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Christopher Titus

One of the darkest comedians to ever land a television sitcom, Christopher Titus blurs the line between standup and monologues with his edgy yet accessible act. While growing up in Northern California he was shuttled between his divorced parents. According to Titus himself, his life lessons came in the form of "here's what NOT to do." While this dysfunctional upbringing would later be at the center of his one-man shows and his television series, he originally immersed himself in other characters by studying acting. Television roles and an appearance in the cult classic Killer Klowns from Outer Space paid the bills while Titus focused on his standup act. Talk show appearances also led up to his big break when in 1998 he premiered his one-man show, Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding, in Los Angeles. The show earned rave reviews, successfully toured, and became a television special in 2004 when it was aired on the cable network Showtime. His television show Titus was loosely based on Bleeding and aired on the Fox network for three seasons beginning in 2000. In late 2006 he toured Iraq, playing to the American troops stationed there and meeting numerous servicemen. His interaction with the soldiers was just one of the sobering topics covered in his 2007 CD for Comedy Central, The Fifth Annual End of the World Tour. The label documented his Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding show a year later with a CD, while his new, breakup-themed show, Love Is Evol, would arrive on the label in 2009. Neverlution! followed in 2011, with Titus rallying against the apathetic “Text Nation” (aka the "U.S. of American Idol”). ~ David Jeffries
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Selected Discography

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Track List: Neverlution!

Disc 1

1. 10 Year Bender

2. Terrorism Is Over

3. Neverlution

4. Blacker President

5. It Doesn't Work

6. Late Term

7. Brilliant Douchebag

8. The DMV Incident

10. The Supermarket Incident

Disc 2

1. The New Love

2. Husky

3. The Seminar Incident

4. Tough Love

5. Drug Nation

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Track List: Love Is Evol

Disc 1

2. Inner Idiot

3. Boob Job

4. Mom And Dad

5. Conceived

6. Love

7. Jealousy And The Mall

8. Crazy Makes You Crazy

9. My Side Of The Story

10. The Divorce

Disc 2

1. God's Will

2. Her Dad

3. Our First Date

4. What Men Hate

5. The Tightie Whitey Incident

6. The Ceiling Fan Incident

8. Leave

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Track List: Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding

1. 63%

2. Mental

3. Normal Vs. Screwed Up

4. Wait, Wait, Wait

5. Fist Fight

6. Bad Kid

7. Bonfire

8. Checkpoint

9. Anti-Dad

10. Dad

11. Last Husband

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Track List: The 5th Annual End Of The World Tour

Disc 1

1. August 25th, 2001

2. The Birth

3. Baby Doctor Mengele

4. The World

5. Too Smart

6. Spouse-Icide

7. Kill Titus

8. Our President

9. Space Shuttle

10. Step Up

11. Whitey

12. I Suck As A Parent

13. The Garage Incident

14. The Throwing Incident

15. The Driving Incident

16. The Sweater Incident

Disc 2

2. Mideast Women

3. These Countries That Hate Us

4. Our Troops

5. English Batman

6. Sergeant Pepper

7. Pedophile Crucifixions

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Track List: Angry Pursuit Of Happiness

1. Desire To Kill

2. The Terrorist Demo

3. New Pope Smell

4. Armageddon Day

5. Apex Predator

6. Chicken

7. Brick O Dildos

8. My Kids School

10. Gun Conspiracy

13. Be Happy Even

14. When I Die

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Track List: Voice In My Head

1. Church Of The Epic Fail

2. Water Skiing

3. The Word Retard

4. I Was A Teenage Darth Vader

5. I Killed A Baby

6. What Are You Looking At?

7. Sweet Willy's

8. The Karate Incident

9. The Viper Incident

10. The Tako Incident

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Herro
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Neverlution. . . sounds so familiar
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Your awSome Titus keep on kicking a**
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Yo I live in Fresno
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He was in Killer Klowns From Outer Space too?? Yay now I love him even more
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Same, lukehill642
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Love it
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scottieboy20 2 0
Terrorists: YOU HAD ONE JOB! XD
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I know I have inner retard lol
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Got to love rednecks lol
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scottieboy20 2 0
My cause is noble. I want to stop chain posting so I'm gonna fight fire with fire. Copy this to how many songs you would like or don't at all. But the message is this STOP CHAIN POSTING! Thank you for your time.
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Random person: KILL TITUS!!!!!!!

Me: SAVE TITUS!!!!! XD
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laynestaley1 9 9 1
Clyons have fun with your Muslim rape.
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Damn what's with the f**ked up laughs
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and im Germany and irish
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hell no I don't trust white people
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Ya no loser trophy. I grew up in the 90s we didn't do that s**t. Lol
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Sick b**tard lmao. I love him. F**kin hilarious
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Everything Chris does is great
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His inner retardation is the funniest part of him
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Donnnnnnnnt go to France.
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dkrb2
one very funny man and tell how life is for so many people.
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The Starbucks part is so true lmao
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Lol just leave at that point in the relationship .
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Didint work in 3rd grade not gonna work on the L.A.P.D.
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Haha and now the Bruce thing is true
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zdavis152
YAY FUNNY
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US of American Idol: Great comedy. I love Christopher Titus' comedy
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Rib wiiams tat cmdy
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I'm amazed Pandora would use a 28 minute segment. That's awesome. Oh, and all of these "F6 for your crush" people are air-wasting bags of s**t.
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Ya I feel his Payne
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thomas00159
Funny

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Wtf is with the cackling/bar n owl hooting women in the audience ???
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Dark yes, but if you grew up in that family you have to laugh about it as it is in your past.
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Read bio
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The Supermarket Incident: That's no supermarket, that's Kmart he's talking about. LOL!
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If I told Chris my life story, not only would it make him cry, but it would be even darker and funnier than anything that could've happened to him
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�� old but still good
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5050 states f**k them
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Love Chris Titus. Great story telling comic
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So funny
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Funniest yet lol
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Lol to funny
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Stupid funny
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This guy is my aunt's ex-husband.. a n d he is a dick.
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Going to a trophy give away when u sucked is like going to a celebration rehab convention when u drank 6 beers and got some one pregnant lol
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Ok I know it's late to insult Abrahamshado w but seriously check this is not the 1800s we are the 21st century focus on the future not the past a lot of people have forgotten about that
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Cookiemouse2 1 , what's scarier is that we have all heard this BS before.
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Your annoying
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1492 hehehehehe ^ ^
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