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Jim Gaffigan

A dry and clever standup comedian who's hateful toward Hot Pockets and proud to be pale, Jim Gaffigan is a regular on the late-night talk show circuit and an in-demand actor as well. After his first appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman, Letterman himself asked Gaffigan to develop a show for Letterman's production company, World Wide Pants. Although the show, Welcome to New York, didn't work out, Gaffigan's talent was recognized and soon he was making appearances on The Ellen Show, Ed, Law and Order, Sex and the City, and That '70s Show. During this time, Gaffigan released four CDs of his standup on his own label and worked in films, with small roles in Three Kings, Road Trip, and Igby Goes Down. In 2004 he signed a deal with Comedy Central that would include a successful television special and his CD debut for the label, Doin' My Time. The CD included Gaffigan's soon to be famous routine on the dangers of eating Hot Pockets. MP3s of the routine would be attached to numerous e-mails and traded on the Internet before Gaffigan would return in 2006 with his Beyond the Pale CD, DVD, and television special. Bowling, bacon, and the Waffle House chain of restaurants were some of the topics covered on his 2009 release, King Baby. Returning to this theme, his 2012 effort Mr. Universe included the track titles "McDonalds," "Subway," and "Dominos." "Donuts," "Fried Bread," and "Kobe Beef" all appeared on 2014's Obsessed, an album that kicked off with the track "Can't Stop Eating." ~ David Jeffries
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Selected Discography

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Track List: Obsessed

1. Can't Stop Eating

2. Fruits & Vegetables

3. Donuts

4. Southern Food

5. Fried Bread

6. Weddings

7. Live Longer

8. Don't Want To Smell

9. Victoria's Secret

10. Seafood

11. Chinese Desserts

12. Kobe Beef

13. Hot Dogs & Buffalo Wings

14. Bars

15. Public Restrooms

16. 5 Kids

17. Cancer

18. Babies Are Magic

19. Mt. Rushmore

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Track List: Mr. Universe

1. 4 Kids

2. Disney

3. Photos

4. Working Out

5. Bodybuilders

6. McDonald's

7. Shoes

8. Hotel

9. Hotel Pools

10. Whales

11. Domino's

12. Subway

13. Vitamins

14. ExtenZe

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Track List: King Baby

1. Inside Voice

2. Bowling

3. Lazy

4. Escalators

5. Camping

6. Bed

7. Bacon

8. Ribs And Bologna

9. Recycling

10. Deodorant

11. Circumcision

12. Almost Heaven

13. House Guest

14. Dunkin' Donuts

15. Fast Food

16. Catsup

17. Waffle House

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Track List: Beyond The Pale

1. Opening

2. I Love Food

3. Packaging

4. The Grocery Store

5. Eat Like An American

6. Food Fast

7. Delivery

8. Spray Cheese

9. The Case Against Cinnabons

10. Dessert

11. Cake

12. Holidays

13. Presents

14. Eat Vegetarian

15. Steak And Salad

16. Eat Healthy

17. Hot Pockets

18. Weird

19. Catholic

20. Heaven

21. Jesus, Mary And Joseph

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Track List: Doing My Time

1. Elton John

2. Recessive Genes

3. Got Married

4. Having My Baby

5. Beautiful

6. Midwest Thang

7. Hoooot Pocket!

8. Future Pope

9. Slumberland

10. Guy With The Red Umbrella

11. Anti-Reading

12. I'm A Manatee

13. Gravy Drinker

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Just had wendys
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BACON!!!!!
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do you smell bacon?
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Cool :)
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Some you are idiots like Jim with your. Dumb A** comments. Wtf is matter with your stypid a**'s
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Jim gaffigan you are the best
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Don't read this. You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Don't stop reading. Put this comment on 15 other songs in 143 minutes. When you are done press the space bar on your screen and your crushes name will appear in big letters on your screen.
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He's hilarious, I've listened to comedy for two hours
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I'm on a see food diet if see food I eat it
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Hi
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I love JG
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I wish we had domino's were I live
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I love King Baby!
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My friend bought me a hot poket and it went bye bye and to the hobos
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I love him so much! He is the only person that makes me laugh
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Hilarious
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He is good, but, he is kinda being mean.
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Lol. JG is my fav comedian.
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Stupid f**k
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This guy is awesome. My dad showed him to me and he was the first comedian I listened to. He's hilarious!
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I cant ise these chopsticks
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This guy is an amazing comeden ::>
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Well McDonald's wouldn't want you because you're a dick
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No dad I'm vegetarian
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NO SON OF MINE WILL BE GAY
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I ate a hot pocket this morning lol I threw up������
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HOT POCKET DEAD POCKET
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Did Canada invade?!
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Hilarious !
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I'll take Pie!!!!
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Bread bowl diet
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Shut up hot pocket lova
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I hate this guy. He's not that funny at all
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Bologna haters...
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Favorite Comedian, Hilarious as fudge
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Hot Pockets

Hot Pockets for Breakfast
Hot Pockets for lunch and be dead by dinner
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