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Dane Cook

A knack for firing off cutting-edge, observational humor at a hyper pace took Dane Cook from small comedy clubs to the forefront of modern-day standup comedy in the 2000s. Born on March 18, 1972, the Boston native spent his teens studying the routines of past and present comics, honing the skills that would eventually help him issue the highest-charting comedy album (2005's Retaliation) in nearly 30 years. In 1998, a somewhat inexperienced Cook attended an open-mike event hosted by David Cross; he had no intention of taking the stage that night, but when Cross called out for "Earnest Glenn" and no one answered, Cook suddenly had a change of heart and presented himself as Glenn. The short set went extremely well, and thanks to the real Glenn's absence, Cook found the confidence to take his act public.

Cook strengthened his standup skills by learning the art of improv with Al and the Monkeys, a group he has described as being "like most improv groups, but funny." His solo act eventually became a local favorite and earned enough positive press to attract attention from several late-night television producers. Appearances on David Letterman's and Craig Kilborn's late-night shows followed, and in 2000 Comedy Central invited Cook to helm his own episode of Comedy Central Presents. From here, Cook's résumé filled up quickly with television appearances on The Tonight Show, Crank Yankers, and Suddenly Susan. He also enjoyed small roles in several movies, as well as a cameo in the music video for Smash Mouth's "All Star." By the time Cook released his debut album, Harmful If Swallowed, in 2003, he had already become a household name among dedicated comedy fans. The album greatly boosted Cook's profile, however, garnering platinum sales and lofting the comedian to full-fledged celebrity status.

Two years later, Cook's sophomore release, Retaliation, debuted in the Top Ten of the Billboard 200; the double-disc album went gold six days later and reached platinum status within six months, making Cook the highest-charting comedian since Steve Martin. More movies roles followed, including Employee of the Month, Mr. Brooks, and Good Luck Chuck. After releasing two humorous pop singles, neither of which saw much chart success, Cook issued his third comedy album, Rough Around the Edges: Live from Madison Square Garden, in fall 2007. His 2009 effort, ISolated INcident, was recorded in front of a much smaller audience and featured more personal material from the comedian. I Did My Best: Greatest Hits followed in 2010. ~ David Jeffries & Andrew Leahey
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Selected Discography

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Track List: I Did My Best - Greatest Hits

Disc 1

1. Struck By A Vehicle

2. Car Accident

3. Car Alarm

4. B&E

5. Bathroom

6. Not So Kool-Aid

7. The Friend Nobody Likes

8. Pedophiles

9. Creepy Guy @ Work

10. Role Play

11. My 1 Regret

12. Robe

13. My Son Optimus Prime

14. Operation - Monopoly

15. Benson's Animal Farm

16. The Bk Lounge

17. Haters

18. I Did My Best

Disc 2

1. The Nothing Fight

3. The Truth About Lying

4. A Condom?

5. W.W.Y.D.I.??

7. Umm, Helllllo?

8. Heist / Monkey

9. Would You Rather...

10. Video Game Strip Club

11. Speak 'n' Spell

12. Let's Do This, I'm A Cashew

13. Where's The Handle?

14. The Atheist

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Track List: Rough Around The Edges

Disc 1

1. Intro

2. Benson's Animal Farm

3. Regrets

4. Tito

5. War Flute

6. Copy Machine

7. 15 Cents

8. Pedophiles

9. Mannequin Sex

10. Herpolie Urpolies

11. A Condom

12. Come To Fruition

13. Video Game Strip Club

14. Motorcycle Helmet

15. What Do You Want Me To Do To You

Disc 2
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Track List: Retaliation

Disc 1

2. Struck By A Vehicle

3. Superbleeder

4. Legacy

6. Abducted

8. Driveway Intruder

9. Car Alarm

12. Dream House

14. The Chicken Sangwich, The Heckler, & The Kabbash

Disc 2

3. Superpowers

4. The Friend Nobody Likes

7. Love

8. Turn On's Slash Turn Off's

10. The Nothing Fight

11. Making Up

12. My Son Optimus Prime

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Track List: Harmful If Swallowed

1. Intro

2. Parking Structure

3. Umm, Helllllo?

4. Car Accident

5. Tire In The Face

6. Would You Rather...

8. The Bk Lounge

9. Pregnant Lady

10. Five Sisters

11. Slip 'n' Bleed

12. Speak 'n' Spell

14. Don't Tickle Me

15. Bathroom

16. Pranks

17. Fuk And The Finga

18. Just Wanna Dance

19. Head

20. Nightmare

21. Hopped Up On The Q

22. Not So Kool-Aid

23. Pick A Number Please!

24. Bonus Track

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Track List: Isolated Incident

1. Intro

2. Obama

3. Self Assassination

4. Vernacular

5. Pissed Off

7. Banter 1

8. Mom & Pops

9. Haters

10. Adoption

11. Syncing Feeling

12. Wwydi

13. Interracial Tail

14. Remote Location

15. Push & Pray

16. Big Shot

17. Rigamarole

18. Role Play

19. Hidden Gems

20. Peanut Butter Smack

21. War Gamer

22. Banter 2

23. The C Word

24. Novel Ideas

25. Spiritual Comeback

27. Banter 3

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Track List: Simon Said

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Track List: Vicious Circle

1. The Truth About Lying

2. My 1 Regret

3. Painful S**ts

4. I Did My Best

5. The Atheist

6. My Son Optimus Prime

7. Robe

8. B&E

9. Kidnapped

10. Hopes N Dreams

11. Jake-Uh

12. The Game Of Love And How To Destroy It

13. Post-Battle Sex

14. Cheater 2.0

15. Cinematic Adventures

16. Birthday Gurl

17. One Night Stand / DJ Diddles

18. Goodnights / Encore / I'll Never Be You

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Track List: You Have To F**king Eat (Single)

1. You Have To F**king Eat

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I have a juicy dick, want my number. Let's have sex and f**k the s**t out of each other
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Not funny.
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1- kiss your left hand
2- say your crushes name
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4- say your name
5- pick a school day
Post this on 5 other songs and your crush will ask you out you have 2 hours to complete
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The indian alien guys that Dane said, that happened in south park already(adul t cartoon show in comedy central)
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Hilarious
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when I heard about this guy I was in my kitchen cleaning a dish!!!
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I would love to meet Dane Cook
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He's a funny dude
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I just wanted to spray s**t
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Have you guys heard of this guy?? When I did, was in my kitchen washing a dish!
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He did his best
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Dane Cook, so far is the funniest comedy i know.... i hear every other comedy and i don't laugh as much as i laugh at Dane Cook. He Put more work into it than other Comedians
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I am not a chief
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Amount the giant Indians coming out of the Akron mothership is Donald Trump lmao that would more scarier
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Wow...Gaylor d . Like thats something new to me(sarcasm). Still, Dan Cook u just took up some comedy fire!!!
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"I really wanted to be a spray-man." Lol
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he's funny ASF man i wish i could meet this dude he is way to funny i was sitting in classes and i couldn't breathe while listening to him
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Hi comedy sucks
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HEY DID HIS BEST!!!!��
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Funny asf
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Good talent funny af
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YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!
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@HAWKS I know he is and he also steels a lot of jokes such as the one about seeing a guy getting hit my a car. that was originally Louis CK's joke
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Uh… this guy is good but voted one of the top 10 duchbag celeberties.
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Funny
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As soon as he said "I had a run in at a place called Walgreens" a Walgreens banner popped up and I nearly died laughing. XD
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I burst out laughing when he said "Gaylord" and my fam looked at me like "Wtf?"
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Dips**t it's comedy not camedy
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"Chicken tenders. Sweet sauce all over my body"

Dane: Heheh ok ma'am lemme get that for ya. SOMEONE GET SOME SAUCE NOW!!!! SHE WANTS HER WAY!!!!!
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Dane cook is the best he in spires me to go in to camendy
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Dane cook, pay-per-view , 15 minutes, lets go!
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Crazy funny!!!��
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Funny as hell..... Hey yo
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This guy is THE BOMB
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My Mum doesn't think he's funny but there's something about how he delivers the jokes that's hilarious.
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This is all true don't judge me =)
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Now I want a monkey
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