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Jim Gaffigan

A dry and clever standup comedian who's hateful toward Hot Pockets and proud to be pale, Jim Gaffigan is a regular on the late-night talk show circuit and an in-demand actor as well. After his first appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman, Letterman himself asked Gaffigan to develop a show for Letterman's production company, World Wide Pants. Although the show, Welcome to New York, didn't work out, Gaffigan's talent was recognized and soon he was making appearances on The Ellen Show, Ed, Law and Order, Sex and the City, and That '70s Show. During this time, Gaffigan released four CDs of his standup on his own label and worked in films, with small roles in Three Kings, Road Trip, and Igby Goes Down. In 2004 he signed a deal with Comedy Central that would include a successful television special and his CD debut for the label, Doin' My Time. The CD included Gaffigan's soon to be famous routine on the dangers of eating Hot Pockets. MP3s of the routine would be attached to numerous e-mails and traded on the Internet before Gaffigan would return in 2006 with his Beyond the Pale CD, DVD, and television special. Bowling, bacon, and the Waffle House chain of restaurants were some of the topics covered on his 2009 release, King Baby. Returning to this theme, his 2012 effort Mr. Universe included the track titles "McDonalds," "Subway," and "Dominos." "Donuts," "Fried Bread," and "Kobe Beef" all appeared on 2014's Obsessed, an album that kicked off with the track "Can't Stop Eating." ~ David Jeffries, Rovi
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Ahh Jim so close to the top. The only comedian who beats you is George Carlin. At least in my opinion
matthew.forb e s
Hey jim gaffigan gotta love him!
How could he hate hot pockets!!!!
My favorite comedian
I LOOOVVEE JIM GAFFIGAN !!! :D
Mcdonalds? This guy has gone downhill. What's next, subway? Oh, he did that already.
Maybe mine
No Jim G. Is my favorite comedian
Jim is my favorite comedian
Jim Gaffigan is my favorite comedian. He is hilarious!
teamdebrinca t
This guy is my favorite. So funny. I have obsessed on my kindle fire. This man is a pure genius
Nothing tasts as good as thin. I could think of a thousand things that taste better than thin. Unsalted French fries taste better than thin!!!
And no these aren't skinny jeans, I'm just fat. Laugh Out Loud!!!
Kiss ur left hand
Say ur crushes name
Say a day
Say ur name
Repost this 15 times
Follow for a follow!
DONT MAKE FUN OF INDIANA! NEVER TALK S**T ABOUT IT! Sorry I just live there, the schools instead of books, we get iPads :).
BOUNUS FRY
hammock
Let's sleep outside?
alan_thompso n 4
Jim is so awesome!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I've seen all his videos and I wish there were more!
Ssssssoooooo funny
Diarrhea pocket
JIM GAFFIGAN
Bacon bacon is da best get some more bacon!!!!!!!
I had a hot pocket and now MY BACK HURTS!!!!!!!
Hooot pocket!
HAHA DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO THOSE CHICKENS? 'Nope but its delicious'
I've thought about buying a Jim Gaffigan album, but I'm worried it might make me start eating more and gaining weight....
stealthdog40
+German Lass I know
Hilarious
Wanna go halfsies on a Snickers, those things are aweesome
me to
bodily63
This guy is the most funniest guy I've ever heard
doctor who
lol
I'm never eating at McDonalds again. You will never see a twelve-year- o l d - l o o k i n g girl with short brown hair, hazel eyes and a black Doctor Who t-shirt at McDonald's again if she's me. And I actually do think that fruit cake is nasty. This is to Jim: I'M ACTUALLY CELEBRATING SOMEBODYS BIRTHDAY INSTEAD OF THINKING OF WAT THE FLAVOR OF CAKE WILL BE, YOU PIG.
beeblebrox12 3 4 5
When you see a tray five hundred chick-fil-la chicken nuggets don't you almost expect a heaven music and glowing. Anyway I love dis guy
Baceon
So funny love this guy made pop came out nose lol
Say iPhone 5 times
Say as color
Post on 5 songs
Look under your pillow
XD know anyone who doesn't like doughnuts? Follow for a follow ;)
megan42686
Victoria secret is sooooo true
His voice reminds me of Philip Seymour Hoffman. But he is too funny!
Lol my kinda guy!
HE IS AMAZE BALLS. SEE HIM LIVE, IF YOU CAN
The guy is funny as heck
OMFG LOVE THIS GUY!!!
Hilariousss
Lmao
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