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David Cross

Comedian David Cross channeled his rage and frustration with the state of post-9/11 America into some of the most potent and profane standup of the Bush era. Born April 4, 1964, in Atlanta, Cross briefly attended Massachusetts' Emerson College before dropping out to launch his standup career. After relocating to Los Angeles he was tapped as a writer for the Fox network's fledgling sketch comedy series The Ben Stiller Show, making a handful of cameo appearances onscreen before the program was unceremoniously canceled in 1993. Cross and Ben Stiller Show co-star Bob Odenkirk resurfaced on HBO in 1995 with their own sketch series, the groundbreaking Mr. Show with Bob and David. The program later spawned a feature film, Run Ronnie Run, which languished on the New Line Cinema shelf for years before finally earning a direct-to-DVD release, prompting writers/stars Cross and Odenkirk to disown the finished cut.

By this time Cross was already a familiar presence onscreen, earning small roles in films including the 1997 smash Men in Black as well as guest appearances on television sitcoms like NewsRadio, The Drew Carey Show, and Just Shoot Me. He also maintained a thriving standup career, and in 1999 headlined his own HBO comedy special, The Pride Is Back. In 2002, Cross released his first standup CD, Shut Up, You F**king Baby!, on Sub Pop, earning a Grammy Award nomination for Best Comedy Album. A DVD, Let America Laugh, appeared a year later. Also in 2003 he was cast as flamboyant "analrapist" and aspiring actor Tobias Fünke in the much-celebrated Fox sitcom Arrested Development. It's Not Funny followed in 2004. In 2007 he played the role of Allen Ginsberg in the Bob Dylan biopic I’m Not There, and a year later he voiced the part of Crane in the animated film Kung-Fu Panda. In 2010 the CD and/or DVD Bigger and Blackerer became his third Sub Pop release. ~ Jason Ankeny
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Selected Discography

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Track List: Bigger And Blackerer

2. If You Care

3. That One Show About Drugs And Stuff

4. Me And Drugs

5. Black Stuff

6. ...Or Worse

8. Silly Religious Crazies

9. Really Silly Religious Crazies. I Mean, Double, Triple Crazy!!

10. Random Goofabouts

11. I Can't Get Beer In Me...

12. Lesson Learned

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Track List: It's Not Funny

1. Certain Leaders In Government Look Or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References!

2. Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina And Anus!

3. A Rapid Series Of Comical Noises!

4. I've Taken A Popular Contemporary Pop Song And Changed The Lyrics To Comment On The Proliferation Of Starbucks In My Neighborhood!

5. Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little To Say In The Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant And Thus, Great Sources Of Ridicule!

6. My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said!

7. My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny!

9. Pandering To The Locals!

10. Even Though I Am In The Closet, That Won't Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs At The Expense Of Homosexuals!

11. Weathermen Have Become, For The Most Part, Obsolete!

12. When All Is Said And Done, I Am Lonely And Miserable And Barely Able To Mask My Contempt For The Audience As I Trot Out The Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since The Mid-Eighties!

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Track List: Shut Up, You F**king Baby! (Explicit)

Disc 1

1. Lunch With Frankenstein

2. Austin Powers Saying "Yeah Baby"

3. You Go Girl

4. Phone Call From A Cranky Terrorist

5. Sex On The Internet!?

6. Spiderman Vs. Batman Vs. Wonder Woman On The Rag

7. Shaving The Pope's P**sy

8. Monica Lewinsky And The Three Bears

9. Fake Tits/Real Beer

Disc 2

1. My Wife's Crazy!

2. Flying On A Mexican Plane

3. Abortion Doctor From Hell!

4. Socks And Shoes

5. My Daughter's First Date

6. Diarrhea Moustache

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David cross is too smart for some friggots
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Thats cuz he is zero lol
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Anyone else think he sounds like zero from san andreas?
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Great actor!!!! I love his style
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Oh yeah cookie or whatever his name is, definitely doesn't understand good no wait great comedic genius.
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I've been following Cross's career forever an laughed my a** off the whole way. Also if you haven't seen Run Ronnie Run you are doing yourself a great injustice, so find it anyway you can an watch it over an over again.
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I blue myself
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Arrested Development <3
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A little to political for my taste! But a very handsome young man nonetheless!
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Hilarious!! One of the greats
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This is insane!
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andrew-reill y
What a legend
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To think this guy was in A.) GTA San Andreas and B') Alvin and the Chipmunks
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theguat456
F**k
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Just a side point, he means Hasidic Jews, not orthodox. (I'm orthodox, I would know)
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Hand banana this guy is funny
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Wait just one second... Your name is COOKIES?? And your picture is a guy? Are you a man or a woman??
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I agree this guy is really good. Creed sucks for sure, too.
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Cookie...cmo n . Hes pissed for a good reason, hollywood and the government suck a**! We need more comics to flip the bird to the norm, ala the great late Bill Hicks. Just laugh dont hate :-P
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This guy is one of the reasons that I wish Pandora had a thumb down for artists... S**tty mean personality plus decent timing plus weak material equals not funny
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ymezegabe
F**KIN HILARIOUS
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Lol :)
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dlow1947
Mr. Show with bob odenkirk and David cross. Best sketch comedy EVER!!!!
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@Zach I think he is lester...
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Ohh Tobias, you Blow hard. You really are quite the cupid. You can zink your arrow into my buttocks any time...
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Tobias what the hell you doin here?
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momomixon
Who is the lady talking."Its so funny to look at"..She f**ked up the cd.
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He sounds like Lester from gta 5
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Amazing comic!
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basketboy.om i e
Seria..... He predicted it
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"F**K YOU MOTHER F**K, F**K YOU MOTHER F**K"
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Tobias what are you doin here
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info926980
Ya FALLOW birchrabbit ! Rite?
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Hey I live in Roswell.
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mattxmartin1 9
CI!!
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Was he in Alvin and the Chipminks?
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gringostroh
He's married to Amber Tamlyn
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Hes not. Hes my uncles cousin.
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Oh Tobias, you blow hard!!!
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Is he gay? I can't tell
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Fallow me
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sophia.atlas
: ( thats kind of mean to jews
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Gabriel Iglesias
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It's like this guy has a direct line in to my funny bone... Even his movie roles leave me hurting from laughter...
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Even if you don't agree with all of his politics, he can still make you laugh. I've followed his comedy career since Mr. Show, Arrested Development, Womdershozen etc. Thank you David. Cross for many laughs when I really needed them.
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kvesticle
If you don't like David Cross, then the terrorists have truly won.
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He is funny most of the time
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Bald douche.
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jackb7790
oh, its tobias
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Obviously Mr. Cross sucked off the right guy in Hollywood.
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