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Michael Loftus

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Very funny. A cat death clawed me once before as well.
There's a dude in there!!
echevarria.d a n n y
OHHH FUUUUCK! OH FUUUCK!
-Me encountering a Deathclaw
his wife sounds lame lol
This guy is sooooooooooo o funny.
He looks like Michael from gta5
Read this it really work's. Hit your self in the face with a claw hammer at least 99 times in 30 minutes on the closest Friday your true love will show up for your funeral and make love to your dead corpse.it really work's.
Awesome!!!!! !
The team chivas
Awwwww lol this guy is awesomeness! ! ! ! !
AAAAHH FUUUCCKKK!!! ! ! AAAAHHHH FUUCKKKK!!!
Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life however if you don't post this you will die in two days. Now you've started reading this so don't stop. This is so scary put thus on steady 5 songs in 143 minutes when done press f6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters this scary because it works!
A Jamaican Death Joint !
Bob, "there you go" lol....
mommierussel l
Fire truck!!!!!!
Sooo funny!!!!
Haha funny
He is f**king awesome!
OHHHH FUUUCCCKKKK! ! ! ! ! OHHHHH FUUUCCCCKKKK ! ! ! ! I know in his heart he's saying fire truck.
micmock
Dude is hilarious love him!
His the best comedian
follow me ill follow back
Dude he's one of my fave comedians on this station!
AWWWW FUUUUUCK!!!
There better be an accident!
after years of apple pie... i wanna bang an asian chick
Mmm, b**ch whore lol
slappity bappity no not the big breastise shell know shell know shell smell the baby powder ahhh
Arnold lol yow ewow
This guy is hilarious, didn't think I'd like him, didn't think I'd be into his style of comedy; until I heard his earthquake cat joke and his joke about buying weed in Jamaica... I couldn't stop laughing, his material is really well-written .
One of my favorite comedians!
rgarneau26
im
rgarneau26
in a gansta toe
When is this guy having another album? He's awesome
jwafflestomp e r
So funny!!
Omg!!! I've had a "Jamaican death joint"!!! I love it! He hits rite at home. Lol!
Lol that is funny a'f.
I saw him on worlds dumbest
Haha! I like him :)
This guy is amazingly funny
burkify
This guy is funny.
roxyblue77
we got to go right meow
Awesome writer and incredibly funny and a really nice guy.
so freakin funny cuz im a cat person haha good stuff man gooood stuff
this guy is awesome!
so freakin hilariouse
(i dont care if i spelled tht wrong)

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