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Monique Marvez

Originally based in Miami, Monique Marvez is a standup comic known for her biting sarcasm and sardonic attention to gender issues. Her one-woman show, Loca Motive, played a variety of local clubs in southern Florida before it eventually caught the eye of Barry Diller of Silver King Broadcasting. Diller convinced Marvez to host her own show in the posh deco nightclub district of Miami Beach. Her fame in Miami grew and led the Ladyslipper release of her recorded debut, Built for Comfort, in 1997. The record features the best of Marvez's signature raunchy wit and sexualized sarcasm. ~ Nate Cavalieri
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Selected Discography

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Track List: Sliding You The Playbook

1. Nut Cups, Skanks And Brian

2. Tattoos And Fertility

3. PC With Prostitutes

4. Monique-A-Pedia

5. Close The Penis Door

6. He Can Swing The Hammer

7. I Did My Hair For This?

8. Ring Her Bell; She Will Tell

9. Probably Spurs Involved

10. Scrotal Recall

11. Breakdown A Brazilian

12. Gentle Tap, Like A Horse

13. Sliding You The Playbook

14. Men Don't Care

15. 2nd Ninja Skill

16. Like A Rock

17. Show Up Ready To Play

18. The Last Word On Happiness

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Track List: Live In Las Vegas

1. Intro-Spicy Pervert In The Front Row

2. I Have To Go Home To His Dumb A**

3. I Can Fix All Your Problems

4. Uberskanks

5. It's In The Eyes

6. Cougarslayer

7. Benjamin Button With Tits

8. Talk To Him Like A Man

9. Throw A Party

10. We Have Different Needs

11. More Likely To Touch Them

12. Get In There Like You Mean It

13. Don't Fight

14. These Aren't Even Jokes

15. Heisman Of Hiney

16. Cathy's Are Organizers

17. Knock It Off With The Metrosexual!

18. Do Not Deviate

19. The Man Trinity

20. Simple And Delusional

21. Keep A Biscuit Handy

22. He Really Doesn't Care

23. Bling And Balls Don't Mix

24. Wrap It In Bacon

25. She Doesn't Need A Reason

26. Yoda Of Vajeen

27. Australians Party!

28. Laid Like Carpet

29. Caring Is Foreplay

30. Don't Just Go For It

31. Men Are Hunters

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Track List: The Reality Chick (Explicit)

1. You Broke It, You Bought It

2. All About Cute

3. Freaky Stuff

4. Ho In Honesty / Define Chronic

5. You Can Not Change A Man

6. Whose Side Are You On?

7. Mrs. Robinson

8. God Is A Bargain Shopper

9. Decide Your Sexuality

11. Einstein Of Love

13. Women Are Insecure / The Bone List

14. The Ants

16. We Need Evidence

17. Ballerina Gone Bad

18. Choose Your Battles

19. Detonation

20. Men Are Zen

21. Possum Sex

22. The Woody Doesn't Lie

23. My Dog Is Italian

24. Official End Of The Fight

25. No Bad Oral Sex / Dick Dessert

26. 3 Best Pieces Of Advice

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Track List: Built For Comfort (Explicit)

2. Built For Comfort, Not For Speed

3. Men Will Screw Mud

4. We Have To Be Kinder

5. Women Are Hornier Than Men

6. You Grow It, Talk To It, Give It A Name

8. Women Have A Secret Life

9. Dukes Of Hazzard

10. Tell That B**ch I Moved

11. The First Time Snap Spoke

12. The Difference

13. The Bone List

14. Feed Me Seymour!

15. I Know What I Like

16. High School Sweetheart

17. Don't Neglect Your Sisters

18. Now I Can Bang Her!

19. Tap Tap

20. Strike Oil!

21. Smuggling Tribbles

22. Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill

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My life is fine with love and hugs����❤️��
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cmlindsay22
Black beans.
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She's right, you know.
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Soap the dark spots. OMG! Throw in a little Zena yell "eeeeeeeeeee e " ! ! ! ! Guys hate rain check puss.
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DDS... dumb dude statements!! ! Funny funny!!
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Monique, you are so right,and so great
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Nice
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Your one beautiful young lady and very very very funny young lady
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A very funny woman who's also very nice.
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First time I've heard her. She's funny as hell.
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Monique is funny as hell
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jamartinmusi c 1
She's hysterical.
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dwaynedddd
Ladies, you know what this Monique Marvez woman, she really has men figured out, you need to LISTEN to her. LISTEN!!!!

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