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Austrian Death Machine

Designed as an "outlet of pure testosterone and stupidity," Austrian Death Machine is an Arnold Schwarzenegger-obsessed side project from As I Lay Dying singer Tim Lambesis. Seeing the man he likes to call "Ahhnold" as "the embodiment of everything brutal and stereotypically metal," Lambesis wrote a set of songs based on lines from Schwarzenegger's films. Tracks like "Come with Me If You Want to Live," "I Am a Cybernetic Organism, Living Tissue Over (Metal) Endoskeleton," and "It's Not a Tumor" were recorded at Lambesis' home studio and originally featured samples of Schwarzenegger himself. After thinking twice about the legal action this might bring, Chad Ackerman from the band Chapter 14 was brought in to re-record the vocals with his humorous Arnold impression. After guests like As I Lay Dying's Nick Hipa and Killswitch Engage's Adam Dutkiewicz were brought in to add guitar solos, Metal Blade became interested and signed the band. The label released Austrian Death Machine's hilarious and heavy debut, Total Brutal, in 2008. ~ David Jeffries
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Selected Discography

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Track List: Triple Brutal

1. Neah 1, 2

2. I'll Be Back

3. Chill Out Dickwad

4. Prepare To Be Conquered

5. One More Rep

6. I Hope That You Leave Enough Room For My Fist

7. Pumping And Humping

8. Crom

9. I Eat Green Berets For Breakfast

10. Acting Advice

11. You Lack Discipline (There Is No Bathroom)

12. I Know Now Why You Cry

13. I Lied

14. Brutolitics

15. Get Your Story Straight

16. Brutal Recall

17. I'm Not A Pervert

18. It's Turbo Time

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Track List: Double Brutal

Disc 1

1. Double Ahhnold

2. I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, And Your Motorcycle

3. Let Off Some Steam Bennett

4. Who Writes The Songs (The Real Bomb Track)

5. It's Simple, If It Jiggles It's Fat

6. See You At The Party Richter

7. Hey Cookie Monster, Nothing Is As Brutal As Neaahhh

8. Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies?

9. Come On Cohaagen, Give Deez People Ehyar

10. Who Is Yuor Daddy, And What Does He 2?

11. Come On, Do It, Do It, Come On, Come On, Kill Me, Do It Now

12. Allow Me To Break The Ice

13. Conan, What Is Best In Life?

Disc 2

1. Intro To The Intro

2. T2 Theme

3. Hell Bent For Leather (Judas Priest)

4. Time Travel The Metallica Conspiracy

5. Trapped Under Ice (Metallica)

6. Iron Fist / Motorhead

7. Recalling Mars

8. I Turned Into A Martian (Misfits)

9. Killing Is My Business...And Business Is Good (Megadeth)

10. Tattically Dangerous / Cannibal Commando (Goretorture)

11. Gotta Go (Agnostic Front)

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Track List: Total Brutal

1. Hello California

2. Get To The Choppa!

3. Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers

4. All Of The Songs Sound The Same

5. I Am A Cybernetic Organism, Living Tissue Over (Metal) Endoskeleton

6. Come With Me If You Want To Live

7. What It's Like To Be A Singer At Band Practice

8. Who Is Your Daddy, And What Does He Do?

9. You Have Just Been Erased

10. Broo-Tall Song Idea

11. Here Is Subzero, Now Plain Zero

12. So Far, So Good, So Let's Talk About It

13. Screw You (Benny)

14. Why

15. If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It

16. It's Not A Tumor

17. Not So Hidden Track

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wilmerseven0 2
Tim lied with ME TOO U SILLY IDIOT. UGH. GET TO THA CHOPPA!!!!
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wilmerseven0 2
Hey silly remember when I promised I'll kill u last? I LIIIIEEEEDDD ! ! NAHHHHH!
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I'm a cybernetic organism!
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melodyscheet z
NEAAAHHHH!!
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Badass song
Get to the choppa!!!!!! #
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I lied
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F**k you christey Brinkley and you anti aging cream bull s**t
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PUT THOSE COOKIES DOOOWWWWWWWN ! ! ! ! !
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That was cool never heard them before
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Sorry
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Shut up
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Get to the choppa
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Hi I love all screened Austrian death machine
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Been listening to these guys for years
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GET TO DA CHOPPER!!!!!
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alabastervil l i s 0
great group and lets be honest, who hasnt been married and then thought of how wonderful life could be without the old windbag of complaints and everything rotten in the world is bothering her royal pain in the a**?
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patlans117
hilarious!
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Christian band??
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I guess Tim didn't have the balls to do 'the deed' himself.
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ITS NOT A TUUMAA
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Awezome band I didn't like the fact that the lead singer tried to kill his wife but other then that this band is great hell yeah
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Lol awesome heavy as u can get
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My question is why do Scott's (Carnifex) highs on Get Your Story Straight sound like they're from their debut album? All fuzzy and dirty and stuff :P
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OKAY SO APPARENTLY YES THAT IS THE REAL ARNOLD BEN YOU WERE WRITE HECK YEAH
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LOL this is better than any AILD
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Triple Brutal is the best yet!
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No Way! A New Album? That's Awesome! :-)
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Just read that Triple Brutal will be released on April 1, 2014, despite Tim's 'little oopsie'.
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Damn tight band. Too bad he's goin to prison.
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Damm. That's sum good singin n pickin ""
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Makes me feel things inside.
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Uh, Ben? I don't think he was
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The most rock & metal stations on Pandora Radio!
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Sucks Tim gets busted while they're finishing the record. He was going to have the real Arnold on the record!
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I laughed my a** off when I first heard these guys. Utterly delightful.
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I think Lambesis should also form a metal band about Batman movie lines. Only because I want to hear a song called I'm not wearing hockey pants
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vukeskywalke r 0
Even though this is a side project this is currently my favorite band. kick a** and brutaly heavy. Amazing solos w a bone crushing sound! Cant wait for Triple Brutal to come out!!! NYEAHHH!!
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Every time I eat cookies I yell COOK E
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This group is better than about three As I Lay Dying CDs....ok ok, two.
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This band is the epitome of BR00TAL!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle XP
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And another CD this summer. Oh yeah
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Athletic.... A N D voluptuous.
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who told you to touch my cookies
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boonem76
Give me your mo mo mo motorcycle lol
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Get to the Choppa!!
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SCREW YOU BENNY
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kmitchell260
WOW!!! i never realized until now that u could make a whole fukin song out of movie lines!!! this is fukin awesome!!!
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GIVE ME YOUR CLOTHES!!!!!
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Who is your daddy and what does he do?
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