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Jim Gaffigan

A dry and clever standup comedian who's hateful toward Hot Pockets and proud to be pale, Jim Gaffigan is a regular on the late-night talk show circuit and an in-demand actor as well. After his first appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman, Letterman himself asked Gaffigan to develop a show for Letterman's production company, World Wide Pants. Although the show, Welcome to New York, didn't work out, Gaffigan's talent was recognized and soon he was making appearances on The Ellen Show, Ed, Law and Order, Sex and the City, and That '70s Show. During this time, Gaffigan released four CDs of his standup on his own label and worked in films, with small roles in Three Kings, Road Trip, and Igby Goes Down. In 2004 he signed a deal with Comedy Central that would include a successful television special and his CD debut for the label, Doin' My Time. The CD included Gaffigan's soon to be famous routine on the dangers of eating Hot Pockets. MP3s of the routine would be attached to numerous e-mails and traded on the Internet before Gaffigan would return in 2006 with his Beyond the Pale CD, DVD, and television special. Bowling, bacon, and the Waffle House chain of restaurants were some of the topics covered on his 2009 release, King Baby. Returning to this theme, his 2012 effort Mr. Universe included the track titles "McDonalds," "Subway," and "Dominos." "Donuts," "Fried Bread," and "Kobe Beef" all appeared on 2014's Obsessed, an album that kicked off with the track "Can't Stop Eating." ~ David Jeffries, Rovi
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Hey guys check out my vine account at MineCraftGam i n g
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The best comedian eeeeeeeeeeee v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v e e e e e e e e e e e e r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r
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F*rted.
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This guy is awesome!!!!!
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I love him. He is so fun !!! Lol!!! ��❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Catsup...... I want a keg of ketchup or salsa
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Anti-Reading . . . . . n o o o o o who could be anti-reading that's like......sa d : (
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1 say ur crushes name 10 times
2 go to where u can change password in ur phone
3 change password while closing ur eyes and saying ur crushes name
4 immediately close ur phone while saying a day u want to go out with him/her.
5 try to open ur phone.
6 realize u can't because u don't remember the password u put in.
7 get really depressed and try to jailbreak ur phone
8 realize u can't and throw away ur phone because you've been trolled

( ur crush will spill hot coffee on ur lap on the day u chose
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Hot pockets flush pockets dead pockets
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hot pocket is life
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I like that he talks in third person. As the audience
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Are you a cumeden
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smilymoe
Bacon to bacon time space contium
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Hot pockets
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I always die laughing every time I listen to him
He is so damn funny
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Ok I think this makes my throat want to scream for help he's so fun. I have dreams of this cloud of laughter fall on my head and everything goes black and I died from laughter! P.S. I bet you could died from listening to him.....
He awesome
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The beans are awesome..... . .
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GAF YOUR THE BEST....HOT POCKET!!
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i love him, freaking perfect
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I was laughing so much
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Scrounging for the fry crumbs
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pale people unitee!!!
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He so chill
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Love it
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I f**king hate it
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nightcruiser 3 4
What is he talking about?That comment was totally unrelated to the topic. Hahaha.
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Ha ha
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He cracks me up!
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Camping: I love Jim Gaffigan's comedy
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jim is the man. best comedian out right now!!!!!
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He's sooo pale
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Funny
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Lol
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Wow
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HOOOOOOT POckeeeeeTs! ! ! ! ! !
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jreimer70
������������ c a n t i o n a chance with funny humor please screshine avised it's funny it will burst you face out
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larkinfelts
Just listen to his voice
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ewolfenden
How the hell is he gay? Larkinfelts u r weird
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btoygtoyktoy
He's very funny and he's my favorite over Brian regan
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larkinfelts
This guy's gayer than Elton John
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ewolfenden
Ahalofan33 why do u hate jim?
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F**k him gaffingin
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Hilarious ��
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ewolfenden
This is a quote out of Don't Want To Smell. "I am going to wash ur body… ( creepy voice) while u sleep"

PS: he is funny
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Ryanlane26. Don't be a hater!
Jim Gaffigan is making his living like any other person trying to make his way.(+ he is HILARIOUS):)
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He's awesome
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He sucks!!!!
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So FUNNNNNNNNYY Y Y Y Y Y Y Y ! ! ! I love the Dominos pasta bread bowl
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