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Nick Swardson

Comedian/actor/writer Nick Swardson began playing St. Paul, MN's comedy club circuit when he was only 18. His mix of trashy and silly caught on quick, and with only two years under his belt, he was off to New York City, landing gigs at the Comic Strip and Caroline's. Numerous late-night television talk show appearances led to his own half-hour standup special on Comedy Central in 2000. He soon moved to Los Angeles to focus on acting and writing. The year 2003 was a breakthrough year, with Swardson co-writing the film Malibu's Most Wanted with Jamie Kennedy and taking on the reoccurring role of roller-skating male prostitute Terry on Reno 911. A year later he appeared as the "Gay Robot" on Adam Sandler's album Shhh...Don't Tell. Swardson was asked to join Sandler's Happy Madison Productions and began writing for the films Grandma's Boy and The Benchwarmers, both released in 2006. In 2007 he starred in Blades of Glory and I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry along with also releasing his debut comedy album, Party. Seriously, Who F*rted? followed in 2009. ~ David Jeffries, Rovi
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Live never laughed so hard in my life
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Says the guy who looks like a f**king loser
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soccerpengui n 4 0 5
Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of you life. However if you don't post this you will be injured(but you won't die) in two days. Now you started reading this so don't stop. Post this on at least five songs in the next 143 minutes. When you're done press f6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is so scary because it actually works.
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Yes
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I like applesauce
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smilymoe
Well now I know that I can shoot hard core gay porn in my apartment
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Nick is the best. So frigging funny. He nails it every time.
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Lel
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Why is "F A R T E D" Blocked?
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Who F*rted?
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Who f*rted?
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F*rt
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mikestermike s t e r
This freaked me out. This isn't fake. I didn't know this was 2004. when did we take the time machine back
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Lmao.....
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Here kitty eat the diarrhea! EAT THE DIARRHEA! The joke has to be real!
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This freaked me out. This isn't fake. Apparently if you post s**t like this you are an ignorant person.
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This freaked me out. This isn't fake. Apparently if you copy and paste this on ten comments you have the best day of your life tomorrow. You will either be kissed or asked out. If you break this chain, you will see alittle girl in your room tonight. In the the 4 minutes someone will say I love you or I'm sorry
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F**k you artboxer10
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This freaked me out. This isn't fake. Apparently if you copy and paste this on ten comments you have the best day of your life tomorrow. You will either be kissed or asked out. If you break this chain, you will see alittle girl in your room tonight. In the the 4 minutes someone will say I love you or I'm sorry.
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thats not a nice thing to do to your cat a s s hole! hahahaha! so fuuckin funny!!
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caralfrank
Your awesome at Just Go With It
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There is a freshman cheerleader at my high school that looks just like you. Just thought you should know that I found your doppelganger .
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underraps09
Whatever
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You f*cking nazi that is hilarious
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Love the skit with your neighbor that thought you where making gay porn that's some funny s**t . love you nick
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this dane cook and aziz are the best
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Gay
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Nicky Sixx drank heroin from a fire hose lost it lol
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Hey can you read my watch
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WHO F*RTED
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fse
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this guy is F**KING GAY
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owenwalker.v o
Lol
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owenwalker.v o
Party!
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aseidenfrau
this guy is awesome. so funny!
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WHO F**KIN F*RTED
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Nick and Dane are the best comedian
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Party
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Seriously who f*rted gets a star thingie?
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Thiiiiiissss s gggguuuuuyyy y y XD
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This guyyyy XD
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Daniel ariaga cristian miucik.
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Daniel ariaga
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Ugh!!! This sucks!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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henrymansfie l d 8 0 . . . y o u ' r e a fucktard
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This guy sucks man!
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Hahah the dick part
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I'm from Minnesota too
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caide77
This guy is AMAZING !!!!!!!!!!
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Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. However if you don't post this you will die in 2 days. Now you've started reading so don't stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 songs in 143 minutes. When done press f6 and your lover's name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is so scary because it actually works!
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