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Jim Norton

Known for his aggressive style, his love of controversial subjects, and his hatred of Derek Jeter, comedian Jim Norton has earned a fanatical following thanks to his busy touring schedule and hilarious contributions to the Opie & Anthony radio show. Raised in suburban New Jersey, Norton fell in love with the work of Richard Pryor at the age of 12. A normal childhood turned into turbulent teen years with Norton dealing with low self-esteem, alcohol abuse, and eventually a successful stint in rehab. He hit the standup circuit in 1989 and met comic Jim Florentine a year later. The two would become friends and roommates, and would tour together for several years while both were pursuing careers in show business. Norton's big break arrived in 1999 when he became a frequent guest on the nationally syndicated Opie & Anthony radio show. He would officially join the O&A crew five years later as the show was making the jump to XM Satellite Radio. Appearances on television as a Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn panelist and a co-star on Louis C.K.'s HBO series Lucky Louie led to Norton landing his own one-hour HBO special, Monster Rain, which aired in 2007. That same year he released his first book, the autobiographical collection of essays Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch. In 2009 he became a regular on Jay Leno's short-lived post-Tonight Show vehicle The Jay Leno Show; in 2010 he launched his own XM series The Jim Norton Show; and in 2011 he released the comedy album Despicable on his own EatABullet record label. Recorded live in Boston, No Baby for You! followed in 2012, the same year he premiered his television special Please Be Offended. ~ David Jeffries
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Selected Discography

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Track List: American Degenerate

1. Casey Anthony

2. We Need A Black Pope

3. Yay Chicago

4. Allahu Akbar

5. I Wish I Had A Gun Right Now

6. A Humiliating Homoerotic Moment

7. Flirting

8. World's Greatest A**

9. Creepy Old Naked Man

10. Anatomy Of A Massage

11. John Travolta

12. Sleep Apnea Sucks

13. Transsexuals, Bloggers & Rape Jokes

14. Apologies And School Shootings

15. Batman

16. Dirty, Piggish Ending

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Track List: Please Be Offended

1. Ozzy Intro

2. Al Sharpton Sucks

3. Racial Descriptions

4. The Mosque At Ground Zero

5. Profiling Is Fantastic

6. I Hate Hoarders

7. Prison Follies

8. Tiger, Mel, And Arnold

9. A Rape Baby

10. I'm A Throat-Clearing Idiot

11. Penn State

12. F**k The Westboro Baptist Church

13. Kids And Animals

14. My Amazing Ex-Girlfriend

15. Clean It Off, B**ch

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Track List: No Baby For You

1. A Cute Thing To Say

2. Straightening Out A Passive Aggressive Date

3. Sex With The Retarded

4. A S**tty Buggy Ride

5. Clowning Around In Dealey Plaza

6. I Was Almost A Burn Victim

7. You Gellin'?

8. S**tty White People And Their S**tty Guilt

9. The Muslims Are Rioting

10. Blacks On A Plane

11. Checking Out Middle Eastern Guys

12. I'm Dominant Sexually

13. Spankin' A B**ch Too Hard

14. My Titties

15. The Lefty

16. Size Matters

17. Mandatory Aids Test

18. Condoms Suck

19. Birth Control And Pedophiles

20. No Baby For You!

21. Slapping A Gal With My C**k

22. The Nipple Flicker

23. My S**tty Limp Dick

24. Penile Abuse

25. Lunch With Her Ex

26. The World's Wettest Vagina

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Track List: Despicable

1. A Brief Hello

2. An Important Relationship Lesson

3. Gay Guys Rule

4. One Scary A** F**king Black Guy

5. The Bridge, Lol

6. One Fat A** F**king Lady

7. F**k Florida

8. Penguins Are A**holes

9. Nice Baby!

10. What Sex Is That Thing?

11. Bombing Etiquette

12. Bonding With People Sucks

13. Women Tell S**tty Stories

14. Poker Playing Dickheads

15. John Edwards And Word Abbreviations

16. Brief Chat With A Heckler

18. A Tender Moment With Larry Flynt

19. A Hug From A Kiss

20. Meeting Laura Bush

21. Britney's Vagina

24. Eat My A**hole!

25. C*m Burns

26. Shave That F**king Thing

27. A Pile Of P**sy

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Track List: Contextually Inadequate

1. Bill Cosby

2. Robin Williams And Joan Rivers

3. Anthony Cumia

4. Guns

5. Workplace Shootings

6. Creeps On The Elevator

7. Paula Deen And Fat Shaming

8. Goin' To The Gym And Eatin' Better

9. Privacy

10. S**tty Opinions And Ducks

11. New Technology

12. Dick Pics

13. Renting Porn From The Pharmacy

14. Strap-Ons

15. Bonus

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Track List: Trinkets I Own, Made From Gorilla Hands

1. Another Dumb, Bumbling Vinny Intro

2. Hot French People

3. The Blackout Of `03

4. A Fun Date

5. Penile Philosophy & Blackout Humor

6. No Water = Messy Bowl

7. Ocd Scumbags

8. A Tip On Flirting

9. Bloody Lump On The Linoleum

11. The 'n' Word

12. Understandable Racism

13. Relations With The Elderly

14. Nervous Tics

15. Legless Old Lady

16. Gay Snipers

17. A Shot In The Eye

19. Boys Don't Cry

20. Alcohol & True Confessions

21. Gay Mommies

22. Awful Cosmo Advice

23. Television Comedy

24. Reality Tv

26. Donkey-Sex And German Porn

27. You Like Sucking That?

28. Madcap Ideas About Oral Sex

30. A Phone Call From Mother

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Track List: Yellow Discipline

1. Vinny's Awful Intro

2. New Joisey

3. Fargo & A Droopy Lip

4. Kill Yourself In Seattle

5. Bed, Bath, & Beyond

6. Boca Raton And Shaky People

7. Micheal J Fox Is An Alcoholic

8. Aspen Sure Is Expensive

9. Sex & Racism

10. Micheal Jackson Is The Artist Of The Millenium

11. A Brittney Log

12. Liz Taylor's Hairy Hat

13. Good Ole' Martha

14. Wacky Bumper Stickers

15. The Elephant On Southwest

16. Making A Gal Laugh

17. Adorable Observations About The Mentally Challenged

18. Actors And My Awful Head

19. A Single, Impotent, Meaty Breasted Failure

20. Profiling And The Shoe Bombing Monkey

21. I Wish I Were Gay

22. Sensitive Nipples

23. Loving A Chubby Dumper

24. Meaty Lips

25. Squemish Girls Stink

26. Pornography

27. Oral Treats

28. Vinny's Awful Outro

29. Jim Norton Talking Doll

30. Jim Norton's Motivational Tapes

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He's a really good comedian I think he is very underrated.
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He is my hero
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This dude is hilarious. Monster rain is one of the funniest stand up specials I've ever seen
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Hahahaha omfg this guy is so god damn funny I can't even ! ����
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When did truck drivers get so sensitive?
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So f**king funny!
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Bahahahahaha j a
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It's just jokes if u can make people lagh like these guys do besides your f**kin face!!!!!!!
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Ain't Pandora music not comedy
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If you enjoy Norton, check out Doug Stanhope
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if you kill yourself 'cause it's rainy...or flip out because you're a truck driver...you ' r e overreacting . lol
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@michaelscar l e t t 6 9 dude, its a joke not a dick. dont take it so hard.
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People who get offended by comedy are stoopid. They should learn to take a joke as well as they do the c**k
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qnewton8
I think Norton is the funniest person on the planet!
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Hahaha japanse eye lol
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Basset hound wearing a miner hemlet lol
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all you people criticizing you couldn't get up and do it so be quiet
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Stole that joke from bill hicks
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follow me ill follow you back
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Lol eghhhh you idiot the material is to rough
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Please don't feed the wild turkey.
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skillman1971
Michaelscarl e t t 6 9 , if you're so insecure about your job maybe you should try a different career.
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F**k this guy. If it wasn't for us truck drivers he would be like a stray dog!!! Naked,cold and F**king hungry. Who do you think brings your F**king food,gas,clo t h e s ? Truck Drivers Mother F**ker!!!!
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Whada PIG. Ish.
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XD "I don't mind gay people unless they touch me"
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tss
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Just a delight
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Bird p**sy lips BHAHAHA! Hilarious
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Love you Jim Norton you're funnier than s**t
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WORD
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burkify
Right on Jim. You rock.
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so far so f'n hilarious
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The best stand-up comedian I have heard in a long time. Funny as f**k!
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Yah! Lil' Yimmy!

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