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Bret Ernst

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Track List: American Comic

1. Intro

2. Waiting Tables

3. Theme Restaurants

4. Sh@#tcake Factory

5. Strawberry Lemonade

6. Stealing From Work

7. Galamad!!!

8. How's Your Mother?

9. Don't Embarrass Me

10. Tables, Goose & The Mezzanine

11. I've Got It!

12. Techno, Ed Hardy & Hipsters

13. Demasculinizing America

14. Standards

15. All About Mom's

16. If I Had A Vagina

17. Inception

18. Call It Back!

19. True Independent

20. Brothers Are Phenomenal!

21. Tommy 'The Big Dumb Polack' Zargowski

22. Magic Tricks

23. Willie 'Blackie' Johnson

24. White Dudes In Shape

25. It's American

26. America Walks In A Club

27. I Got A Table!

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LOL!!!!!!!!! ¡
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I'm glad
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This guy is racist
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This guy is kinda racist
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France is full of cowards. Obama fits right in.
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Corny bitchy voice a**
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HETALIA!!!!! ! !
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France u ready to go....France . . . F r a n c e . . . w h e r e did they go? LMAO
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He must have been watching Hatalia!
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My friend... Buddy
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He uses tide
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This reminds me of Hatalia
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Nice I've had this name sense I was 10!!
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BOTTLESSSS UH GOOOSE!!! haha
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I'll kick you to sleep... 8) funny s**t lmao!
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Lol b**ch a** hipster ctfu
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Bret is too funny....... . I ' l l torch his f**king farm........ . l o l

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