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The One Thing You Can't Replace

Features of This Track

jokes about drugs
anecdotes
jokes about growing up
explicit content
comedy from the 2010s
many other comedic similarities

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ladybuggjrl1 7 2 1
So funny ����
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F**k da police
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Love this guy I have seen the whole video already.
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Epic story and great delivery
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F**K DA POLICE! F**K DA POLICE! F**K DA POLICE! F**K DA POLICE!
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I like how no people leave a comment they just quote the track
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Took a s**t on the computer! Classic!
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White people when they drunk xD
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veronica.121 2
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GET THE PADDY WACKIER
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F**K DA POLICE
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I have an English teacher named Mrs McNamara o.o
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And I said no, yeh know, like a liar....��
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www.davidfaw c e t t 1 2 3 5
Did i do that
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SCATTER!
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I mean LMFAO
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LAMFO
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that is such a good idea, im gunna steal antique photos now...
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I wanna know what happened after he blacked out
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F**K DA POLICE
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Haha!!
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I've never climbed a fence that high before! And then I woke up at home.
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FAWK YEA!!!
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Had a thought that only black out drunks and Steve Urkel can have. Lmao
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F**K DA POLICE!!!
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Im new in town
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Someone broke the pool table. Someone took a s**t on my dad's computer.
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Does this guy do cartoon voices? He sounds familiar
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"Whhhyyy" lmfao
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Funny sh*t EVER !!!
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SCATTER!!!!
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F**k da police!
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F**k da police!
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F**K THE POLICE
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F**k da police!
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Toddlers huh?
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A sea of drunk toddlers yelling "F**k da police!"
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LMAO! This guy is funny!
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Did I do that?
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bigbossmoss8 0 8
I'm in the side room next to my bedroom<:
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Haha. He J's funny.
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landonjcain
I said no. You know... Like a liar
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lhwatson8
And then i woke up at home
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I served my nickel you come and take me XD F**K DA POLICE hahahaha
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I'm holding a red cup. (You've seen movies)
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keegangamer9 0 0 0
F**K DA POLICE
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HE TOOK A S**T ON HIS COMPUTER
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FUUCK DA POLICE!!
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I CAN'T BREATHE OH MY F**KIN GOD
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THIS IS THE BEST SKIT EVERRR
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