In 2007 he starred in Blades of Glory and I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry along with also releasing his debut comedy album, Party. Seriously, Who F*rted? followed in 2009. ~ David Jeffries, Rovi
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Hahaha! xD this guy is so awesome!!!!
hey dude i heard your granma passed man .. .yeah dude she crashed her vette man ... xDDD!! lmao
XD
SUCK THIS DICK MOTHERF**KER
this guy is so funny
follow me ill follow you back
jovancsulb
i groaned when he messed up the shou-ryu-ken part of the asian massage bit. 'ah-you-gut' ? heh, heh *vomit*
micmock
Funny!
i f*rt
jfjacobs103
Because its f*nny
redfacedone
And there would be me, the mad scientist.
Why is f*rt censored?
F*rt
o i get it f*rt f*rt fartfart
fartfartfart
f*rt f*rt f*rt
fartfartfart
wtf
f*rt
hey nick i have xbl maby we can be friens if u read thais seend on to Bobbyjoesays h i

Faaaaaaaaart
Those are not censored but f*rt is

Crap
Poop
F*rt is censored
leesherrill6
f*rt
Haha f*rted
follow me ill follow back
f*rt
follow me and ill follow you
LMFAO THE CAT LOL LOL
Really really? YOU F**KING NAZI!!!
LOL
f*rt
forsakennobl e 2
Yep.
forsakennobl e 2
Do the seriously censor F*rt?
poop
I love this guy! He is the s**t!
coffmanj14
F*rt
Ginger u gonna finish that sentence
Um..what?
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Alright. Really? Well F**K YOU world
The walking dead is a
But not p**p
But you can say crap
Wow really p**p
U guys don't know comedy
U can boner gay and s**t but not f*rt
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