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Features of This Track

body image jokes
jokes about crime & punishment
dark humor
satirical observations
comedy from the 2010s
many other comedic similarities

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People still do first comment
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Maybe The Lord wanted me to have thumbs, maybe not.
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Just try and listen to this without laughing, just try.
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Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. However if you don't read this you will die in two days. Now that you've started reading this don't stop. This is so scary. Put this on five songs in the next 143 min. when your done press F6 an your lovers name will pop up on your screen in big letters. Trust me it works
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Im sorry
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7th comment!! WHOOHOO! I'm growing a pencil mustache now.
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Sarcastic. Yes. I am alive still after hearing this. Yes. Am I suffocating from laughter. Oh god yes.
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