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Bert Kreischer

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Lol lolz
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Lol man
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Ur funny
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Love ur work
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Let's talk about Mexicans? Cause I'm one!!
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he's ok I guess
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skg82105
This stuff is f**k
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patchella3
Let's Talk About Asains?
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Lol
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@ o.o: What the f**k is so funny about him hating Mexicans, you f**king moron!?!?!?
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lol I hate Mexicans
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Check out his routine ' THE MACHINE"
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Just realized this guy is on that Trip Flip show. Had no interest in watching it before, but since I love his stand up on here, I'll give it a shot.
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paige.yenyo
Or maybe Mitch Hedburg stole it from him.
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Not interested
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YOU STOLE THIS JOKE FROM MITCH HEDBERG
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this guy is f**ked up he is very racist
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Ha!
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Oh yea this mofo is funny
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Bert ha ha !
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He is funny
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Call her a fat pig!!
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Rooby dooby doo rooby want rooby snacks. If we gave a homoless man ( a gay homeless guy) 1 dollar from everyone in the world the homoless would be uber rich. Wowzers I just made a mess in my trousers
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william.will o c k
Bert, keep it rollin', bro! The talent... OY!!
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kearshimko
im dying of laughter rn n its 1am
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Nine! ...you better be speakin german b**ch..
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spit in her mouth
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Seriously, I heard about Purple Jesus. It MESSES YOU UP! I've never taken it, but I've seen high schoolers on it, and they're totally trippin in their own world. Its freakin hilarious!
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Love him
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WALT DISNEYS DEAD
THE DREAM IS DEAD YOU'RE TRESPASSING ON THE DREAAAM
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Walt Disneys dead!!!
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My favorite comidean
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How often do you think a cab driver forgets he has a midget back there? Hahaha
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I found my shadow! I found my shadow hahaha! This guy is awesome
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bowencunning s
He's great!
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jovancsulb
this guy deserves way more recognition

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