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Jackie Martling

A longtime fixture of radio's Howard Stern Show, comedian Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling was born and raised on Long Island, NY, earning a degree in mechanical engineering from Michigan State University in 1971. He initially pursued a career in rock & roll with his college band the Pillowcayse, and after relocating to Denver, CO, in 1973, he formed a new group, the Off-Hours Rockers; however, Martling always harbored a love for comedy, and was famed among his friends for a seemingly inexhaustible supply of jokes. After the band dissolved in 1978, he began working comic bits into his solo musical act, eventually trying out his stand-up routine on open-mike night at New York City's Catch a Rising Star. He continued polishing his craft in small clubs, and in 1979 issued his debut LP, What Did You Expect? Martling released two more albums, 1980's Goin' Ape! and 1981's Normal People Are People You Don't Know That Well, sending all three records to then-unknown New York radio personality Howard Stern. By 1986, he was a full-time member of Stern's show, later becoming the program's head writer. Despite call-in listeners' regular admonition "Eff Jackie!," Martling enjoyed sufficient popularity to issue a series of new comedy records, among them Sgt. Pecker, Hot Dogs & Donuts, Snart, and The Very Best of Jackie Martling's Talking Joke Book Cassettes, Vol. 1, and maintained a steady schedule of live dates as well. ~ Jason Ankeny
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Selected Discography

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Track List: The Music From Jackie's Joke Hunt

1. And I'm Thinkin' About You

2. Dr. John's Patio

3. Fool's Gold (Instrumental)

4. Ice Cream (Instrumental)

5. Morning Sun

6. Bridgitte's Luncheonette

7. Saturday (Instrumental)

8. Peanut Butter & Jelly (Instrumental)

9. The Joke Hunt End Theme

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Track List: What Did You Expect? (Explicit)

1. The Enlisted Bed Wetter's Waltz

2. Urine The Army Now

3. She Can't Wrestle

4. But You Ought To See Her Box

5. The Ballad Of The Dated Divorcee

6. It Had To Be Used

7. I've Grown Accustomed To My Fist

8. You Can Pick Your Nose

9. And You Can Pick Your Friends

10. But You Can't Wipe Your Friends On The Couch

11. I Laid My Peach On The Beach

12. And Got Sand In The Fuzz

13. Legs Are A Girl's Best Friend

14. But Even The Best Of Friends Must Soon Part

15. If You Knew Susie Like I Know Susie

16. You'd Need Some Of This Lotion Too

17. The Saran Wrap Stomp

18. Lipstick On My Dipstick

19. Music To Vacuum By

20. Use Your FInger

21. 516-922-WINE

22. Come On!

23. Virgins And Vultures

24. Some Of The Language On This Album

25. May Be Objectionable

26. To Children Under 16 Years Of Age

27. If They Were Raised In A Closet

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Track List: Goin' Ape

1. Goin' Ape!

2. I Dreamt I Was Awake

3. And When I Woke

4. I Was Asleep

5. Memories Of Things To Come

6. Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex

7. But Were Afraid To Eat

8. If The Russians Attack The Finns From The Rear

9. Will Greece Help?

10. Since I'm Going Overseas

11. Baby, Won't You Please Come Across??

12. The Beefstew Backup

13. She'll Be Coming Like A Fountain When She Comes

14. The Oriental Grocery Store Stomp

15. Sit On My Face And Let Me Guess Your Weight

16. If I Had It To Do All Over

17. I'd Do It All Over You

18. She Sits Among The Cabbages And Peas

19. Strangers In My Mouth

20. How You Gonna Keep 'Em Down On The Farm

21. After They've Seen The Farm

22. A Safe DIstance From Genius

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Track List: Normal People

1. Normal People

2. Are People You Don't Know That Well

3. King Of The X-Rated One Liners

4. Never Issue An Ultimatum

5. Or Else!

6. I'll Never Forget What's Her Name

7. You Were Never Lovelier

8. And I Think It Stinks

9. I Used To Kiss Her On The Lips

10. But It's All Over Now

11. Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Oral Sex

12. But Were Afraid To Ask With Your Mouth Full

13. In The Outhouse Of Life

14. You Were A Splinter In My A**

15. My Son, The Daughter

16. Off Hour Rockers And Oglio

17. Support Live Entertainment

18. Buy My Album

19. Jackie "922-WINE" Martling

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Track List: Snart (Explicit)

1. Testaments & Tinsel

2. Wagers & Weavers

3. Surprisers & Snoozers

4. Dodgers & Decoys

5. Assblasters & The Ambidextrous

6. Stoners & Smackers

7. Playboys & Plotters

8. Dozers & Drippers

9. Turd Rustlers & Teetotalers

10. Pretenders & Patrons

11. Surprisers & Shorties

12. Sirens & Savers

13. Toasters & Twisters

14. Whiners & Wheedlers

15. Cocksmen & Counters

16. Lusters & Liars

17. Husbands & Hustlers

18. Drillers & Dooters

19. Fibbers & Fraidy Cats

20. Choppers & Chowers

21. Expanders & Exes

22. Pals & Patients

23. Spouses & Spurters

24. Spillers & Spitters

25. Pluggers & Playmates

26. And I'm Thinkin' About You

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Track List: Happy Endings

1. The Bad, Bad Timin' In The Monologue Of Life Blues

2. And I'm Thinkin' About You

3. Let The Rain Fall Down

4. Butch's Song

5. Around Every Bend

6. La Te Da

7. The Ballad Of The Travelin' Salesman

8. Joggin'

9. The Beer Song

10. Charlies Shuffle

11. Three Days Rest

12. The Fussy Woman Blues

13. And I'm Dialing You

14. Brigitte's Luncheonette

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Track List: GrossMaster Jr.

1. Laugh With Me (11 Jokes) (Album Version)

2. Laugh With Me 2 (11 Jokes) (Album Version)

3. Laugh With Me 3 (11 Jokes) (Album Version)

4. Laugh With Me 4 (11 Jokes) (Album Version)

5. Laugh With Me 5 (11 Jokes) (Album Version)

6. Laugh With Me 6 (11 Jokes) (Album Version)

7. Laugh With Me 7 (11 Jokes)

8. Laugh With Me 8 (11 Jokes) (Album Version)

9. Laugh With Me 9 (11 Jokes) (Album Version)

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Track List: JokeMaster Jr.

1. Lots Of Fun (11 Jokes) (Album Version)

2. Lots Of Fun 2 (11 Jokes) (Album Version)

3. Lots Of Fun 3 (11 Jokes) (Album Version)

4. Lots Of Fun 4 (11 Jokes) (Album Version)

5. Lots Of Fun 5 (11 Jokes) (Album Version)

6. Lots Of Fun 6 (11 Jokes) (Album Version)

7. Lots Of Fun 7 (11 Jokes) (Album Version)

8. Lots Of Fun 8 (11 Jokes) (Album Version)

9. Lots Of Fun 9 (11 Jokes) (Album Version)

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Track List: F. Jackie

1. Shouters & Specials

2. Fixers & Fighters

3. Invaders & Interjectors

4. Knobs & Gnashers

5. Lizards & Loungers

6. Imbibers & Idiots

7. Dooties & Deception

8. Scavengers & Servers

9. Coffins & Calculus

10. Pesterers & Pushers

11. Curers & Carnivals

12. Smoochers & Smellers

13. Tasters & Toters

14. Partners & Posers

15. Travelers & Tube Steaks

16. Boozers & B******es

17. Chokers & Chewers

18. Sharers & Soloists

19. Halitosis & The Handicapped

20. Cornholers & Confederates

21. Taverns & Transplants

22. Dunkers & Delicacies

23. Donors & Disgust

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Track List: Come Again

1. Lids & Lads

2. Ghosts & Gunk

3. Guzzlers & Gringos

4. Dopes & Danglers

5. Bags & Beasts

6. Jilters & Jerkers

7. Squawkers & Salamis

8. Superiors & Stuffers

9. Potions & Preachers

10. Sewers & Swiggers

11. Pissers & Parkers

12. Sippers & Soakers

13. Mobsters & Monarchs

14. Fools & The Faithful

15. Callers & Coaxers

16. Bunnies & Blockers

17. Smilers & Swatters

18. Wankers & Wipers

19. Cheaters & Chompers

20. Shoppers & Sisters

21. Fool's Gold

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Track List: Hot Dogs And Donuts

1. Poops & Probes

2. Jammers & Geniuses

3. Smooches & Stammers

4. Munchers & Mares

5. Nips & Necklaces

6. Odors & Officers

7. Eaters & Errors

8. Contemplators & Calculators

9. Abstainers & Architects

10. Condiments & Compliments

11. Barf & Breadwinners

12. Humpers & Holders

13. Clammers & Chubbies

15. Chasers & Cruisers

16. Pullers & Puppets

17. Gamblers & Grunters

18. Pooches & Perverts

19. Semen & Showmen

21. Pharmacists & Fishes

22. Polin' The Colon

23. Squirters & Soilers

24. Siblings & Surprises

25. Leches & Lures

26. Tears & Trades

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Track List: Sgt. Pecker

1. Meatballs & Monkeys

2. Canines & Canyons

3. Rags & Racers

4. Habits & Heroes

5. Myths & Moms

6. Trips & Traps

7. Pigs & Pee

8. Herds & Hookers

9. Lovers & Litters

10. Diapers & Diggers

11. Stoppers & Stingers

12. Fowls & Fatsos

13. Digits & Dweebs

14. Dinosaurs & Daddies

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aaron_woodar d
What's for dinner, Batman? Lol
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Big fan
Long time listener
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johnjvalenci a
"F Jackie"
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omg
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Fried
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rvegawa
No one delivers a joke like Jackie. In my opinion he's the best. I hold him in the highest regards. Oh and by the way "F Jackie"
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Love this station. .
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F Jackie
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I have to see this guy live. Always knew there was a reason I loved listening to Howard Stern back in the day.
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He is funnier than hell
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He's funny
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Funny as hell
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deemthehero
Jackie Martling? SKIP!
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he'd be funnier if he didn't laugh at his own jokes
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Oh god he had me in tears XD.
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I love this man. He's the best comedian of all time. Long live Jackie!!
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Jackie is great. I went to Michigan a State with him. Thom F
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Lol you dick taste like s**t ya the dog didnt want to hunt either
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Love the joke man if he's still doing stand up i would love to go see him someday
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I just heard this guy for the first time...he's hilarious
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good s**t ! side splitting comedy but need different jokes .. need to put more of Jackie's jokes on here. always playing the same ones
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brian07858
Beautiful
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dwildpgh
Jackie is great...I love how he laughs at his own jokes
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WoW lol

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