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The Atheist

Features of This Track

anecdotes
a sarcastic delivery
religious jokes
satirical observations
explicit content
2000s era comedy
many other comedic similarities

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The windex doesn't work... Say NO ONE BLESSES YOU,
A** lol
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lolzudropout
Clusterfuck is now my new favorite word
Lol
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caide77
What happens when you put it half way ?!?! I wanna know now !!!!!
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never put that s**t halfway bad things happen to good ppl xD lmao
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I think this is funny as hell and I'm athiest and yes I use religious words but I think wen u die u die lights out like Jewish people XD
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Sniper scope on windex
I love that lol
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I am an atheist and I find this hilarious I love it
Lol
I can't stop laughing
Love Dane cook
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I was just thinking about this one
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Damn right f**k all the people that are atheist and condisending to us who actually believe in God and heaven
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Is he actually an athiest
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Ok am not an atheist but what does happen when you dy
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As a f**king ficus!~
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lashawcross
......speaki n g as an atheist, mr. Reincarnated - a s - a - t r e e is fcking nuts
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I'm atheist, and I have to say, this is clever...
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I'm an atheist, and this is f**king funny xD
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follow me ill follow back
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this funny as hell
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@Abby :) ;) :) ;)
He's trying to make a joke, don't be so serious about it. Offensive? Don't listen to this station then.
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I didn't like this one: made fun of who I am, I'm 1/4 German, it's very offensive!!
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I love dane cook sooooooooooo o o o o o much
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17kcorfman
People like this give atheists a bad name. You don't notice the nice ones as much because when you say ''God bless you'', we say ''Thank you'', and move on with our lives.
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Atheist must be from r/atheism
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REALLY LOL!!!!!
"CHI-TOWN DJ." "DJ.M.SMOOTH . "
BLESSINGS & PEACE.
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God bless you
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Dope
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Sex
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Mc cluster f**k haha
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Windextor >:D
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LOL
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freakin hilarious!!! ! lolz
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f**k* dafuq phone?
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I'm an Atheist and find this funny as fun
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HE TOLD YOU NOT TO.
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love it lawlZ
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HILARIOUS

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