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Jim Gaffigan

A dry and clever standup comedian who's hateful toward Hot Pockets and proud to be pale, Jim Gaffigan is a regular on the late-night talk show circuit and an in-demand actor as well. After his first appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman, Letterman himself asked Gaffigan to develop a show for Letterman's production company, World Wide Pants. Although the show, Welcome to New York, didn't work out, Gaffigan's talent was recognized and soon he was making appearances on The Ellen Show, Ed, Law and Order, Sex and the City, and That '70s Show. During this time, Gaffigan released four CDs of his standup on his own label and worked in films, with small roles in Three Kings, Road Trip, and Igby Goes Down. In 2004 he signed a deal with Comedy Central that would include a successful television special and his CD debut for the label, Doin' My Time. The CD included Gaffigan's soon to be famous routine on the dangers of eating Hot Pockets. MP3s of the routine would be attached to numerous e-mails and traded on the Internet before Gaffigan would return in 2006 with his Beyond the Pale CD, DVD, and television special. Bowling, bacon, and the Waffle House chain of restaurants were some of the topics covered on his 2009 release, King Baby. Returning to this theme, his 2012 effort Mr. Universe included the track titles "McDonalds," "Subway," and "Dominos." "Donuts," "Fried Bread," and "Kobe Beef" all appeared on 2014's Obsessed, an album that kicked off with the track "Can't Stop Eating." ~ David Jeffries
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Selected Discography

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Track List: Obsessed

1. Can't Stop Eating

2. Fruits & Vegetables

3. Donuts

4. Southern Food

5. Fried Bread

6. Weddings

7. Live Longer

8. Don't Want To Smell

9. Victoria's Secret

10. Seafood

11. Chinese Desserts

12. Kobe Beef

13. Hot Dogs & Buffalo Wings

14. Bars

15. Public Restrooms

16. 5 Kids

17. Cancer

18. Babies Are Magic

19. Mt. Rushmore

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Track List: Mr. Universe

1. 4 Kids

2. Disney

3. Photos

4. Working Out

5. Bodybuilders

6. McDonald's

7. Shoes

8. Hotel

9. Hotel Pools

10. Whales

11. Domino's

12. Subway

13. Vitamins

14. ExtenZe

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Track List: King Baby

1. Inside Voice

2. Bowling

3. Lazy

4. Escalators

5. Camping

6. Bed

7. Bacon

8. Ribs And Bologna

9. Recycling

10. Deodorant

11. Circumcision

12. Almost Heaven

13. House Guest

14. Dunkin' Donuts

15. Fast Food

16. Catsup

17. Waffle House

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Track List: Beyond The Pale

1. Opening

2. I Love Food

3. Packaging

4. The Grocery Store

5. Eat Like An American

6. Food Fast

7. Delivery

8. Spray Cheese

9. The Case Against Cinnabons

10. Dessert

11. Cake

12. Holidays

13. Presents

14. Eat Vegetarian

15. Steak And Salad

16. Eat Healthy

17. Hot Pockets

18. Weird

19. Catholic

20. Heaven

21. Jesus, Mary And Joseph

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Track List: Doing My Time

1. Elton John

2. Recessive Genes

3. Got Married

4. Having My Baby

5. Beautiful

6. Midwest Thang

7. Hoooot Pocket!

8. Future Pope

9. Slumberland

10. Guy With The Red Umbrella

11. Anti-Reading

12. I'm A Manatee

13. Gravy Drinker

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aww man i love waffle house :/
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Pandora has comedians on here too......... . . . . . . . . . *facepalm*
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He is a comedian.You did create a comedy station right?
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Why is Jim in pandora if he doesn't sing? What is he for ads?
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Hmmmhmm "ball in the bag"
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Hot pocket
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One of my favorite comedians " it's only a dollar"
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Jim never fails to make me laugh!! XD
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Be calm
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Fruit: Good
Cake: Great
Fruitcake: NastyCrap!!
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If you don't like Jim, you have a sh!++¥ sense of humor.
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Ya, but JIM GAFFIGAN does NOT suck...haha
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Hey! This guy was on That 70's Show at some point!
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Don't read this. You will be kissed by your crush on the nearest Friday by the love of your life. don't stop this is freaky. But if you read this and ignore it you will have bad luck. Put this on 10 other songs in 143 minutes when you are done press the space bar and your crush name will appear on the screen. This is so creepy it actually works
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Jin gaffigan sucks
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Brian Reagan same
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Him and Brian Reagan are my favorite two comedians. They're both hilarious. This is one of my favorites of his material, YOU GO JIM!!!
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Even when in working out at the gym. I am watching TV! YEAH IM GOING TO EAT THAT!!
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Omg I'm dying!!!!
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I'm surprised this guy is even on Pandora. ಠ_ಠ
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He's hilarious! LOL. I LOVE FOOD!
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Oh my gosh this dude is hilarious!
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Lmao we wouldn't know when breakfast ends if it wasn't for McDonalds lol
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He is so funny
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"Free lettuce? No way!!!"
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this guy is funny
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