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Escalators

Features of This Track

a sarcastic delivery
technology humor
satirical observations
jokes appropriate for a family audience
2000s era comedy
many other comedic similarities

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Comments

LOL side walk ending...... . Why didn't they make an announcement
Phucking hilarious
I was quoting this bit at the airport on the escalators and on the moving sidewalks. I actually walked o the sidewalk making the noises he made. It was AWESOME!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ¡ ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ¡
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fdpugh1
How do I walk again.
LOL what are you drunk? THESE STAIRS ARE HARD!!!!!
One of his best jokes!
Side walk is ending
Fallow me
Walking up an escalator that's dead
Hilarious!
lopezlisamar i e 5
Omg lol!
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leger151
Escalater sweet slow down weredo he's a supper walker he's a supper walker hes a supper texes ranger ranger walker��
He's like walker Texas Ranger walker!
Learning to walk again......l o l
djd0401
You're nothing more than an organized hill!
Me and my friends like walking up the down because we're “watching our cholesterol" l o l
HE'S LIKE WALKER TEXAS RANGER WALKER!!!!!! ! !
lopezlisamar i e 5
So funny
nichollehens l e y
I need to see him in person
I'm 16 and I'm still a little kid when it comes to escalators and elevators!! it's so much fun! put your feet up in an elevator and with an escalator where the stairs go away at the top, keep backing up!!
Omg this guy is halareious
SWEET! All I gotta do is keep my balance! XD
omdancer4chr i s t
SO FUNNY!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
this is by far his best track
This is funny he totally stole the moving sidewalk joke from Ellen. It was pretty much word for word. LAME!!! Still funny though.

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