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Dane Cook

A knack for firing off cutting-edge, observational humor at a hyper pace took Dane Cook from small comedy clubs to the forefront of modern-day standup comedy in the 2000s. Born on March 18, 1972, the Boston native spent his teens studying the routines of past and present comics, honing the skills that would eventually help him issue the highest-charting comedy album (2005's Retaliation) in nearly 30 years. In 1998, a somewhat inexperienced Cook attended an open-mike event hosted by David Cross; he had no intention of taking the stage that night, but when Cross called out for "Earnest Glenn" and no one answered, Cook suddenly had a change of heart and presented himself as Glenn. The short set went extremely well, and thanks to the real Glenn's absence, Cook found the confidence to take his act public.

Cook strengthened his standup skills by learning the art of improv with Al and the Monkeys, a group he has described as being "like most improv groups, but funny." His solo act eventually became a local favorite and earned enough positive press to attract attention from several late-night television producers. Appearances on David Letterman's and Craig Kilborn's late-night shows followed, and in 2000 Comedy Central invited Cook to helm his own episode of Comedy Central Presents. From here, Cook's résumé filled up quickly with television appearances on The Tonight Show, Crank Yankers, and Suddenly Susan. He also enjoyed small roles in several movies, as well as a cameo in the music video for Smash Mouth's "All Star." By the time Cook released his debut album, Harmful If Swallowed, in 2003, he had already become a household name among dedicated comedy fans. The album greatly boosted Cook's profile, however, garnering platinum sales and lofting the comedian to full-fledged celebrity status.

Two years later, Cook's sophomore release, Retaliation, debuted in the Top Ten of the Billboard 200; the double-disc album went gold six days later and reached platinum status within six months, making Cook the highest-charting comedian since Steve Martin. More movies roles followed, including Employee of the Month, Mr. Brooks, and Good Luck Chuck. After releasing two humorous pop singles, neither of which saw much chart success, Cook issued his third comedy album, Rough Around the Edges: Live from Madison Square Garden, in fall 2007. His 2009 effort, ISolated INcident, was recorded in front of a much smaller audience and featured more personal material from the comedian. I Did My Best: Greatest Hits followed in 2010. ~ David Jeffries & Andrew Leahey, Rovi
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This guy is a douche
Poop
He deserves ice cream in his face!!
Does that make u hornyyyyy >.<
Did you say steak
callanhr
Lol Fiddle da bean..
Haha!!!!!!!! !
meganstoll14
And hot to
meganstoll14
Wow this guy is hilarious!!!
micmock
I like todd rundrens song bout piss aaron they always caught him pissing in the hall!
Follow me and I'll follow u back
Lol funny
Perf❤ xD
ilimegreenva n s
funniest comedian, my favorite.
He is funny but after a while he gets annoying
He's such a douche. not funny, joke stealing douche
Heeeeellllla a a a funnnyyy!!! Follo for a follo
People may hate him and say he stole Louis CK's jokes, but watch CK's episode of Louie when they talk about it.. I think it's the second season...it was nice to see them talk about the whole ordeal between the two. I find Dane funny. I like him. And I ALSO like Louis CK.
Lmfao.Follow me I follow back
He's a d bag but funny as hell
he has the cutest laugh
Lol so f**king funny! Lmao
Dane is the best
Haa lol
he's so hilarious loooooool
Don't read this because it actually works.
You will be kissed on the nearest possible
Friday by the love of you life. Tomorrow will
be the best day of your life. However if you
don't post this you will die in 2 days. Now
you've started reading so don't stop. This is
so scary put this on at least 5 songs in 143
minutes. When done press f6 and your
lover's name will come on the screen in big
letters. This is so scary because it actually
works
follow me ill follow back
Dane Cook sniffs little boys bicycle seats...
He's funny asf
He's funny. Really good stuff.
chris_plumme r 2
Who the hell is the person with the long name below me??? I mean what the frig???
lanster77
Hey "long name" dumb b**ch please kill yourself
Ohh yeah
Hi
Where's the van?! *gunfire*
Just realized I need to go thru my contacts! BRB
Follow me please and I will follow you!!! :p
Dane Cook is a bit stealing moron. Louis CK is 3X better.
The code was "hey kid do u want some candy"?
The last time i was Tickled I kicked somebody in the face
follow me ill follow back
Kiss your hand ten times say you crushes name 15 times post this on 2 stations look at your hand
Kiss your hand ten times say your crushes name 15 times post this to 2 stations look at your hand
the black marker is marshmallows
It's funnier to watch him, but he's still awesome! XD
scottestra
I do wanna steal at Walgreens I don't know why
He so funny
lpayment21
Get trollrd
We didn't know it was going to do that lol
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