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A sea of toddlers yelling "F**k...da.. . p o - l i c e . "
Just learned that John Mulaney wrote for Stefon on SNL. He's like my favorite character.
stealthdog40
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1 kiss your left hand
2 say your crushes name
3 close you hand
4 pick a school day
5 say your name
6 post this on 15 diff songs and the day you pick your crush will ask you out
Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. However if you don't post this you will die in 2 days. Now you've started reading so don't stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 songs in 143 minutes. When done press f6 and your lover's name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is so scary because it actually works!
Is the salt and pepper diner still open
Whats new p**sy cat
jrfernandez5 1
I'm on a iPad 2
jrfernandez5 1
I h8 chain mail
Hahahahahaha h a h a
Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. However if you don't post this you will die in 2 days. Now you've started reading so don't stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 songs in 143 minutes. When done press f6 and your lover's name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is so scary because it actually works!
SCATTER!!
f**k the police XD lol
Every single joke makes me laugh xD love it!! ♥
orlandorowla n d
K
Hey rage wolf. SHUT. UP. Will you stop or what!?!?
Fuq. Da. Police.
artist685
A very funny man, whom I understand completely! He's the other me, only I'm a hot dude.
Get some rest, tall child! You can't keep burning the candle at both ends!
F**k da police
GAAAAD DAMMIT!!!
he's so funny
Fark the police
If you post this on -21 tracks, a blue or pink iPhone will ask you out or kiss your left butt cheek...
Kiss you hand
Say your crushes name
Say your name
Pick a day
Post this on five songs
Your crush will ask you out
Phyco wulf please learn English thank you
Deer Brosif 45 F**K YOU! YOU PISCE OF S**T BURN IN HELL THE S**T THAT COMES OUT OF YOU FACEFUCK IS A DAMN LIE! YOU GAY CHICKEN S**T F**K
17robertpete r s o n
This freaked me out. This isn't fake. Apparently if you copy and paste this on 10 other songs you have the best day of your life tomorrow. You will either bekissed or asked out. If you break this chain you'll see a big girl in your room tonight. InThe next 53 minutes someone will say I love you or I'm sorry.
F**K DA POLICE
F**k da police
F**K THE DIKE POLECE
F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K
XD **** DA POLICE
Ooooooooooo, I'm soooooorrrry y y y y y y y y y y
f**k da fuzz !
F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K
F**K DA POLICE!
giddion0
Fuuuuuudaack the poooooolice
F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE F**K DA POLICE !!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! !
He is awesome
Hahaha!!! He is so funny! Love it!! :D
I have heard both of Johns stand-up albums on here, and am interested in his new show Mulaney. Unfortunatel y all the reviews I have read call it a cheap knockoff of Seinfeld and not funny at all. If anyone has seen it, can you tell me about it??? whether or not the show is funny, I still think he is a comic genius
benconnor359
He's hilarious
benconnor359
I love this guy
ben.black02
This is not fake apparently if you copy and paste this on ten comments u will have the best day of your life tomorrow. U will either be asked out or kissed if u break this chain you will see a little girl in ur window tonight. In the next 53 minutes someone will say I love you or I'm sorry
So funny
c4irvin
J
clinton_2877 6
THIS GUY IS FUC KING AWESOME
This is not a fake apparently if u copy and past this on ten comments u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. U will either be asked out or kissed if u break this chain you will see a little girl in ur window tonight. In the next 53 minutes someone will either say I love you or I'm sorry
John Mulaney is my fav comedian cuz most of them are racist or sexist but John is pretty much anything else ans he's hilarious!
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