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Jim Gaffigan

A dry and clever standup comedian who's hateful toward Hot Pockets and proud to be pale, Jim Gaffigan is a regular on the late-night talk show circuit and an in-demand actor as well. After his first appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman, Letterman himself asked Gaffigan to develop a show for Letterman's production company, World Wide Pants. Although the show, Welcome to New York, didn't work out, Gaffigan's talent was recognized and soon he was making appearances on The Ellen Show, Ed, Law and Order, Sex and the City, and That '70s Show. During this time, Gaffigan released four CDs of his standup on his own label and worked in films, with small roles in Three Kings, Road Trip, and Igby Goes Down. In 2004 he signed a deal with Comedy Central that would include a successful television special and his CD debut for the label, Doin' My Time. The CD included Gaffigan's soon to be famous routine on the dangers of eating Hot Pockets. MP3s of the routine would be attached to numerous e-mails and traded on the Internet before Gaffigan would return in 2006 with his Beyond the Pale CD, DVD, and television special. Bowling, bacon, and the Waffle House chain of restaurants were some of the topics covered on his 2009 release, King Baby. Returning to this theme, his 2012 effort Mr. Universe included the track titles "McDonalds," "Subway," and "Dominos." "Donuts," "Fried Bread," and "Kobe Beef" all appeared on 2014's Obsessed, an album that kicked off with the track "Can't Stop Eating." ~ David Jeffries, Rovi
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He's here! He's here! The guy is here, what do we do! What did he get us? Hot Pockets. O_O. BURN HIM.
Hoooooooot Pockeeeeet *shoves head in a toilet*
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This is my favorite one lolol
this guy is too funny man
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Ikr.. I can't even take care of myself! xD
me nether! I could not do it
Emmy your right I wouldn't be able to take care of five kids
I could not handle that. Applaud Jim gaffigan..
5 kids O.o how about no??
It ain't brain surgery hey IMA brain surgeon
This. Dude. Is. So. Funny.
He is sooooooooooo FUNNY!!! :-D
Cinnabon.... He makes me hungry. All of his skits contains...
Bathroom walls are da besttt!! xD
1. Kiss your hand 2.go jump off a cliff 2. Do it 2345 more times 3. CHAIN COMMENTS SUCK
He is hilarious and fat I love it!
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This guy is funny ;)hahahahaha h a h a h a h a h a
Hands down, one of the best and most relative comedians
Jim Gaffigan is the reason I found one of my best guy friends, if it wasn't for him, we would have never talked
hey i took a shower
eh time for bed
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This is not fake apparently if you copy and paste this on ten comments u will have the best day of your life tomorrow. U will either be asked out or kissed if u break this chain you will see a little girl in ur window tonight. In the next 53 minutes someone will say I love you or I'm sorry
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Its funny cos I use to be a bag boy.
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I love it I heard it once and I cracked up hard
Made me laugh so hard
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He is the best fuc king comedian ever
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Jim gaffigan is the best. But why do you think he's gay???
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This is not a fake apparently if u copy and past this on ten comments u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. U will either be asked out or kissed if u break this chain you will see a little girl in ur window tonight. In the next 53 minutes someone will either say I love you or I'm sorry
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Jesus was an excellent carpenter
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I think it's interesting to hear his old stuff, and hear him curse.
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The nasty part of the crab that your not supposed to eat I think it's called ALL OF IT
1.kiss your left hand 2. Say your crushes name 3. Shut your hand 4. Say a school day 5. Say your name 6. Open your hand 7. STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO CHAIN COMMENTS!!!
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Hoooooott Pockets! Diarrhea pocket! Dead pocket!
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