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Dane Cook

A knack for firing off cutting-edge, observational humor at a hyper pace took Dane Cook from small comedy clubs to the forefront of modern-day standup comedy in the 2000s. Born on March 18, 1972, the Boston native spent his teens studying the routines of past and present comics, honing the skills that would eventually help him issue the highest-charting comedy album (2005's Retaliation) in nearly 30 years. In 1998, a somewhat inexperienced Cook attended an open-mike event hosted by David Cross; he had no intention of taking the stage that night, but when Cross called out for "Earnest Glenn" and no one answered, Cook suddenly had a change of heart and presented himself as Glenn. The short set went extremely well, and thanks to the real Glenn's absence, Cook found the confidence to take his act public.

Cook strengthened his standup skills by learning the art of improv with Al and the Monkeys, a group he has described as being "like most improv groups, but funny." His solo act eventually became a local favorite and earned enough positive press to attract attention from several late-night television producers. Appearances on David Letterman's and Craig Kilborn's late-night shows followed, and in 2000 Comedy Central invited Cook to helm his own episode of Comedy Central Presents. From here, Cook's résumé filled up quickly with television appearances on The Tonight Show, Crank Yankers, and Suddenly Susan. He also enjoyed small roles in several movies, as well as a cameo in the music video for Smash Mouth's "All Star." By the time Cook released his debut album, Harmful If Swallowed, in 2003, he had already become a household name among dedicated comedy fans. The album greatly boosted Cook's profile, however, garnering platinum sales and lofting the comedian to full-fledged celebrity status.

Two years later, Cook's sophomore release, Retaliation, debuted in the Top Ten of the Billboard 200; the double-disc album went gold six days later and reached platinum status within six months, making Cook the highest-charting comedian since Steve Martin. More movies roles followed, including Employee of the Month, Mr. Brooks, and Good Luck Chuck. After releasing two humorous pop singles, neither of which saw much chart success, Cook issued his third comedy album, Rough Around the Edges: Live from Madison Square Garden, in fall 2007. His 2009 effort, ISolated INcident, was recorded in front of a much smaller audience and featured more personal material from the comedian. I Did My Best: Greatest Hits followed in 2010. ~ David Jeffries & Andrew Leahey, Rovi
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I love Dane, he's so funny and he is amazingly talented
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owenwalker.v o
Kinda, sometimes :)
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He laughs like Toby Turner/Tobus c u s , am I right?
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Haha he looks like tobuscus.
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manntrav
https://www. o s a c . g o v / P a g e s / C o u n t r y H o m e . a s p x ? C a t a l o g L o c a t i o n I d = 3 7 8
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cookiemouse2 1
Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you don't post your will die in 2 days. Now you've started reading so don't stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 songs in 143 minutes. When done press F6 and your lovers name will come on the screen in big letters. This is so scary because it actually works!

Your HILARIOUS!!!
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nicolas0731
I wanna do a b&e
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owenwalker.v o
lol this guy just s funny!
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yas
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His punching sound effect is perfect. *PUH*
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OOOOOOHHHHH, I HATE STEAM, whoever invented steam sucks! Dane cook is hilariously sarcastic! LOVE
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True it's just he did 1 bad joke and laughed at it and I got pissed
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Gotta love Dane Cook xD <3
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Single tear
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LAUGH AT YOUR OWN JOKES IF YOU WANT F**K THIS DUMB B**CH BELOW ME
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DONT LAUGH AT YOU OWN JOKES!!!
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bellamk13
I love this guy so much!! He always makes me laugh! I would love to meet him and go to one of his shows. It would be the best thing ever!!
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tonyiezzi
What an a**hole
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"My Dick Feels Like Corn"
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"IM LATE FOR WHAT I HATE!!! Ugh. Just ugh. With a side of ugh!" Love this guy.
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WHAT THE F**K IS THIS!! I was here but not as a f**got! I was trying to make a statement here
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Haha I love Dane cook !!!!! I love his voice it's so sexy an amazing !!!!
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drew_hendren 6 3
"I hate whoever invented steam"~dane cook
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Dane Cook is my favorite comedian and is my inspiration. I wanna be a comedian and Dane is the guy I wanna be like :) thanks Dane, you changed my life
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Lol perfect
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So funny xD
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Let's play who's in my mouth
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I love his voice !!!!
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F**K THIS GAME !!!! F**k it grandma you win !!!! Hahahahhahah a h a h h a
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Haha perfect !!!
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His funny as f**k if I ever say him I would ask him to shut theeeeee fuuuuuuck you you funny motherf**k
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IM AN ATHIEST! and I'm not even slightly offended.
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I love his voice
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Lol yeassssss���
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I love penis
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I believe someone s**t on the coats ahahah I laughed so hard
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Yaassss!! <3
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artist685
I'm kidding in the other post..... But Cook is one of my favorite comedians ever. He'll be around forever. He make EVERYONE laugh & if you don't like Dane Cook, you don't get comedy! Love this dude.
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This dudes hot looking and funny! I'd blow me! Lol!
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Best game ever: "Who's in my mouth?"
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don't read this because this actually works you will be kissed on the nearest friday tomorrow will be the best day of your life now that your reading this don't stop post this on five songs in 143 minutes then press F6 and your lovers name will appear in big letters this is so scary it actually works
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artist685
He's funny! Overplayed, I'll admit.... But whats wrong with him? Funny dude.
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What is with these comments? Are you doing one for every comic Dane has stolen from? I believe to like this man you have to be part of the people who enjoy Vin Diesel, or Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Swartznger.
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I hate that all the women just scream the entire show...
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Any one want to do a B/E
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Follow me
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Lol I love Dane please marry me?!
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Wtf hahaha "listen bro I'm glad your stayin here but, where the f**k is my Ice cream?!?"
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I die every time I hear him. Die.
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