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Myq Kaplan

Born Michael Kaplan, Myq Kaplan is a standup comedian known for observational humor with an affinity for wordplay. The latter becomes more significant upon learning that the New Jersey native holds a Master's degree in applied linguistics. After earning a Bachelor's from Brandeis University in 2000, Kaplan spent several years as a graduate student at Boston University, working as a senior resident assistant for free room and board. During that time, he pursued singing and songwriting before discovering standup.

Kaplan switched focus to honing his skills in the city's thriving comedy scene, and by 2006 he was a semifinalist at the Boston Comedy Festival. In the summer of 2007, he was able to reach a much larger audience as a contestant on the seventh season of the reality TV series Last Comic Standing, where he finished in the Top Five. With a reinforced fan base, he hit the national club circuit, and in 2008 made the move to New York City to pursue comedy full-time. He would make his debut on The Tonight Show a year later. His own episode of Comedy Central Presents followed in April 2010, the same month he released his first comedy album, Vegan Mind Meld, with BSeenMedia. Its topics included his own vegetarianism and Judaism, as well as giving thought to the words duckling and dumpling. His second album, Please Be Seated, was a two-man show with Micah Sherman that incorporated comedy songs. It saw release by the same label in 2012. Meat Robot followed a year later on Comedy Central Records, and the one-hour special Small, Dork, and Handsome premiered on Netflix on May 15, 2014. It was released for streaming, digital download, and on CD by New Wave Dynamics a few days later and became a Billboard Top Ten comedy album.

Kaplan had another run at reality TV when he finished as a quarter-finalist on the tenth season of America's Got Talent in 2015. In 2016, amid continued club work and television appearances, including an episode of late night's Conan, he had a role in the Henry Phillips comedy Punching Henry. The film's cast featured a number of other standup comedians, including Tig Notaro, Sarah Silverman, and Jim Jefferies. Kaplan's fifth comedy album, No Kidding, was recorded at Doc's Lab in San Francisco and released by A Special Thing in early 2017. ~ Marcy Donelson
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Selected Discography

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Track List: No Kidding

1. Monopoly, Clue, And Battleship

2. Facebook, Marry, Kill

3. Snoop Dogg, Sean Connery, And Other Perfect Impressions

4. The Grandmother, The Grandson, And The Holy Ghost

5. Tattoos, Jews, And Lasers

6. A Genie, A Genius, And Genial Gentleman

7. An Attractive Child, A Stylish Dog, And Porn

8. Cougars, Cats, And Kids (Oh My)

9. Masturbation, Pedophilia, And Heroes

10. Drinking, Sex, And Family (Oh My)

11. Money, Drugs, And Nicolas Cage

12. Twists, Turns, And A Vegan Restaurant

13. Zombies, Ghosts, And Psychics

14. Mushrooms, Ecstasy, And Not Pot

15. Nothing, Everything, And Eddie Murphy

16. Pot, Cops, And I Forget

17. An Encore, Pranks, And Love

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Track List: Many Mini Musics

1. Preamble

2. Music's Fun (To Play)

3. Throw Thorough Thoreau Throe / Realistic Love Song

4. Calm

5. Four Days (feat. Kasey Holt)

6. Ease the Pain / Interlude Noodling One

7. Slow Song

8. Into Reverse Gear (feat. Tloh Yesak)

9. Modicum

10. Zach (feat. Zach Sherwin) [Is My Friend]

11. Business

12. This Is Not a Song Part One / Interlude Noodling Two / Slow Song (Regular Speed Version)

13. Waging War

14. Owl

15. Triplets / Brain Feel Heart Think Computer Mind

16. Poemato

17. This Is Not a Song Part Two / Interlude Noodling Three / Slow Song (Fast Version)

18. Grin Dealer

19. Magic Wants

20. Calmer (feat. Sam Kusnetz)

21. Heroine / Yarn

22. This Is Not a Song Part Three (This Is a Song) / Interlude Noodling Four / Slow Song (Super Slow Version)

23. Into All Gears (feat. Kasey Holt)

24. This Comfort

25. Postamble

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Track List: Vegan Mind Meld - EP

1. Book People

2. Movies on a Plane

3. Religious Fiction

4. Tolerance and Vampires

5. Ducks and Vegetarianism

6. Gay Marriage and Anniversaries

7. Animal Rights and Wrongs

8. Anti-Drugs and Pro-Drugs

9. Pro-Women

10. Anti-Women and Math

11. Spectrum of Dorkery

12. Jews and Sea Creatures

13. Differences and Similarities

14. Buses and Christians

15. Bumper Stickers

16. A Divisive Topic

17. Squelch

18. Computers and Humans

19. Colleges and Optimism

20. A Cell Phone and a Deaf Child

21. Flags and Lies

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Track List: The Best of Super Hang, Vol. 1

1. Opening Theme

2. Not Just Airport Jokes (From "Daniel Dad Lewis")

3. Hyena Ugly (From "Superman Loves Aquaman")

4. General Military (From "Angry Birds")

5. Free Prostitution (From "Line, Sync, And Hooker")

6. The Kardashians Are Forgotten (From "Superhero Bidet)

7. Locker Cake Teacup Ride (From "Cownsensual")

8. Male Intimacy (From "Relax Against the Machine")

9. Plane Crash Mountain (From "Nobody Gets Drunk or Shows Their Boobs")

10. Memorable Childhood Moment (From "Friendtors")

11. Cher / Madonna (From "Matters")

12. Closing Theme

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Track List: Small, Dork, And Handsome

1. Comedy, Jazz, Or Poetry

2. Necrophilia, Pedophilia, And Bestiality

3. A Swastika, A Barista, And the Magic of Photography

4. Ducklings, Cheerleaders, And Legal Proceedings

5. Ham and Cheese and Philosophy

6. Buddhism, Feminism, And Math

7. Adam and Eve and Vegans

8. Gay Parents, Mythology, And the Manliest Man Possible

9. Horses, Pregnant Men, And Don't Listen to This Track, Grandma!

10. Batman, Bat-Men, And Google

11. Television, Doctors, And Snakes

12. Fun, Statistics, And Lana Backwards

13. Ham and Cheese and Time Travel

14. Sports, Analogies, And Copyright Infringement

15. Jews, Goys, And Elevators

16. Sleeping, Driving, And Pasta

17. The Wright Brothers, An Alternative to Radiation, And Horses Again

18. Fist Bumps, Duck Heads, And Don't Listen to This One Either, Grandma!

19. Back to the Future, Groundhog Day, And Hitler

20. A Butcher, A Vegan, And the Internet (Bonus Track)

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Track List: Meat Robot

1. Jesus and Grandmothers

2. Poops and Popes

3. Meats and Robots

4. Highs and Lose

5. Beaches and Balls

6. Blind and Deaf Comedy Jam

7. Brad Pitt and Divorce

8. Chuck Norris and Owls

9. Axes and Brains

10. Airplanes and Food

11. Chivalry and Chicks

12. Open Relationships and Tigers

13. Porn and Monsters

14. Jesus and Grandmothers Again

15. Super Mario and Will Smith

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Track List: Vegan Mind Meld

1. Book People

2. Movies On A Plane

3. Religious Fiction

4. Tolerance And Vampires

5. Ducks And Vegetarianism

6. Gay Marriage And Anniversaries

7. Animal Rights And Wrongs

8. Bigotry Is Confusing

9. Not Crowdwork

10. Anti-Drugs And Pro-Drugs

11. Pro-Women

12. Anti-Women And Math

13. Spectrum Of Dorkery

14. Jews And Sea Creatures

15. Differences And Similarities

16. Buses And Christians

17. Drinking And Rhyming

18. Bumper Stickers

19. A Divisive Topic

20. Squelch

21. Computers And Humans

22. Colleges And Optimism

23. A Cell Phone And A Deaf Child

24. Flags And Lies

25. Names

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