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Jim Gaffigan

A dry and clever standup comedian who's hateful toward Hot Pockets and proud to be pale, Jim Gaffigan is a regular on the late-night talk show circuit and an in-demand actor as well. After his first appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman, Letterman himself asked Gaffigan to develop a show for Letterman's production company, World Wide Pants. Although the show, Welcome to New York, didn't work out, Gaffigan's talent was recognized and soon he was making appearances on The Ellen Show, Ed, Law and Order, Sex and the City, and That '70s Show. During this time, Gaffigan released four CDs of his standup on his own label and worked in films, with small roles in Three Kings, Road Trip, and Igby Goes Down. In 2004 he signed a deal with Comedy Central that would include a successful television special and his CD debut for the label, Doin' My Time. The CD included Gaffigan's soon to be famous routine on the dangers of eating Hot Pockets. MP3s of the routine would be attached to numerous e-mails and traded on the Internet before Gaffigan would return in 2006 with his Beyond the Pale CD, DVD, and television special. Bowling, bacon, and the Waffle House chain of restaurants were some of the topics covered on his 2009 release, King Baby. Returning to this theme, his 2012 effort Mr. Universe included the track titles "McDonalds," "Subway," and "Dominos." "Donuts," "Fried Bread," and "Kobe Beef" all appeared on 2014's Obsessed, an album that kicked off with the track "Can't Stop Eating." ~ David Jeffries, Rovi
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lolololololo l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l
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My wife wants to know, Jim: is your last name REALLY Gaffigan??
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His rid on McDonalds is not only hilarious, it's EVEN HANDED. Maybe that is the definition of good comedy. Or good ANYTHING in media, for that matter. And rare. Yes, JESUS was a good carpenter... But, on following the Hollywood set being the soulish equivalent of McDonalds (I'd say it's far worse), Jim, ur right on!
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F**kin beast
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burnside93
Ehh...
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connor.hutch i n s o n 2 6
So funny
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Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you don't post this you will die in 2 days. Now you've started reading so don't stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 songs in 143 minutes. When done press f6 and your lover's name will come on the screen in big letters. This is so scary because if actually works
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i think he gets better and better with each album
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Do you think Jared is Back there? C'mon Jared we all struggle.
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That is crap redtail323
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redtail323
Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of you life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you don't post this you will die in 2 days. Now you've started reading so don't stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 songs in 143 minutes. When done press f6 and your lover's name will come on the screen in big letters. This is so scary because it actually works
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taypastry
tpali18 u copied that other dood down the list u /3 ps I tried it it did not work lol also harry potter is the best name I have seen so far ()_()
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(------) derp
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I'm not even on a computer so derp offf
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Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of you life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you don't post this you will die in 2 days. Now you've started reading so don't stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 songs in 143 minutes. When done press f6 and your lover's name will come on the screen in big letters. This is so scary because it actually works
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why talk about that on Jim chat?
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Why wood u use this
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Resend if u love bacon... he has teached me the art of time travel...I'm a god !!!!!!!!!!!
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HOT POCKET
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willysxj
He is funny but would be better if he didn't do the light-voice comments on his own jokes.
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I can never eat hot pockets again
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(:) (:)@ bunny wabbit (=
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I'll meet up with you guys later I got the bonus fry
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He's my favorite comedian
Thank you Jim Gaffigan
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Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of you life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you don't post this you will die in 2 days. Now you've started reading so don't stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 songs in 143 minutes. When done press f6 and your lover's name will come on the screen in big letters. This is so scary because it actually works
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You make my day
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You are so funny i love your spay cheese and delivery one lol SO FUNNNY i know right its like tell you something you don't know haha
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I love your story I'm a Manatee ��
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You bring me up Jim!
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As I said on weird al yankovic #funny
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BACON! ��❤️��❤️
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this guy is great
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hot pockets are so good tho
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On Netflix I saw his m,r universe never laughed so much in my life thanks for keeping it clean jim
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Mt.Rushmore woo
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rhythmaker07
Jim, I know you love bacon...but because of BACON AND MCDONALD'S.. . I was late to church last Wednesday lol...for a split second I became a "Baconhater" . . . a n d then I realized I needed to repent...we love you Jim!! Keep doing your thing!
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Hot pocket;)
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SO FUNNY!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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I was working out and working out (part 1) started playing ��
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Diarrhea pockets
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vroysfan
I've always end loved him. I also saw him live at indiana state fair
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I'm a catholic but it's funny ��
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thenning0829
HAAA
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HE FUNNY!!!!
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Amazing
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just plain funny and true
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annmarie_bee 2 8
He hilarious���
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Dont read this cause it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest possible friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the bwst day of your life. However if you dont post this in the next143 minutes you will die in 2 days. Now you started reading this dont stop. This is scary but put this on at least 5 songs in 143 minutes. When you are done press f6 and your lovers name will come on the screen in big letters. This is so scary it actually works.
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He's great.
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Amazing man
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