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Dane Cook

A knack for firing off cutting-edge, observational humor at a hyper pace took Dane Cook from small comedy clubs to the forefront of modern-day standup comedy in the 2000s. Born on March 18, 1972, the Boston native spent his teens studying the routines of past and present comics, honing the skills that would eventually help him issue the highest-charting comedy album (2005's Retaliation) in nearly 30 years. In 1998, a somewhat inexperienced Cook attended an open-mike event hosted by David Cross; he had no intention of taking the stage that night, but when Cross called out for "Earnest Glenn" and no one answered, Cook suddenly had a change of heart and presented himself as Glenn. The short set went extremely well, and thanks to the real Glenn's absence, Cook found the confidence to take his act public.

Cook strengthened his standup skills by learning the art of improv with Al and the Monkeys, a group he has described as being "like most improv groups, but funny." His solo act eventually became a local favorite and earned enough positive press to attract attention from several late-night television producers. Appearances on David Letterman's and Craig Kilborn's late-night shows followed, and in 2000 Comedy Central invited Cook to helm his own episode of Comedy Central Presents. From here, Cook's résumé filled up quickly with television appearances on The Tonight Show, Crank Yankers, and Suddenly Susan. He also enjoyed small roles in several movies, as well as a cameo in the music video for Smash Mouth's "All Star." By the time Cook released his debut album, Harmful If Swallowed, in 2003, he had already become a household name among dedicated comedy fans. The album greatly boosted Cook's profile, however, garnering platinum sales and lofting the comedian to full-fledged celebrity status.

Two years later, Cook's sophomore release, Retaliation, debuted in the Top Ten of the Billboard 200; the double-disc album went gold six days later and reached platinum status within six months, making Cook the highest-charting comedian since Steve Martin. More movies roles followed, including Employee of the Month, Mr. Brooks, and Good Luck Chuck. After releasing two humorous pop singles, neither of which saw much chart success, Cook issued his third comedy album, Rough Around the Edges: Live from Madison Square Garden, in fall 2007. His 2009 effort, ISolated INcident, was recorded in front of a much smaller audience and featured more personal material from the comedian. I Did My Best: Greatest Hits followed in 2010. ~ David Jeffries & Andrew Leahey, Rovi
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totally love dane cook
gonna help me through highschool
One of the best; besides Tosh, CK, Iglesias, Gaffigan, and Hart
Follow for follow everyone is welcome
kilgorejill
Sucks a**
Say Iphone 5 times
Say the color
Post this to 5 songs
Look under your pillow
sweet sweet celestia!!!! ! ! this si funny ( please excuse my bronyism ness thingy? im a brony)
For some reason dane cook sounds like
dan tosh
You can't even compare him and Jeff Foxworthy. Shoot yourself.
Lol he said the p**sy look like a box of cow tounges
hes the most annoying comedian of all time i dont know whos more annoying him or jeff foxworthy
Lol
Cant stop laughing ow it hurts if you didn't know XD ow DX
Bostick your not the only weird guy.
Am a Psychopath
S**t. Im the weird guy at work
He is so funny
Follow for follow (Please read my bio)
So true
This guy makes me laugh
King Comedian!
Dane cook is the s**t.
no
Sounds like bunch of zombies
Lolololololo l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l dis is my fav comidean
THIS IS F**KING FUNNY
ferrarimobil e
when is he going to say something funny?
say Iphone 5 times
pick a color
post this on other songs
Look under your pillow
baleyda78
Dane is NOT funny hes f.ucking lame & overrated.
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F**k you kilgorejill! ! You have no taste in f**cking comedy! If you ,and you obviously do, hate Dane Cook, change the damn station!! That the wonderful thing about Pandora!!
Someone S**T in the coatroom!!!! !
Hell yeah
kilgorejill
F**k you, Dane Cook. You are not funny.
aburacc
Dane is awesome
Say iPhone 5 five times
Repost this 5 times
Look under ur pillow
Follow for a follow!
Dane Cook is my favorite comedian. I always laugh out loud listening to him. He brightens my day!
casper123a4
I love Dane he's awesome wish he was closer to my age
Boooo DC sucks balls. Can someone please tell me how to avoid his sh*t meth style comedy.
This just made my night. Love Dane Cook, he's so hilarious!
This crying bit is the truth XD
Now it is a strap o' death, bounding me to my vehicle-like coffin

OMG I'M DEAD XD XD XD
Lol o sh*t
Yea after the weekend I'm always late on Monday
rossa65
There's no b**ch here fuckface
Dane cook is amazing
I love dane cook!! Keep doing what your doing I'm comming to see you soon!
gmopic
Awesome....
Vernacular : Dane is a very cool person who was always funny, especially at parties. :-)
isaiahmirand a 5
My fav comedian
Love him
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