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Dane Cook

A knack for firing off cutting-edge, observational humor at a hyper pace took Dane Cook from small comedy clubs to the forefront of modern-day standup comedy in the 2000s. Born on March 18, 1972, the Boston native spent his teens studying the routines of past and present comics, honing the skills that would eventually help him issue the highest-charting comedy album (2005's Retaliation) in nearly 30 years. In 1998, a somewhat inexperienced Cook attended an open-mike event hosted by David Cross; he had no intention of taking the stage that night, but when Cross called out for "Earnest Glenn" and no one answered, Cook suddenly had a change of heart and presented himself as Glenn. The short set went extremely well, and thanks to the real Glenn's absence, Cook found the confidence to take his act public.

Cook strengthened his standup skills by learning the art of improv with Al and the Monkeys, a group he has described as being "like most improv groups, but funny." His solo act eventually became a local favorite and earned enough positive press to attract attention from several late-night television producers. Appearances on David Letterman's and Craig Kilborn's late-night shows followed, and in 2000 Comedy Central invited Cook to helm his own episode of Comedy Central Presents. From here, Cook's résumé filled up quickly with television appearances on The Tonight Show, Crank Yankers, and Suddenly Susan. He also enjoyed small roles in several movies, as well as a cameo in the music video for Smash Mouth's "All Star." By the time Cook released his debut album, Harmful If Swallowed, in 2003, he had already become a household name among dedicated comedy fans. The album greatly boosted Cook's profile, however, garnering platinum sales and lofting the comedian to full-fledged celebrity status.

Two years later, Cook's sophomore release, Retaliation, debuted in the Top Ten of the Billboard 200; the double-disc album went gold six days later and reached platinum status within six months, making Cook the highest-charting comedian since Steve Martin. More movies roles followed, including Employee of the Month, Mr. Brooks, and Good Luck Chuck. After releasing two humorous pop singles, neither of which saw much chart success, Cook issued his third comedy album, Rough Around the Edges: Live from Madison Square Garden, in fall 2007. His 2009 effort, ISolated INcident, was recorded in front of a much smaller audience and featured more personal material from the comedian. I Did My Best: Greatest Hits followed in 2010. ~ David Jeffries & Andrew Leahey, Rovi
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Ha ha holy crap...
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brandon13649
Hello!! Ima car!!!!
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LOL!!!!!!!
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Where's my ice cream?
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thejoester50 3
I would just like to say...OYSTER C * * K S !
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He is a good comedian, funny, and I love his movies, but he isn't as good as some comedians like tosh, and Louis ck
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Thats your opinion don't call him a s**tty person just because you don't like his jokes @kurt02-bach
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F**k Dane c**k he is a shity person and let me say that I do not get offended easily but I do not like him at all. Ps he stole some louis ck's jokes.
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fftlmax93
he's always been like a father to me
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Monkey are you in here?....
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Love you DANE!!...... . . m y favorite is about the movies!!!..d a da da doa da do Camron Diaz....stup i d , stupid! LoL
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So funny and sexy!!
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Hells ya linyanna
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get a life @mmvecchioni u need to stfu.
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bwahahaha!!! ! hes sooo funny!!!
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I don't find him funny anymore when ever he comes on I skip him
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He's f<°°>** something else !!! ;)
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WHERE'S THE VAN!!!
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WAFFLE MAAAAAAAAN!!
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Dane you are the funniest f**king person I've ever herd in my life. Stay funny and keep thinking about that white-person - i n - a - h o r r o r - m o v i e house and avoiding that one friend nobody likes.
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car alarm
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how does that work??
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so hilarious!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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thee.valens. b e e
LOL I want the mystery house
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ahahaha!!!!! !
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SO FUNNY OMG HAHAHA
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love Dane so funny and talented
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So funny
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LOL
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Dane has grown so much in the world of comedy! Good job Dane Cook!
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He is awesome ��
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My SIde hurt
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I love Dane, he's so funny and he is amazingly talented
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owenwalker.v o
Kinda, sometimes :)
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He laughs like Toby Turner/Tobus c u s , am I right?
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Haha he looks like tobuscus.
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https://www. o s a c . g o v / P a g e s / C o u n t r y H o m e . a s p x ? C a t a l o g L o c a t i o n I d = 3 7 8
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cookiemouse2 1
Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you don't post your will die in 2 days. Now you've started reading so don't stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 songs in 143 minutes. When done press F6 and your lovers name will come on the screen in big letters. This is so scary because it actually works!

Your HILARIOUS!!!
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nicolas0731
I wanna do a b&e
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owenwalker.v o
lol this guy just s funny!
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yas
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His punching sound effect is perfect. *PUH*
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OOOOOOHHHHH, I HATE STEAM, whoever invented steam sucks! Dane cook is hilariously sarcastic! LOVE
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True it's just he did 1 bad joke and laughed at it and I got pissed
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Gotta love Dane Cook xD <3
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Single tear
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LAUGH AT YOUR OWN JOKES IF YOU WANT F**K THIS DUMB B**CH BELOW ME
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DONT LAUGH AT YOU OWN JOKES!!!
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bellamk13
I love this guy so much!! He always makes me laugh! I would love to meet him and go to one of his shows. It would be the best thing ever!!
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tonyiezzi
What an a**hole
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