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Jim Gaffigan

A dry and clever standup comedian who's hateful toward Hot Pockets and proud to be pale, Jim Gaffigan is a regular on the late-night talk show circuit and an in-demand actor as well. After his first appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman, Letterman himself asked Gaffigan to develop a show for Letterman's production company, World Wide Pants. Although the show, Welcome to New York, didn't work out, Gaffigan's talent was recognized and soon he was making appearances on The Ellen Show, Ed, Law and Order, Sex and the City, and That '70s Show. During this time, Gaffigan released four CDs of his standup on his own label and worked in films, with small roles in Three Kings, Road Trip, and Igby Goes Down. In 2004 he signed a deal with Comedy Central that would include a successful television special and his CD debut for the label, Doin' My Time. The CD included Gaffigan's soon to be famous routine on the dangers of eating Hot Pockets. MP3s of the routine would be attached to numerous e-mails and traded on the Internet before Gaffigan would return in 2006 with his Beyond the Pale CD, DVD, and television special. Bowling, bacon, and the Waffle House chain of restaurants were some of the topics covered on his 2009 release, King Baby. Returning to this theme, his 2012 effort Mr. Universe included the track titles "McDonalds," "Subway," and "Dominos." "Donuts," "Fried Bread," and "Kobe Beef" all appeared on 2014's Obsessed, an album that kicked off with the track "Can't Stop Eating." ~ David Jeffries, Rovi
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That is not nice
1 kiss your hand
2 say your crushes name
3 say your name
4 pick a day
5 STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO CHAIN COMMENTS
1. Kiss your left hand 2. Say your crushes name 3. Shut your hand 4. Say a school day 5. Say your name 6. Open your hand 7. Post this on 15 other songs and your crush will ask you out. ��

I think they EAT the WEIGHTS��
KETCHUP!!!!! ! ! LOL
LOL!! :D
dalemarcher1
98 divided by 125.3258=0.7 8 1 9 6 1 8 9
Random fact of life:P
ashafii
the best
lhwatson8
This guy always cracks me up
I am listening to hot pockets and I suddenly have to go to the toilet
Love his girl second person voice
oh craps Apple
Omg jim u r so funny thats y i pee my pants every time i hear a joke!
So funny, he's one of a kind.
he is funny and funny looking ... great combo
So funny
forgetfulred h e a d
A**
Hoootttt ppoocckkeett t s s
F*rt
stealthdog40
Ä ß Ç D Ê F G H Ì J K Ł M Ñ Ø P Q R Ś T Ū V W X Ÿ Ž
stealthdog40
Just type f*rt don't put censor
stealthdog40
Trÿ!
stealthdog40
Før šømę. Rêåśõń F*rt Įś å ßäd wòrd ôñ pæñdørã
We have a bowling team at my high school and it counts as 1/2 a gym credit....
BaCoN
jwlms1998x
Fried bread
nicolascuste r 3
Great comedian. BACON!!!!!!! ! ! !
BACON BACON BACON
MORE BACON!!!!!!! !
taypastry
say I if u love jim gaffigan
taypastry
what did u throw up on your mom
alexroyschul t z
Hey I think I threw up in her... Hey look there it is
corear71
This dude is hilarious...
hopkins.marc
Hi
My mom and i went whale watching when i was younger... It SUCKED
forgetfulred h e a d
Stick my head in the microwave hot pocket:)!!!! ! ! !
Dankan donuts r awesome! DANKAAAN DONUTS!
Lol
blare161
?????
blare161
It is
yabbadabbadr e w
Sidewalk is ending
Yeah he is
he's so freakin clever
love him
Jim is awesome love his comedy him and john pinette are my two favorite clean comedians
So funny ������
Bacon, lol, so funny, much awesome, very guud, wow.
Funniest thing I've ever heard :)
ymgomez02
Lol Jim is soooo funny. BACON!!!!!
Soooooo funny
You crack me up
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