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Dan Cummins

Comedian Dan Cummins examines the absurdities of American life with a laid-back delivery, a combination that made him one of the most popular comics on the collegiate circuit. While performing at more than 100 schools during the 2007-2008 school year, the Idaho native also made forays into television, landing spots on Comedy Central, The Late Late Show, and Last Comic Standing. Cummins' profile continued to build as he released his debut album, Revenge Is Near, in 2009. After the 2010 Comedy Central special Crazy with a Capital F aired, he toured heavily, appearing at the Aspen Comedy Festival, Montreal Comedy Festival, and the 2011 Nando's Comedy Festival in South Africa. After snagging a weekly slot on Sirius XM's Naked and Fearless show on Blue Collar Radio, Cummins recorded a live set at Portland, Oregon's Helium Comedy Club, which was released in 2012 as Hear This! ~ Andrew Leahey
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Selected Discography

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Track List: Hear This

1. Pinkie Thumbs

2. Power Slide

3. Dead

4. Smoothie Assault

5. Pipe Guy

6. Hipsters

7. The Government

8. Cash Only

9. Slow Stroke

10. Kicking Kids

11. For Real

12. Hear This!

13. Here Come The Spoons

14. Greeting Cards

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Track List: Chinese Affection

1. World's Greatest Unicyclist

2. Trash Can Preacher

3. Mr. Magic Sticks

4. Chinese Affection

5. Six Flags

6. The Department Of Caffeinated Beverage Distribution

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Track List: Crazy With A Capital F (Explicit)

1. Tooth Gremlin

2. Greeting Cards & Garden Gnomes

3. Peanut Butter Is The Answer

4. Super Bears

5. Personal Hygiene

6. "Kyler" & "Monroe"

7. Establish The Alpha Male

8. Picasso Of Lies

9. Unnecessary Vengeance

10. Horrible Thoughts

11. Impossible Violence

12. 150% Creepy (Clowns)

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Track List: Revenge Is Near (Explicit)

1. Slapstick Buffets

2. Jesus, Idaho And Misunderstandings

3. Elevator Game And More

4. Chocolate Squirrelador

5. Revenge Is Near

6. Sasquatch Expert Serial Killer

7. $100,000 Cake

8. Babies, Ponies And Canyons

9. Good Morning Captain

10. Jiggle Once And Wait

11. Scientology

12. Bad Cobra

13. Homeschooler

14. Plans For America

15. I Call Ribs

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Peanut butter's the answer
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Somewhat entertained
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Fantabulous
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!!
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Dan is high larious
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Drew sucks dick all he does is suck dicks.
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I sincerely believe Dan Cummins is the reincarnatio n of
John F. Kennedy. Am I right?
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HE WHISPERED TO ME!
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Lol ����
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So funny
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Tuba is another word for abstinence.
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This post has rustled someones jimmies { ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•}
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This guy could rule the world with robots and the papier-mâché shuttles he wants to make for America
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bi polar mother f**ker lol
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When I first heard Dan a few years back, I was not a fan...BUT I decided to just give him a chance and the more I listened the more I gave him a Thumb Up! His style is different, but I have grown to LOVE IT!
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Wooooooooooo o o o o o o o o o o
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boountysmugg l e r
Love this guy
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This joke is called:
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Follow for a follow
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ecgisawesome
I love hating people on site.
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Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life however, if you don't post this you will be injured in 2 days (you won't die) now you started reading so don't stop. Post this on at least 5 other songs in the next 143. When your done press f6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen it is so scary it actually works!
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its sad that he is not mainstream. I dont know if he has a fan base, but if there is a large enough one we need to speak up and get him famous
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Hilarious
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Dan Cummins NEEDS to run for president. Dude, he would win. Facts.
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The answer really is peanut butter though. I never knew until now.
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If you like this guy, you gotta hear John Mulaney.
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yankeesforli f e x x x
150% creepy
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Okay who ever said this man sounds like tobuscus. Like wtf why and how
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LASER ROCKETS!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! L A S E R ROCKETS!!!!! ! ! ! IVE GOT ONE MASHMELLOW MINIGUN
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Butt f**k a bald eagle
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I love this so much he is so funny
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He sounds like Tobuscus
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tullpony79
Skinny women w mustaches.
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wow
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Hear come the spoons motherf***er
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This guy is great
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"He whispered to me"
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department of caffeinated beverage distribution ! ! XDXDXDXDXD
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I think this guy is the best comedian that I have ever heard.
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bwahahaha!!! !
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I wish these mothers would stop trying to get us to 're post stuff
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Dan Cummins is awesome
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Hey, to those of u with religious issues, get a life okay
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That's why I don't like organized religion. Always asking for handouts. Almost don't even ask anymore. Just put their hands out. If they really need renovations they can get a loan and god can help them pay it back, if their cause is truly holy. Which it is not. So they ask for your money, so they have a nice place to invite people to take more money. This s**t has been going on since religion was created. They pocket the cash.
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Huh gay
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I want to throw spoons at kids at my school (idiots)
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Aren't you the smoothie guy?
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42penguin42
He whispered to me!
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I don't find him funny at all
where's the humor?
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