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Jim Gaffigan

A dry and clever standup comedian who's hateful toward Hot Pockets and proud to be pale, Jim Gaffigan is a regular on the late-night talk show circuit and an in-demand actor as well. After his first appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman, Letterman himself asked Gaffigan to develop a show for Letterman's production company, World Wide Pants. Although the show, Welcome to New York, didn't work out, Gaffigan's talent was recognized and soon he was making appearances on The Ellen Show, Ed, Law and Order, Sex and the City, and That '70s Show. During this time, Gaffigan released four CDs of his standup on his own label and worked in films, with small roles in Three Kings, Road Trip, and Igby Goes Down. In 2004 he signed a deal with Comedy Central that would include a successful television special and his CD debut for the label, Doin' My Time. The CD included Gaffigan's soon to be famous routine on the dangers of eating Hot Pockets. MP3s of the routine would be attached to numerous e-mails and traded on the Internet before Gaffigan would return in 2006 with his Beyond the Pale CD, DVD, and television special. Bowling, bacon, and the Waffle House chain of restaurants were some of the topics covered on his 2009 release, King Baby. Returning to this theme, his 2012 effort Mr. Universe included the track titles "McDonalds," "Subway," and "Dominos." "Donuts," "Fried Bread," and "Kobe Beef" all appeared on 2014's Obsessed, an album that kicked off with the track "Can't Stop Eating." ~ David Jeffries
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Selected Discography

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Track List: Obsessed

1. Can't Stop Eating

2. Fruits & Vegetables

3. Donuts

4. Southern Food

5. Fried Bread

6. Weddings

7. Live Longer

8. Don't Want To Smell

9. Victoria's Secret

10. Seafood

11. Chinese Desserts

12. Kobe Beef

13. Hot Dogs & Buffalo Wings

14. Bars

15. Public Restrooms

16. 5 Kids

17. Cancer

18. Babies Are Magic

19. Mt. Rushmore

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Track List: Mr. Universe

1. 4 Kids

2. Disney

3. Photos

4. Working Out

5. Bodybuilders

6. McDonald's

7. Shoes

8. Hotel

9. Hotel Pools

10. Whales

11. Domino's

12. Subway

13. Vitamins

14. ExtenZe

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Track List: King Baby

1. Inside Voice

2. Bowling

3. Lazy

4. Escalators

5. Camping

6. Bed

7. Bacon

8. Ribs And Bologna

9. Recycling

10. Deodorant

11. Circumcision

12. Almost Heaven

13. House Guest

14. Dunkin' Donuts

15. Fast Food

16. Catsup

17. Waffle House

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Track List: Beyond The Pale

1. Opening

2. I Love Food

3. Packaging

4. The Grocery Store

5. Eat Like An American

6. Food Fast

7. Delivery

8. Spray Cheese

9. The Case Against Cinnabons

10. Dessert

11. Cake

12. Holidays

13. Presents

14. Eat Vegetarian

15. Steak And Salad

16. Eat Healthy

17. Hot Pockets

18. Weird

19. Catholic

20. Heaven

21. Jesus, Mary And Joseph

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Track List: Doing My Time

1. Elton John

2. Recessive Genes

3. Got Married

4. Having My Baby

5. Beautiful

6. Midwest Thang

7. Hoooot Pocket!

8. Future Pope

9. Slumberland

10. Guy With The Red Umbrella

11. Anti-Reading

12. I'm A Manatee

13. Gravy Drinker

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I would say before because that was in like 2008...ish?
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was this before or after the whole Jared incident when he mentions him?
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or not because this is a joke
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You will be kissed on the nearest Friday so go post this 5 times or you will die in 2 days
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You will be kissed on the nearest Friday so go post this 5 times or you will die in 2 days
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His Jared jokes are some how funnier now.
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jreimer70
Hairy fat back bacon sounds disgusting
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"They ruined camping for me." Lol
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Crazy stuff
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Don't try this you will be kissed on the nearest Friday and if you don't answer this in 143 minutes you will die in 2 days don't stop and it actually works
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HAHAHA He is HILARIOUS
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Hi we got disconnected . I'm the guy with the small penis
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Love the blueberry stuffed-glac e d , really big, puffy and gooey-messy especially when I'm NOT hungry.
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This guy is as good as it gets
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He is a boss
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This guy is so awesome.
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I'm going to say this here, in how's the he sees it. But, a dude actually made a video game controller accessory that holds the hot pocket while you're playing and you can move the hot pocket up as you eat it. I love hot pockets, but his bits on it are hilarious and I want him to do a whole sketch on this hot pocket genius contraption
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BAAAAAAAAAAA A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N
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Dis dude is funny
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mirtaroe
Heck YEAH!!
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Cancer.
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I love Jim, he is hilarious
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Amazing Jim Love that guy best comedian then comes Brian Regan
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SOOOOOOO funny
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HOT FKN POCKETS BABY!
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HAHA!!!
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Look out MC griddle, here come the doughnut ham hamburger! Lol!
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Two words:��Hot Pocket��
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He is so funny
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The pig is truly a wonderful animal it turns an Apple into BAAAAAACCCCC C O O O O O O O O N N N N N N N
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Hot pocket! : )
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The best comedian. Ever.
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iPhone 5
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Awesome person
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So funny. Bacon >. <
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Very funny
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ha ha
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This is so �� I might die.
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He reminds me of America from Hetalia
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This guy is comedy gold
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Ha ha ha
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Jim makes me LAUGH - igan
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He is amazing :)
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funniest comedian
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