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Dan Cummins

Comedian Dan Cummins examines the absurdities of American life with a laid-back delivery, a combination that made him one of the most popular comics on the collegiate circuit. While performing at more than 100 schools during the 2007-2008 school year, the Idaho native also made forays into television, landing spots on Comedy Central, The Late Late Show, and Last Comic Standing. Cummins' profile continued to build as he released his debut album, Revenge Is Near, in 2009. After the 2010 Comedy Central special Crazy with a Capital F aired, he toured heavily, appearing at the Aspen Comedy Festival, Montreal Comedy Festival, and the 2011 Nando's Comedy Festival in South Africa. After snagging a weekly slot on Sirius XM's Naked and Fearless show on Blue Collar Radio, Cummins recorded a live set at Portland, Oregon's Helium Comedy Club, which was released in 2012 as Hear This! ~ Andrew Leahey, Rovi
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follow me ill follow you back
My fav, crazy f
That jokes called
cwade98
Awesome
funny dude love his wierdness
I don't know what it is about this guy, but I love his stand up...he is so awkward...bu t hilarious.
tullpony79
jiggle once and wait...lol! one time i threw all the toilet paper away when some biotch at a bar wouldn't stop knocking and jiggling the door handle. at first i tried to hurry, and when i was just about to come out, she started up again, so i stopped, put on my lip gloss and then threw all the toilet paper away after dunking it in the toilet.
I got expelled on pajama day at school, not my fault I sleep naked
I <3 being that weirdo in marching band lol. In it sooooo far.
Lol, the marching band joke, all 4 years of band in high school, that's me, lol
ANT LORD
Here come the spoons motherf**ker
miketrout527
Welcome to sesame street mother f*cker
Getting a surprise from myself - yep.
I literally find none of this guys jokes funny
here come the spoons motherf**ker
ashleyfaguet t
Ducedum!!!!
Hahaha go f.uck yourself
So your the a** hole who did that damn right here come the spoons
follow me
this is like the first time there isnt that one guy with that weird laugh that totally stands out.
back down world ill do whatever i want hahahaha thats awesome
littlelevi14
You don't call for back up after you declare war
He is so funny he needs to do another comedy album....
lmao, uncomfortabl e naked wrestling match with my daughter
Fallow me
More balls
Hear this
littlelevi14
I am lord of ants
I'm in marching band, and play alto sax!
shimmypilate s
What must I do to make Pandora realize that Dan Cummins isn't my thing.
Hear this
Cheeseus Christ
This is to hilarious
hey sorry for my mom she had that sticker you saw......sor r y
Balls
"That joke's called all ants are British because they colonize" haha this guy is so funny and original :)
Hes not funny hes f**king retarded
littlelevi14
welcome to hell ants!!!! ha ha ha ha ha!
He is so awesome
andrew3804
this f**got is not funny
Vagina
John mulaney is the best ur all idiots
Well guess what a** wipe camgreen28 that was the response I wanted
So funny
Flee, children! Here comes the flood!
Jingle11 doesn't know what's really funny
The spoons are coming muther f**ker
Ahahahahhaha h a
This guy sucks!!!! Horrible
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