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Smoothie Assault

Features of This Track

hostile comedy
anecdotes
a sarcastic delivery
jokes about annoyances
dark humor
satirical observations
comedy from the 2010s
many other comedic similarities

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Say Iphone 5 times
Say the color
Post this to 5 songs
Look under your pillow
Chuck Norris is on the front.
prison does keep me from doing alot of crazy things lmao
Damn this s**t is ridiculously hilarious and I have to say that I would like a smoothie from him and his crazy a**
pam03013
Love
"He whispered to me!" DanCummins=n e w F a v o r i t e C o m i d i a n
Hear Whispered to Meeerr
This is hilarious
Would people stop with that chain crap here's one Kiss your hand and shove it down your throat until it comes out the other side if you don't then ur a little intelligent cuz you know it's retarded. Yay.
Best comic
Don't read this because it works. You will be kissed on Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this you will die in 2 days. Since you've read this, don't stop. Post this on at least five songs in 143 minutes. When done, press f6 and your lover's name will some up on the screen. IT WORKS!
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