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The One Thing You Can't Replace

Features of This Track

jokes about drugs
anecdotes
jokes about growing up
explicit content
comedy from the 2010s
many other comedic similarities

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savannahdunb a r 5 3 1
"Whhhyyy" lmfao
savannahdunb a r 5 3 1
Funny sh*t EVER !!!
SCATTER!!!!
F**k da police!
F**K THE POLICE
F**k da police!
Toddlers huh?
A sea of drunk toddlers yelling "F**k da police!"
LMAO! This guy is funny!
Did I do that?
bigbossmoss8 0 8
I'm in the side room next to my bedroom<:
Haha. He J's funny.
landonjcain
I said no. You know... Like a liar
lhwatson8
And then i woke up at home
I served my nickel you come and take me XD F**K DA POLICE hahahaha
I'm holding a red cup. (You've seen movies)
keegangamer9 0 0 0
F**K DA POLICE
HE TOOK A S**T ON HIS COMPUTER
FUUCK DA POLICE!!
I CAN'T BREATHE OH MY F**KIN GOD
THIS IS THE BEST SKIT EVERRR
F**K DA POLICE
I was thinking about this skit today!!
Oh my god the SCATTER! part
juliaaho5
hahaha
alisha_g73
SCATTER!!!
It got really out of hand. Somebody broke the pool table somebody else took a s*** on my dad computer but the worst of all.Somebody took me arctic photo of my aunt
I f**king love this guy, follow for a follow
I went to school because that what we did back then ha
something something police XD
And I said WHY.
"SCATTER!!!! " Always makes me laugh
F*CK DA POLICE!!!!!
Lol liar
I said no you know like a lyer
F**K DA POLICE!!!
an a**hole
Never leave home if you are a a**hole.
sarita123420 0 9
Did I do that?
CANT. STOP. LAUGHING.
Foop da po po ho ho ho
Kiss your hand
Say your crushes name 3 times
Say a day
Close your had
Say your name 3 times
Open your hand
Post this on 15 songs as your crush will ask you out on this day
That's pretty funny. John Mulaney is my favorite comedian along with Dan Cummings.
It's The One Thing You Can't Replace
Funny as hell
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